हिन्दी जोक्स and जोक चुटकुले शरारती 2016



Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Park Me Ped Ke
Niche Baithe
The Tabhi.....???.....???.....???
.....???
Ek Old Aadmi Beta Kya Ye Hamari
Sanskriti Hai?
.....???
Ladka: Nahi Uncle Ye To Meri
Pooja Hai Aapki Sanskriti
Kisi Dusre Ped Keniche Hogi
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Pappu English Sekhny Angrej
K Pass Gya.....???.....???.....???
2 Months K Bad Wapis Aaya
To Usy Angrej Ki.....???.....???.....???
Call Aayi.....??? !!!
.....???
Pappu: Who Is Speaking?
.....???
Angrej: Abbbbbbeeee Kamine Hum
Bolat Hai Jacksonwa.....???.....???.....???.....???.....???
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Pappu: Sir Meri Patni Mere
Saath Baahar Jaana Chaahti
Hai, Chhutti Chahiye,
Boss: Chhutti Nahi Milegi,
.....???
.....???
Pappu: Thank U So Much Sir
Ji Mai Jaanta Tha Musibat
Ke Waqt Aap Hi Kaam Aayenge.....???
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Little Girl: Jab Me Badi Ho
Jaungi Aap Apne Ladkay Ki
Shaadi Mujse Karwaoge ??
Shopkeeper Smiling: Haan Beta
Zarur Karwaonga.....???.....???
Little Girl: to Apni Hone Wali
Bahu Ko 1 Dairymilk Do Na.....???.....???.....???
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Who Is Dhoni?
.....???
.....???
.....???
.....???
A Man Who Stands In The Game
When 29 Runs Are Required
From 1 Ball And Still The
Opposition Adjusts The Field.....???
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Judge: You Are Crossing The
Limits
Lawyer: Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta
Hai
Judge: How Dare You Call Me Saala
Lawyer: My Lord I Said Kaun
Sa Law Kehta Hai
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Ek Din Ek Popat Truck Se
Takara Gaya.....??? Truck Wale Ne
Use Ghar Lake Pinjare Me
Rakha.....??? Hosh Me Aane Ke
Baad Tota Bola Aayala
Truck Wala Mar Gaya Kay.....???
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Hum Sath Marne Ka Soch Kar
Dariya Me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne
Bataya.....???
Beta Teri Wali
To Swiming Champion Thi.....???.....???
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Sonu: Yaar Wo Murgi Hai
Ya Murga Kaise Pata Chalega Monu: simple Hai Yaar
Usko Pathar Mar Agar Wo
Bhaga To Murga Aur Bhagi
To Murgi.....???.....???.....???!
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Sonu: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko
Kya Dena Chahiye?
Monu: Birla Cement
Sonu: Kyun?
Monu: Kyun Ki Is Cement
Mai Jaan Hai

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Patient To Doctor:
Aapne Nurse Bahut Achhi
Rakhi He Uska Haath Lagte
Hi Main Theek Ho Gaya
Dr: Janta Hu, Thapad Ki
Aawaz Yaha Tak Aa Rahi Thi.....???
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Hamara Paper Tha Aur Hum Udas
Ho Gaye, Humne Puri Sheet Pe
Aapki Tasvir Bana Dali Aur
Hum Pass Ho Gaye, Kaise?
?
?
?
Qki Paper Drawing Ka Tha,
Aur Cartoon Banana Tha.....???
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Boy: I Love U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Wil Die 4 U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Can’t Liv Without U
Girl: Phurrrr
Boy: I Wnt U To Give A Diamond Ring
Girl: Really?
Boy: Phurrrrr
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Height Of Happiness.....???.....???
.....???
A Boy Got A Job In A Girls Hostel.....???.....???
.....???
After 2 Months
Owner Asked: Why Don't U Come
To Take Your Salary.....???.....?????
.....???
Boy: Kyaa.....???.....?????
Salary Bhi Milegi.....???.....?????
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Gabbar: Thakur Ye Hath Mujhe Dai Dai.....???
Thakur: Nahi Gabbar
Gabbar: Thakur Ye Hath Mujhe Dai Dai
Thakur: Le Lai Mere Hath, Jai K B,
Veeru K Bhi, Basanti K Bhi Le Lai,
Octopus Bn Ja Kamine
Gabbar: Tu To Emotional Ho Gya Sorry Yar.....???
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Pappu In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai
Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
.....???
Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Ooo Mere Bhai Tu Jyada
Dimag Na Lga !
Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai

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Golden Words: Kal Ka Kaam
Aaj Mat Karo Usko Kal Tak
Hi Rakho.....???.....??? Kya Pata Us
Kaam Ko Karne Ki Zarurat
Hi Na Pade.....???.....???
.....???
By Kamchor Haramkhor.....???.....???.....???
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Biwi Sarabi Pati Ko Sudharne
Ke Liye Kale Kapde Pahan Kar
Ghar Ke Bahar Khadi Ho Gayi.....???.....???
.....???
Pati: Tum Kaun Ho.....???.....??? ??
.....???
Patni: Chudel.....???.....???
.....???
Pati: Hath Mila Mai Teri
Behan Ka Pati.....???.....???.....???
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Engineering Student Sitting
Wid His Grlfrnd In Restaurant
Drinking Beer And Says:
I Love You
Grlfrnd: Is It U Or The Beer
Talking ???
.....???
.....???
Student: Its Me,
Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up.....???.....???.....???
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Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.....???
Clerk: Kya Hua ???
Officer: Sunny Leon Ki File Hai.....???
Clerk: Toh ???
Officer: Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai
Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai!
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Dil Karta Hai Tujhe Pyar
Du Teri Dosti Pe Apni Jindagi
Waar Du Par Jab Bhi Tera
Sms Nahi Milta Hai To Dil
Karta Hai Teri Aankh Mai
Mirchi Daal Du.....???
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Boy: Mein Tumhe Bangla Dilaunga,
Car Dilaunga
.....???
Gold K Dher Laga Dunga
.....???
Girl: Accha Ye Batao Shaam
Ko Park Aao Ge Kya
.....???
Boy: Haan Agar Mom Ney Bus Ka
Kiraya De Diya Toh :P :D :D

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Aashiqi 2 Dekhkar Ek Baat
To Samajh M Aa Gyi.....???.....???.....???
Agar Daaru Piyogey To 9-10
Saal M Mar Jaoge Lekin Agar
Daaru K Sath Ladki Bhi Aa Gyi To
Bhaiyya Packing Taiyyar
Rakho Kab Yamraj Darwaja
Khatkhata De Kuch Nhi Pta :P ;)
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Teacher: Tell Me The Name Of
Any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: Ms Excel
Lucky: Ms Word
Bittu: Ms Powerpoint
Pappu After Thinking A Lot,
"Ms Dhoni"!
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Kya Apko Ladkian Pasand Hai?
Kya Aap Ladkion Ki Baten
Sunna Chahte Hai? Kya Aap
Hmesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna
Chahte Hai? To Beta Golgappe
Ka Thela Laga Lo.....???
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Zamana Bohat Kharab Hogaya Hai.....???
Boy To Girl: Kia Me Aap Ka
Haath Choom Sakta Hoon.....???.....???.....???.....??? 
Girl: Kion, Mere Honton Pe
Kaante Lage Hyn Kia.....???.....???.....??? ?
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Dosti Nibhana Koi Aap Se
Sikhe Rishte Banna Koi Aap
Se Sikhe Bahut Tarif Karli
Ap Aap Ki Sms Ka Paisa Bachane
Koi Aap Se Sikhe.....???
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Koi Aankhon Se Baat Kar
Leta Hai, Koi Aankhon Mein
Mulaqat Kar Leta Hai, Bara
Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena,
Jab Koi English Mein Baat
Kar Leta Hai.....???

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Namaskar! Yeh Hamari Faltu
Sms Sewa He.....??? Isme Hum Logo
Ko Waqt Bewaqt Pareshan
Kiya Karte Hein.....??? Is Sewa Ka
Labh Uthane Ke Liye Shukriya.....???
Ab Aap Apna Kaam Kariye.....???
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Ek Aap Ho Ki Sharmate Bahut
Ho, Ek Aap Ho Ki Itrate Bhi
Bahut Ho, Dil To Karta Hai
Ki Aapko Dinner Pe Ley Javein,
Lekin Kya Kare Kambakht Ki
App Khaate Bhi Bahut Ho.....???
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Aansun Tera Gire To Ankhen
Mere Ho, Dil Tera Dhadke To
Dhadkan Meri Ho, Bhagwan
Kare Humari Dosti Itni Gahre
Ho Ki Naukari Tum Karo Aur
Salary Meri Ho!
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Gandi Wali Bezzati
Ladka: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe
Kahi Bhi Rahe, Main Tujhe
Teri Khushboo Se Pehchan
Lunga.....???
.....???
.....???
Ladki: Mujhe Pehle Hi Pata
Tha Saale, Tu Hai Hi Kutta.....???
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Girl: Aaj Se Hamara Rishta
Khatam Hum Ek Dusre Ko Sare
Gift Wapis Karte Hai
.....???
.....???
Boy: Theek Hai Recharge Se
Start Karte Hai ;))
.....???
.....???
Girl: Jaanu Ab Mazak Bhi
Nai Kar Sakti Kya.....???.....???
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1 Aadmi Medical Shop Pe: Zeher Do,
Dukandar: Binaparchi Ke Nahi
Mil Sakta Aadmi Ne Shadi Ka
Card Dikhaya,
Dukandar: Bas Pagle Rulayega Kya,
Badi Bottle Du Ya Choti.....???

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Roz Logo Se Aape Pange
Honge.....???.....??? Roz Aapke Ghar Me
Dange Honge.....???.....??? Agar Mujhe
Sms Nahi Kiya To Yaad Rakhna
Dost.....???.....??? Aapke 12 Bacche Honge
Aur SaareLafenge Honge.....???.....???!
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Positive Attitude Is
When U Arrive Home
Late Night,fully Drunk,
Find Ur Wife Waiting With A 'Jhaadu' &
U Tell Her:
"Wah Darling,
Abhi Tak Kaam Kar Rahi Ho!"
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That Angry Moment !!
.....???
.....???
.....???
When A Small Kid Hits You,
Without Any Reason In Front Of
His Mom,
And You Can't Do Anything But
Smile.....???.....???
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Ladka Ladki Se: Mujhe Teri
Aankho Me Poora Jahaan Dikhta
Hai Me Pass Se Nikal Raha
Tha To Meine Bola Are Bhai
Dekhna Jra Aage By Pass Pe
Police Valon Ne Naka To Nahi Lgaya.....???
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Jab B Kisi Ladki Ko Dekhu 
Baj Jaye Seeti Or Dab Jaye
Aankh Jab Sach Me B Karu Ijhaar
Dil Ka Hajoor To Ladki Bole
Tu To Hai Aadat Se Bajboor.....???
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Nobody In The World Can Stop
U From Falling In Love.....???.....???
But,
2 Powerful Weapons Can Do That.....???.....???
Mummy's Chappal.....???.....???
&
Daddy's Belt.....???.....???!

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Are You Know What "College" Means????
C= Come
O= On
L= Lets
L= Love
E= Each
G= Girl
E= Equally.....???
So, Every Boy Goes To "College"
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18 Year Old Boy: Will U Be My Gf.....????
18 Year Old Girl: No,get Lost.....???.....???
5 Year Old Boy: Will U Be My Gf.....???.....????
18 Year Old Girl: Awww So Sweet.....???.....???
Yes Yes, I Will.....???.....???
.....???
.....???
Hey Bhagwan,
Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Teri.....???.....???.....???
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Girl: What Are You Doing ?
Boy: Killing Mosquitoes
Girl: How Many Did You Killed?
Boy: Total 5 (3 Female 2 Male)
Girl: How Did You Know That?
.....???
.....???
Boy: 3 Sitting Near Mirror,
2 Near Beer
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Tum Qaatil Tumhaari Ankhian
Qaatil Tumhaari Muskaan Qatil,
Har Adaa Qaatil Tum Ainna Na
Dekhaa Karo Ae Zaalim Kanhi
Takraa Na Jaaye Qaatil Se Qaatil
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Intelligent Pappu
.....???
Teacher: Ye Batao Ki Duniya
Mei Kitne Desh Hai ???
.....???
Pappu: Kar Di Na Pagalon
Wali Baat Duniya Mei 1 Hi
Desh Hai India Baki Sab To
Videsh Hai.....???
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Jo Student Top Kare
Wo Student Of The Year
Jo Student Fail Ho Jaye
Wo Student Of The Next Year
Think Hatke Jiya Datke

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1-7 Year Boys
Love Mummy
8-14 Year Boys
Love Dady
23-50 Yr Boys
Love Wife
Wat Searching
Oh!
Bt 15-22 Yr Boys Luv "sush"!!!!
Naam To Suna Hi Hoga:-)
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('.....???')> 
!<\'\ 
! _/"\_
12 Mahino Me 12 Tarikon Se
Tujhko Msg Bejunga Main;
! <('.....???') Dhinka Chika
! /'/> Dhinka Chika
! _/"\_ Re.....???.....??? Re.....???.....??? Re.....???.....??? Re
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2 Lady Fightng 4a Seat
Both Claimig They Came 1st
Condctor: Lady Who Is
More Aged Shud Sit Here
Both Lady Luked At Each
Oder & Seat Remaind Empty.....???.....???
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2 Guys Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi &
Tied To Their Hands
1st Guy To Second: What
Will We Do Now
2nd Guy: You Marry My Sister
I Will Marry Your Sister
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Marne Ke 3 Tarike !
1.....??? Daru Piyo 30 Saal
Me Mar Jaoge.....???
2.....??? Cigrate Piyo 15 Saal
Me Mar Jaoge.....???
3.....??? Kisi Se Sachcha Pyar
Karo Jite Ji Mar Jaoge.....???
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Laila Ko Majnu Ka Sms Nahi
Aaya, Laila Ne 3 Din Khana
Nai Khaya, Laila Mar Rahi
Thi, Majnu Ke Pyar Mein,
Majnu Baitha Tha Sms Free
Hone Ke Intezar Mein.....???

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Engineer: Kitna Mushkil Hai
Teacher Se Pyar Karna
Friend: Kyon ???
Engineer: 15 Page Ka Love
Letter Bheja Tha Pagli Ne
Assignment Samajh Ke Sign
Kar K Wapis Kar Diya.....???.....???
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A Mother Makes Her Boy
Gentle In 20 Years,
But,
A Girl Makes A Boy
Mental In 20 Minutes.....???.....???!
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KBC Me Aapka Swagat Hai!
Aapke Liye Ek Sawal 2cr Ke Liye,
Kya Aapke Ghar Me Sabko
Pata Hai Ki Aap Pagal Ho?
Option
1.....??? Ha
2.....??? Nahi
3.....??? Pata Nahi
4.....??? Shayad
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A Teacher Broke Traffic Signal,
Police Officer Arrest Her,
Teacher Please Let Me Go
"I Am A Teacher"
Police Officer "Oh Ho I Have
Waited This Moment Whole Year"
Now Write 10000 Times That
"I Will Never Break Traffic
Signal Again"
.....???
Ye Hota Hai Badla
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A Man Gifted His Wife A
Diamond Necklace For Their
Anniversary And Wife
Didn't Speak To Him For 6 Months.....???
Was The Necklace Fake?
No
That Was The Deal
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Ek "Chuha" Tha ?
?
?
?
,
!
?
?
(
=
+
"
=
"
!
Battameez Sara Msg Hi
Kutar Gaya.....???.....??? Warna Itna
Kuch Likha Tha Aapki
Taarif Me K Pucho Hi Mat Yaar.....???

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Engineer: Kitna Mushkil Hai
Teacher Se Pyar Karna
Friend: Kyon ???
Engineer: 15 Page Ka Love
Letter Bheja Tha Pagli Ne
Assignment Samajh Ke Sign
Kar K Wapis Kar Diya.....???.....???
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Boy: Mere Paas Mere Dost
Jaisi Car Nai Hai Magar
Tumhe Apni Palko Par Bitha
K Ghumaunga, Usske Jaisa
Bada Ghar Nai Hai Magar
Tumhe Dil Me Rakhunga Mere
Paas Usske Jitne Paise B
Nai Hai Magar Tumhe Mazdoori
Kar K Khilaunga, Aur Kya
Chaiye Tumhe.....???.....??????
Girl: Bas Kar Pagle Ab
Rulayega Kya.....???.....????? Chal Apne
Uss Dost Ka Number De.....???.....???
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