हिंदी चुटकुले 2016

DAd: Why Do U Look So Upset.....!
Son: I CAnt Tell U DAd
DAd: TreAt Me As Ur Friend
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Son: YAr Teri
BhAbhi NArAz Ho GAye HAi........@@@
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Sms Ko Sms Se Sms Me Us Sms Ko
MilAyA, Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Ko
Us Ne Sms Ko BAtAyA To Sms Ki
Sms Jis Sms Ko DikhAyA Ab BAtA Apne
Sms Ko Sms Ne Sms Me KyA DikhA........@@@
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MAine Ek LAdki Ki MAdAd Ki
Toh Usne Mujhe ThAnk U BolA
MAine KAhA ThAnk U MAt KAho
Ye Lo MerA Number Aur 3 LAdkiyo
Ko DenA Aur Un Se KAho Ke
Ye Aur 3 LAdkiyo Ko De........@@@........@@@
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Ek BAchhA Ro RAhA ThA,
To Uski Mummy Boli:
Kyun Ro RAhA HAi MerA LAl,
KyA ChAhiye........@@@.....!
Toffy........@@@.....!
Biscuit........@@@.....!
CAke........@@@.....!
BetA: BAs Ek SAnAm ChAhiye
AAAshiqui Ke Liye........@@@
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Love Never Dies, It RemAins
Forever, Forever, Forever
And Forever........@@@........@@@ Only PArtner
ChAnges, So Keep Loving
With The LAtest Version........@@@........@@@!
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WAt Is Mobile .....!

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R U Luking 4 Answer.....!
Ye HAAth Me KyA PAkdA HAi.....!
KAise KAise NAmune 
UpArwAle Ne BAnAAye HAi.....!
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LAdki Ko AgAr PAtAnA Ho To
Piche Se JAkAr PAkAd Lo........@@@
AgAr LAdki ShArmAi, To SAmjho
PAt GAyi........@@@ AgAr Wo ChillAi
To Tum B ChillA DenA Didi
DArgAyi, Didi DArgAyi........@@@........@@@!
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A Couple HAd A Fight One Night
When They Were Going To Bed,
HusbAnd TAunted: Good Night
Mother Of 3 Kids........@@@ Wife Replied:
Good Night FAther Of None........@@@........@@@
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Friend: Ye NAyA Mobile KAb LiyA.....!
PAppu: LiyA NAhi Girlfriend KA
UthAyA HAi........@@@
Friend: Kyo .....! 
PAppu: Wo PAgAl Roz Roz KAhti Thi
Tum MerA Phone NAhi UthAte BAs
AAj UthAne KA MokA Mil GAyA........@@@
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BhikAri: 1 RupAye De Do........@@@
Girl: ShArAm NAhi AAti Itne
SmArt, HAndsome, NojAwAAn
Hoke Bheek MAngte Ho BhikAri
Shocked & Khush & FAce Pe BAdi
Si Smile LAke BoltA HAi: AchhA
DArling Phir 1 ChummA Hi De Do........@@@........@@@
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PAtA HAi JAb GhAr Se Tum
NikAlte Ho, To LAdlkiyAn
Tumhe HAsrAt Se Dekhti
HAi, AAhen BhArti HAi Aur
Sochti HAi, KAs Ek
BhAi HAmAr B AisA HotA........@@@
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Roses Are Red Violets Are
Blue, Monkeys Like U Should
Be Kept In Zoo........@@@........@@@ Dont Feel
Angry, U Will Me There Too Not
In A CAge But LAughing At U!
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In ExAm Student Wrote In
Answer Sheet........@@@........@@@
GAAi HAmAri MAtA HAi
Hume Kuch NAhi AAtA HAi
TeAcher Wrote A Note........@@@........@@@
BAil HAmArA BAAp HAi,
MArks DenA PAAp HAi........@@@........@@@!
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PAppu Mount Everest Pe GAyA........@@@
3 BAbA BAithe The Aur TAmbAku
RAgAd RAhe The........@@@
PAppu: BAbA Ye KyA HAi.....!
BAbA: MAsAlA........@@@........@@@
PAppu: O Teri,
Everest MAsAle AAp BAnAte Ho........@@@
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Ek MAA Ki Request HAi K Ye
Msg ItnA FAilA Do Ki Uske
Beto TAk PAhunch JAye........@@@........@@@
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BetA RAmesh, BetA Suresh,
AgAr PitAji Ki PAtlun Ek
BilAAng Chhoti Ho GAyi
Ho, To GhAr AA JAo, PitAji
Yunhi Ghoom RAhe HAin........@@@........@@@!!
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Ek ShArAbi Doctor Se, KyA Tum
Meri ShArAb ChudvA SAkte Ho.....!
Doctor: HAAn Bilkul ChudvA
SAktA Hun........@@@ ShArbi: Puri ChAr
Bottle HAi........@@@ KAl RAAt Police Ne
JAbt KAr Li PleAse ChudvA Do........@@@

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YAAro........@@@........@@@ HAAsi NA Mehngi Hote
HAi, NA HAAsi SAsti HotA HAi,
HAAsi To HAr Dil Me BAsi Hote
HAi, Is HAAsi Ko Yu NA GAvAnA
Dost Kyuki........@@@........@@@ LAdki Bhi TAb
FAAsti HAi JAb Wo HAsti HAi!
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AmericAn Kids On Eiffel
Tower........@@@........@@@ "Wow, WhAt A BeAutiful
View........@@@........@@@" IndiAn Kids On Eiffel
Tower........@@@........@@@ "ChAl Dekhte HAin
Kiski Thook Pehle Neeche Girti
HAi........@@@........@@@!" "AAAAkkkk Thuuuu"
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So Sweet Is Ur Smile,
So Sweet Is Ur Style,
So Sweet Is Ur Voice,
So Sweet Is Ur Eyes,
See How Sweetly I Lie!
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Chuho Ki Geng TAlwr Le Kr
BhAg Rhi TAbhi Sher Ne PuchA
KyA HuA Ek ChuhA BolA Udhr
HAthi Ki Beti Ko Kisi Ne
Propos KiA Or NAm HAmArA AyA
HAi LAshe BichA Denge SAlo Ki........@@@
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Chuhe Ko Billi Lgi Gori Dono
Milne Lge Chori Chori ChuhA
BolA O Gori, Khele Ankh Micholi
Billi Chuhe Ko MAr K KhA
GAi Aur Bolii HAte Luv Story
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ShArif LAdko Se JAyAdA
KismAt WAle To GAli Ke
Kutte HAin........@@@........@@@ KAm Se KAm
LAdki PAlAt Ke Dekhti To
HAi, Ki AA RAhA HAi YA NAhi!
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Four Roses Just For U: First
For Frndship, Second For
HeAlth, Third For HAppiness,
And The LAst One........@@@........@@@ KAAn Ke
UppAr LAgA LenA, MAAst LAgegA!
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ReAd This FAst!
ChAi
Coffee
ChAi
Coffee
ChAi
Coffee
ChAi
Coffee
Ok!! Congrets!!! U r SelActed
2 Work At The RAilwAy StAtion!
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GAon MAi Bijli AAyegi Sun
KAr Logo Ke SAAth Kutte Bhi
Khush Hue........@@@ Bole, Bijli AAyegi
Toh KhumbA Bhi LAgegA :-P
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Frog: TumhAre PAAs DimAAg NAhin HAi........@@@
BholA: HAi........@@@ Frog: NAhin HAi........@@@
BholA: HAi........@@@ Frog: NAhin HAi And
Jumps Into The Well........@@@ BholA: Isme
Suicide KArne WAAli KyA BAAt Thi........@@@.....!
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Pehle JAmAne Ki LAdkiyAA........@@@
PoojA KArke Soti Thi TAAki
Unhe DArr NA LAge........@@@........@@@ 21 vi SAdi
Ki LAdkiyA RAAt Ko Bhi MAkeup
KArke Soti H, TAAki
Doosro Ko DArr NA LAge........@@@........@@@
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JAb Kisi KA BurA WAqt AAtA
HAi To Uske SAre Dost Aur
PAriwAr Uske SAAth KhAde
Hote HAi........@@@........@@@
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AgAr YAkin NAhi HAi
To ShAdi KA Album Dekh Lo........@@@

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Oh........@@@........@@@ Shit YAr
Are BAp Re RAm RAm RAm RAm
Ye KyA Ho GAyA.....! BAhut BAdi
GAlti Ho GAyi Hey BhAgvAn
Ye KyA Ho GAyA.....! Busy Logo
Ko Msg ChAlA GyA So Sorry........@@@........@@@
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Why Girls Live Longer ThAn
Boys........@@@.....! Scientific Studies
HAve Proven ThAt Shopping
Never CAuses HeArt AttAck........@@@........@@@
But "PAying The Bils Does"!
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Which Is The Most DAngerous
AlphAbet........@@@........@@@.....!
Answer ........@@@........@@@ "W"
Bcoz All Worries StArt With
"W"
Who, Why, WhAt
When, Which, Whom, Where
WAr, Wine, Whisky, Women
And FinAlly Above All WIFE........@@@........@@@!
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Why Do U Think I Sms U........@@@.....!
It Is BecAuse I CAre........@@@.....!
Or I Miss U........@@@........@@@.....!
Or I Love U........@@@........@@@.....!
Or I Need U........@@@........@@@.....!
No, Its BecAuse I Need A
Person For Just Time PAs........@@@........@@@!
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Be CAreful When A Girl Tells
U ThAt She Loves U, From
The Bottom Of Her HeArt........@@@........@@@
For This MAy MeAn ThAt There
Is Still Enough SpAce
For Another Boy On Top........@@@........@@@!
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Kehte HAi Agr Dil Se AAnkhe
BAnd KAro To Life Me Jis Se
PyAr KiyA Uski TAsveer NAzAr
AAte HAi To MAine Bhi Try KiyA
SAlA Slide Show StArt Ho GyA!

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Husbnd: KyA Tumne Mujhe KuttA
KAhA.....! No Answer
Husbnd AgAin Asks, No Answer
Then AgAin He Asks,
Wife: NAhi KAhA........@@@
Plz Ab BhokA NA BAndh KAro........@@@
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Circuit: Oye Short Circuit Yeh
Light Bulb Pe BAAp KA NAAm KyA
Likh RAhA HAi.....!
Short Circuit: Apun BAAp KA
NAAm RoshAn KAr RehlA HAi........@@@
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Tinu: KAuwA Telephone PAr BAith
KAr KAnw KAnw Kyon KAr RAhA HAi.....!
Chinu: LAgtA HAi WAh ApAni AAwAj
Dur TAk PAhunchAnA ChAhtA HAi........@@@
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Q........@@@ Doctor: App KA Aur AApki
Biwi KA Blood Group Ek Hi HAi........@@@
A........@@@ MAn: HogA, ZArur HogA; 25
SAAl Se MerA Khoon Jo Pee RAhi HAi........@@@
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Q........@@@ WhAt Is The Difference
Between WAtch & Wife.....!
A........@@@ Ek BigAdti HAi To BAndh Ho
JAti HAi… Doosri BigAdti
HAi To Shuru Ho JAti HAi........@@@
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Assi B SmArt, Tussi B SmArt,
SAddA NAture B Cool,
TwAddA B Cool, Assi B Cute,
Tussi B Cute, BAs 1 ChotA
SA FArk HAi, Assi Dil Se
SAAf, Tussi DimAg Se SAAf........@@@

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PAPU Apne PApA Se Mujhe ShAAdi
KArni HAi
PApA: BetA Kise Ke SAth........@@@........@@@.....!
PAPU: DAAdi Ke SAth........@@@!
PApA: KAmine Wo Mere MAA HAi........@@@........@@@!
PAPU: To AAp Ne Mere
MAA Ke SAth Kyu Ke........@@@........@@@!!
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Kyu HAr BAr MusAm Ki TArAh
BAdAl JAte Ho, HAr NAye Din
Dil HAmArA DukhAte Ho, Ye
BAt SunkAr HAmAri Ruh TAk
KAp GAye, Ki Tum Ab BArtAn
Dhone WAle SAbun Se NAhAte Ho........@@@
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YAron Ki YAri Pe ShAk NAhi
KArte JAb Don Sms KArte HAi
To BAk BAk NAhi KArte PAreshAn
Krte Ho JAb Don Busy Ho Ab
Don Free HAi To Sms NAhi KArte........@@@
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TAb BAhut TAklif Hoti HAi JAb
MAm Bolti HAi TerA Aur Tere
AAge WAle Answer SAme HAi
To Dil Se AwAj Ati HAi Toh SAlA
SAwAl B To SAme Hi ThA NA........@@@
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AAp HAmAre Dil Me Khuch Is
TArAh SAmA GAye Ho, AAp HAmAri
ZindAgi Me Kuch Is TArAh
AAgye Ho, JAise HAre BhAre Khet
Me Kuch SAnd Ghus GAye Ho........@@@
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Meri BAAt Gor Se SunnA, Agr
Koi Apko PAgAl KAhe To Dukhi
Mt HonA, Afsos B Mt KrnA Or
RonA B Mt, Bs ArAm Se ChAir
Pr BAith Kr SochnA Ki........@@@........@@@
SAle Ko PAtA KAise ChAlA........@@@

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Girl: DuA KAro MAin FAil Ho JAon........@@@........@@@
Friend: Kyun.....!
Girl: Abbu Ne KAhA HAi Ke........@@@........@@@
1st AAyi To LAptop........@@@........@@@
2nd AAyi To Mobile Aur FAil Ho
GAyi To ShAdi KArvA Doon GA!!
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Ek Cute Se BAchhe Ko Dekh KAr,
Ek LAdki Ne Us Ke GAAl PAr,
Kiss KAr DiyA,
LAdki: I Am Sorry ,
AAp Ke GAAl Pe Lipstick LAg GAyi,
BAchhA: It Is Ok BAby,
Kuchh AchhA KArne Se AgAr,
DAAg LAgte HAin,Toh DAAg Ache HAin
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Ek BAcchA Mummy Se Pitne Ke 
BAAd Apne PApA Se BolA........@@@........@@@
PApA KAbi AfricA GAye Ho........@@@.....!
PApA: NAhi BetA........@@@........@@@
BAcchA: Fir Itni KhAufnAAk
Item KAhA Se Le AAye........@@@........@@@.....!
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PAti Aur PAtni RoAd PAr Ghoom
RAhe The,
PAtni GAdhA DekhkAr Boli........@@@
Apne RishtedAr Se Mil Lo .....!
PAti: NAmAste SAsurji, KAise Ho.....!
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Ek BAAr Ek Buddhe Ko Sher Ne
PAkAd LiyA........@@@........@@@
Old MAn: Mujhe Chhod Do MerA
Khoon ThAndA Ho GAyA HAi,
Kisi JAwAn Ko PAkdo........@@@........@@@
Lion: AAj Mujhe Cold Drink
Peene KA MAnn HAi........@@@........@@@!
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Ek PAgAl Dusre PAgAl Se, MAin
Torch JAlAtA Hu, Tu Uski Light
PAkAr KAr UpAr ChAnd Pr JA........@@@
Ye Sun KAr Dusre PAgAl Ne KAhA
K, Mujhe PAgAl SAmjhA HAi, Tune
KAhi Bich Me Light Off KAr Di To........@@@
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PAppu Film Dekh RAhA ThA, Film Me
Sher AA RAhA ThA, PAppu DAr GAyA,
ApnA ChAAdAr KAndhe Pe DAlA Or
BhAgne LAgAA! Ek AAdmi KhAn SAAb
DAro MAt Ye To Film He........@@@
PAppu: Ye To Humko Bhi MAlum He,
Ke Ye Film HAi, PAr Use
KyA PAtA........@@@........@@@ Wo To JAnwAr HAi........@@@........@@@!
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PAppu: YAAr AchhA HuA MAin IndiA
Me PAidA HuA, AmericA Mein NAhi........@@@
Chintu: Q AmericA Mein PAidA
HotA To KyA Ho JAtA........@@@........@@@.....!
PAppu: Tu Bhi NA YAAr, Tujhe PAtA
To HAi Mujhe English KAhA AAti HAi........@@@
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