Best Funny Shayari SMS For Friends

Log KehtAy HAin K KhudA Ne Apko
BAdi FursAt Mein BAnAyA HAi.....###.....###
"Simple C BAAt HAi,fAluu KAAm Ko
FursAt Mein Hi To KiyA JAtA HAi.....###"
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Ek Din GAliB Scooter Se
JAA RAhe The, SAmne 1 BAchhA
AA GAyA GAliB Ne FArmAyA
"Ankho Me JAl RAhe HAi Unki
YAdo K Deep, HAt JA Chotu,
Peep Peep Peep"
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ChAppAl Chhoti Ho JAye
Toh PAAon Mein NAhi AAti
WAh-wAh
ChAppAl Chhoti Ho JAye To
PAAon Mein NAhi AAti
Aur Girlfrnd Moti Ho JAye
To BAhon Mein NAhi AAti....??

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Usne HAAthon Per Mehendi
LAgAi HAi, Humne Uski Doli
SAjAi HAi, HAmein PAtA ThA
Woh BewAfA Niklegi Isliye
Humne Uski Choti Behen Ko Bhi PhAsAyA HAi ....??....??....??
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Hum GAye The Unke GhAr
KehnA ThA
Dil Se Dil MilAlo
Unki MAA Ne KholA DArwAzA
Hum GhABrA Ke Bole
Aunty....??....??
BAchhon Ko Polio
Ki DAwA PilwA Lo.....###
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JAB HotA HAi TerA DeedAr,
Dil DhAdkAtA HAi BAr BAr.....###
JAB HotA HAi TerA DeedAr,
Dil DhAdkAtA HAi BAr BAr.....###
AdAt Se MAjBoor Ho Tum
JAne KAB MAAng Lo UdhAAr
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Tu Mere Dil Mein
Aise SAmAAyi HAi
JAise BAAjre Ke Khet
Mein BhAins Ghus AAyi HAi
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JAB DekhA Unhone Tirchi NAzAr Se,
KAsAm KhudA Ki MAdhosh Ho GAye
Hum,
PAr JAB PAtA ChAlA NAzAr PArmAnAnt
Tirchi HAi,
To WAhi KhAde-khAde Behosh Ho GAye
Hum .....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###.....### Xd
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FAAdu ShAyAri:
LAdkA LAdki Me Ho
RAhi Thi Kissing.....###.....###.....###
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WAh WAh.....###.....###
LAdkA LAdki Me Ho
RAhi Thi Kissing.....###.....###.....###
Avi Ap Chote Ho Isliye.....###.....###
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Pj Tym
KAl Teli YAAd Me
MAi InnA DuB GyA
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WAh WAh
KAl Teli YAd Me
MAi InnA DuB GyA
MAi Potty KAlne BethAthA
Or PAntkholnA BulgyA.....###.....###
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Arz HAi.....###.....###
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Cycle Aisi
ChAlAo JiskA PAhiyA NA Ho
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Cycle Aisi ChAlAo
JiskA PAhiyA NA Ho.....###
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Aur LAdki Aisi PAtAo
JiskA BhAiyA NA Ho.....###.....###.....###

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Dil Tod ShAyAri:
Koyle K KhAAn Se HirA
KAise NikAlu WAh WAh.....###.....###
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Koyle K KhAAn Se HirA
KAise NikAlu
GAur FArmAiyegA
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Ki Koyle K KhAAn Se HirA
KAise NikAlu
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InternAl Me Hi FAil Hu,
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To SAlA Semester
KAise SAmBhAlu.....###.....###.....###??
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Arj KiyA HAi.....###.....###.....###**
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ChAppAl Choti Ho JAye To
PAA0n Mein NAhi AAti.....###.....###.....###

*=* WAh WAh 
*=*

ChAppAl Choti Ho JAye To
PAAon Mein NAhi AAti
Or
Girlfriend Moti Ho JAye To
BAho Mein NAhi AAti :*
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Boyz Rules-
HAusle SAre AzmA BAithe,
Hum ZAmAne Ke Gum UthA BAithe,
Jiski ChAhAt Me UmAr BhAr TAdpe,

Usi Ki ShAdi Me Dusri LAdki PAtA BAithe.....###
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Boys MentAlity: Ye Jo AAg
Dil Me LAgi HAi ZAmAAne Me LgA DungA
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Uski Doli Jo Uthi
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To
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Koi BAAt NAi SmArt Hoon
Dusri FAsA LungA.....###

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KiyA HAi Teri ChAl 
Aur KiyA HAi Teri LilA,,
MAin TerA Tees MAr KhAn Aur Tu Meri
ShelA.....###.....###.....###
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BArish Hoti HAi Toh
Tum YAAd AAti Ho ....??....??
Bheegte HAi Toh Tum YAAd
AAti Ho.....###
BAtA Do BAski
MerA UmBrellA KAB 
LotAne WAli Ho.....###.....###
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KhudA KAre TerA
MoBile Kho JAye.....###
Mile Mujhe Aur MerA Ho
JAye,
KAru Sms LAdkiyo Ko MAi
Aur NAAm TerA AAye.....###
MAr Thujhe PAde Aur KAlejA MerA
ThAndA Ho JAye.....###
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Apki BAto Pe Dil HAru
WAH....?? WAH....??
Apki SurAt Pe JAn WAru
WAH....?? WAH....??
Jis Din Nhi AAtA ApkA SMS DiL
KArtA H Apko PAtAk-PAtAk k
MAru....??
AB BoLo WAh....?? WAh....??
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Tere Gum Me A-BewAfA,
RAt BhAr PitA RhA,
Tere Gum Me A-BewAfA
RAt BhAr PitA RhA,
Fefdhe FAt Kr BAhAr Aye,
DinBhAr SitA RhA
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ItnA kAmjor ho gyA mAi
teri judAi se Gor FArmAiye gA
ItnA kAmjor ho gyA mAi
teri judAi se ki
MAcchAr Bi kheech le
jAte h mujhe chArpAAi se.....###.....###.....###

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Phulo ki mehek ko
churAyA nAhi jAtA,
SurAj ki kirno ko
chupAyA nAhi jAtA,
Kitni Bhi soni ho girlfrnd Apni,
Dosto ki girlfrnd
ko BhulAyA nAhi jAtA.....###
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UltimAte line By Broken heArt
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wo hAmse mil ke itnA roi.....###.....###
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Ki unki nAk mAi BulBulA dekh ke
HAmAri hAsi nikAl gAyi.....###
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Hum HAste he Apko HAsAne k liye,
Hum jeete he Apki ek jhAlAk PAne k liye
AAp 1 BAr Ruth kr to DekhnA,
Hum 5 Rs.....###WAlA "KURKURE"
DilAyenge AApko MAnAne k Liye.....###
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Jee kAre tumhAre pAss AAun,
TumhAre pAss AA k ruk jAun.....###.....###
NA BAithun
NA Bolun
BAs tumhAri Ankho me.....###.....###
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SAntre kA chhilkA nichod k BhAg jAun.....###
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MAin hu yAhAn,
Tu hAi wAhAn
MAin hu yAhAn,
Tu hAi wAhAn
LifeBouy hAi jAhAn,
TAndurusti hAi wAhAn
*WAh*wAh*wAh*wAh.....###
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BAhut KhooBsurAt Ho Tum
Khud Ko DuniyA Ki Buri
NAzAr Se BAchAyA KAro
Sirf AAnkhon Mein KAjAl Hi KAfi NAhi
GAle Mein NimBu-Mirch Aur
ChAppAl Bhi LAtkAyA KAro?

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AAp kyA jAno hum Apko
kitnA yAAd kArte hAi,
HArpAl AApki fAryAd kArte hAi,
Roz khAt likhte hAi CArtoon network ko,
AAp ko dikhAne ki mAng kArte hAi.....###
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Arz he.....###.....###.....###
Cycle Aisi chAlAo
JiskA pAhiyA nA ho
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Cycle Aisi chAlAo
JiskA pAhiyA nA ho.....###
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Aur lAdki Aisi pAtAo
JiskA BhAiyA nA ho.....###.....###
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Toote Hue GulAB Ko,
HAAth Se Mein Tod DungA,
BAhAr WAli MiljAyegi To,
GhArwAli Ko ChoAr DungA.....###
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Ek Dukhi Girlfriend Ne,
Apne Boyfrnd Ke Liye,
ShAyAri Likhi.....###
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Phoolo KA RAjA,
BAhAro KA ShAhzAdA.....###
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Dil Tor KAr ChAlA GAyA.....###.....###
KuttA KAminA HArAmzAdA.....###.....###
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AAj KAL Ki LAdkiyA Husn Pe NAAz KArti He,
WAh wAh,
AAj KAAL Ki LAdkiyA Husn Pe NAAz KArti He,
GrAmmer To AtA Nhi,
Mgr English Me BAAt KArti He??
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Arj KiyA HAi
BAkri Ne BAkre Ko MArA Seengh,
BAkri Ne BAkre Ko MArA Seengh,
BAkri Ne BAkre Ko MArA Seengh,

Fir KyA HuA
Are BhAi BAkri Bhi Use Seengh MAregi YAAr.....###

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Arz KiA HAi.....###
PyAAr MAin Jo KABhi PAkde JAAo.....###
PyAAr MAin Jo KABhi PAkde JAAo.....###
Der NA KAro,
ForAn BhAi BAhAn BAn JAAo.....###
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Phool HAi GulAB KA KAAton Se KyA DArnA ,
Phool HAi GulAB KA KAAton Se KyA DArnA ,
PyAAr KArte HAi Hum Dono,
Tere BAAp Se KyA DArnA.....###
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Arz KiyA HAi
Heer Ro Ro KAr RAnzA Se KAh RAhi HAi,
WAh WAh.....###.....###
Heer Ro Ro KAr RAnzA Se KAh RAhi HAi,
DupttA Chhor De Kutte Meri NAk BAh RAhi HAi.....###
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ChAnd Ko Tod DungA SurAj Ko Fod DungA,
ChAnd Ko Tod DungA SurAj Ko Fod DungA,
AgAr Tu HAAn KAhe JAnemAn To,
PeheliwAli Ko Chod DungA.....###.....###.....###
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Jholi BhAr K PyAr Bheju.....###
Dil Se Dil kA SAwAl Bheju.....###
AAtA Nhi ApkA Koi CAll YA Sms.....###
YAAd Nhi AAti HumAri,YA.....###
YAAddAsh K Liye KAju BAdAm Bheju.....###.....###.....###
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Usne Jo Sher MArA To WAh WAh Ho GAi
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Usne Jo Sher MArA To WAh WAh Ho GAi.....###.....###
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Aur
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MAine Jo Sher MArA To
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To
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To
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To
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Sherni WidhwA Ho GAyi.....###.....###

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Roz SuBhA Hum Kehte HAi
Unhe Good Morning
Roz SuBAh Hum Kehte HAi
Unhe Good Morning
Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti HAi
JAise 1 Error Aur 5 WArning.....###
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KhAtArnAk ShAyAri
Teri Dosti Ne Mujhe AisA PyAsA BAnAyA,
WAh WAh.....###.....###.....###.....###.....###
Teri Dosti Ne Mujhe AisA PyAsA BAnAyA,
Tu 2 Minute Ruk Me PAni Pk AAyA
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NA JAnne KAB Koi TAArA Toot JAAye.....###
NA JAnne KAB Koi Annsoo AAnkh Se Choot JAAye.....###
Kuch PAl HAmAre SAth Bhi HAss Lo
NA JAAne KAB TumhAre DAAnt Toot JAAye.....###.....###
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JA RAhe Ho Chhod Ke HAme,
JAne Ki SAjA PAoge,
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JA RAhe Ho Chhod Ke HAme,
JAne Ki SAjA PAoge,
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AAge RAstA KhudA HuA HAi,
U Turn MArke WApAs AAoge.....###.....###
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Arj KiyA HAi,
Yu NA Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,
Yu NA Kisi Ke Dil Se Khelo,
JAB Sms Hi NAhi KArnA HAi To,
Phone BechkAr RAdio Hi Lelo.....###.....###.....###
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Tu ChAmm ChAmm KAr Ke AAi,
Aur ChAmm ChAmm KAr ChAle GAi.....###
Me Sindur KA DiBBA Leke KhAdA ThA,
Tu RAkhi BAndhhA Ke ChAle GAi.....###

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YA RABBA De De Koi JAAn B AgAr.....###.....###.....###
YA RABBA De De Koi JAAn B AgAr.....###.....###
MAke D Circuit DiAgrAm As Show In D Figure.....###
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Jise Dil DiyA Wo Dilli ChAli GAyi
Jise PyAr KiyA Wo PunA ChAli GAyi
Jise Ishq KiyA Wo Ldki ChAli GAyi
MAjBoor HokAr SochA Khudkhushi KAr Lu
PAr Bijli Ko HAth LAgAyA To Bijli ChAli GAyi.....###
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A Song 4 U.....###
AgAr Tum Mil JAo To TAnge Tod Denge Hum.....###
Tumhe PAA KAr TumhAre Peche KuttA Chod Denge Hum.....###
BAs Tum Mil To JAo.....###
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HAAthi Aur Chinti Ki ShAdi Huyi
Dusre Din Hi HAAthi MAr GAyA
Chinti Boli WAh Re AllhA Ek Din KA PyAr DiyA
Aur SAri UmAr KABAr Khodne KA KAAm DiyA....??
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Bf 2 Gf- KAl Teri YAAd Vich MAin ItnA DooB GAyA
KAl Teri YAAd Vich MAin ItnA DooB GAyA
MAin Potty KArne BAithA Si,
Te PAnt KholnA Bhul GAyA.....###
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Apne Dost PAr
ItnA Kyu Zulm KArte Ho
Apne Dost PAr
ItnA Kyu Zulm KArte Ho
KhAwABo Me B AAte Ho To.....###.....###
Apne Pure PAriwAAr Ko SAAth LAAte Ho.....###

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BAgon Me Phool Khilte RAhenge,
RAAt Me Deep JAlte RAhenge,
KhudA AApko SAri KhushiAyA
Dede
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BAki
TAkleef To Hum Dete Hi
RAhenge.....###
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Door Se DekhA Toh Ek Sher ThA
Door Se DekhA Toh Ek Sher ThA
Door Se DekhA Toh Ek Sher ThA
Isliye PAAs GAyA Hii NAhi .....###.....###
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Humne Msg Bhej Ke JAB
jAB Apko YAd KiyA
AApne Us Sms KA NA
KABhi JAwAAB DiyA
WAise To SundAy Ko Over
Time LAgAAne Ki AAdAt NAhi
ChAlo Fir Bhi Ye SundAy
Apke NAAm KurBAAn KiyA.....###
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MohABBAt KA SirAp Ho Tum,
Tension KA CApsule Ho Tum,
AAfAt KA Injection Ho Tum,
PAr KyA KAre JhelnA PAdtA HAi,
Kyonki.....###.....###.....###
Dosti KA Oxigen Ho Tum.....###
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PyAr Ko Zindgi Ki BeAring KAhte H
CAreer Ko Zindgi Ki Stering Khte H
JAhA MAchine Ko SmBhAlte-2 Admi MAchine Bn JAtA H
Use Enginering KAhte He.....###
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AjnBi GAliyo Se GujrA NA Kro,
DArd-E-dil LiyA Aur DiyA NA Kro,
BAcche Ho ABhi SmS K Khel Me,
BArABri
"BAAdshAho"
Se KiyA NA KAro.....###

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Dil Bhi TumhArA,
JA Bhi TumhAri,
AsmA Bhi TumhArA,
Ye JAmi Bhi TumhAri,
Jitne ChAhe MAssege KAro Mere Dost,
MoBil Bhi TumhArA,
Ye InBox Bhi TumhAri.....###
Aish KAro
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Bottle ChupA DenA KAfAn Me Mere,
ShAm ShAn Me Bhet KAr PiyA KArugA,
KhudA MAAngegA JAB HisAAB Mujhse,
Ek Ek Peg BAnA KAr DiyA KArugA.....###
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RAjA Ko Mili BAdi Muskil Se RAni
WAh.....###.....### WAh.....###.....###
RAjA Ko Mili BAdi Muskil Se RAni.....###
New MAggi Cup MAniA.....###.....###
Just Add GArAm PAni And CArry On JAni.....###.....###
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Sms 1 BimAri He Jo WAqt Ko BArBAd KArti He
AAo Mil K KAsAm KhAye K Ye BimAri KhAtAm KArenge
Ek CAll Roz Tum KAro
BAki SAre Miss CAlls Hum KArenge.....###
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Apne SAsur KA DulAArA Hun MAin,
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi PyAArA Hun MAin,
FilhAAl To Ye SAB SApne HAin,
Kyonki ABhi TAk KunwAArA Hun MAin.....###
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KAAsh Koi ExAm Ke Rijult KA InsurAnce KArA Dete,
To HAr ExAm Ke Pehle Premium BhAr Dete,
PAAs Hote To Thik VArnA InsurAnce ClAim To KAr Hi Dete.....###

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AAj KAl Tum MushkurAti BAhut Ho,
Mere Dil Ko BhAAti BAhut Ho,
Dil KehtA HAi Le JAAun Tumhen Dinner Pe,
PAr SunA HAi Tum KhAAti BAhut Ho....??
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ChAmAn Se 1 BichhdA HuA GulAB Hu.....###.....###.....###
MAi Khud Apni TABAhi KA JAwAB Hu.....###.....###.....###
Yu NigAhe NA Fero Mujhse.....###.....###.....###
NAlAyAko.....###.....###
MAin TumhAri Hi SAngAt Me BArBAAd Hu.....###.....###.....###
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Mene Usko PyAr KiyA Ashiq SAmAj K
Mene Usko PyAr KiyA Ashiq SmAj K
Wo UtAr Gyi KolhApur StAtion NAsik SAmjh Ke.....###
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ThodA GArAm ThodA ThAndA PiyA Kro
Sms ZArA NAyA KiyA Kro
AgAr SAmAjh NA Aye To Hmse Puch LiyA Kro
Hm Sms Ke Doctor HA Humse Roz 1 KhurAk LiyA KAro.....###
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Arz KiyA HAi -


Dil HAi SAchhA Aur DimAAg HAi KAchhA
WAh WAh WAh.....###

Dil H SAchhA Aur DimAAgh HAi KAcchA
Tere Msgs NAi AA Rhe KyA BAt HAi BAchhA.....###
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MAsti Life Me Hoti HAi,
Wife Me NAhi.....###
BhAkti MAn Me Hoti HAi,
MAndir Me NAhi.....###
AAp Bhi JAAn Lo, 
Dosti Sms KArne Se BAdhti HAi
Sirf PAdhne Se NAhi.....###

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Wo AAnkh BAdi Hi PyAAri Thi
Jo Usne Humko MAAri Thi
Hum To Muft Me Pit GAye YAAro
HAme KyA PAtA ThA Usko 
BABA RAm Dev WAli BimAri Thi.....###
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TumhAri YAAd Me "Wisky" Ki
NAdiyAn BAhA Dete TumhAre
Liye JAmAne Ko "Rum" Mein
DuBA Dete KAmBAkht Hum Peete
NAhi HAi WArnA "TAjmAhAl"
Ko Bhi "BeAr BAr" BAnA Dete
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Arz KiyA HAi.....###
MuskArAnA To HAr LAdki Ki
AdAA HAi.....###
WAh WAh.....###
Gor FArmAiye.....###
MuskArAnA To HAr LAdki Ki
AdAA HAi.....###
Use Jo MohABBAt SAmjhe Wo
SABse BAdA GdhA HAi:)
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BewAfA Tum Ho To WAfAdAAr Hum
Bhi NAhi, BeshArAm Tum Ho To
ShArAmdAAr Hum Bhi NAhi, PyAAr
Ke Is Mode PAr AAke Kehte Ho
ShAdishudA Ho To KyA HuA DArling?
KunwAre Hum Bhi NAhin
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Puri Botle NA SAhi,
Ek JAAm To Ho JAye
MilnA NA SAhi,
DuA SAlAm To Ho JAye
Jinki YAAd Me Hum
BimAr BAithe HAi
Unhe BukhAr NA SAhi KAm
Se KAm JukAm To Ho JAye
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Arz KiyA HAi.....###
ZArA GAur FArmAiyye GA ....??....??
2 Meel Door Se AgAr Ho JAye.....###
Kisi BeAutiful LAdki KA DeedAr.....###
WAAh .....###.....###.....### WAhh.....###.....###.....###.....###
2 Meel Door Se AgAr Ho JAye.....###.....###
Kisi BeAutiful LAdki KA DeedAr.....###
Tou LAngdA Bhi Ayse BhAge JAise
KArizmA Zmr.....###

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1st English ShAyri Ever:

Arz HAi.....###.....###.....###

"LAter D Bus Longer D Que"
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GAur FArmAiegA

"LAter D Bus Longer D Que"

"Shorter D Skirt Awesome D
View"
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Arz KiyA HAi.....###,
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ClAss MAin MAster Ji ShArAB Liye
BAithe HAi.....###.....###.....###
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GAur FArmiegA
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ClAss MAin MAster Ji ShArAB Liye
BAithe HAi.....###.....###
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Or BAche Itne HArAmi SAAle
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GlAss Liye BAithe HAi.....###.....###.....### ;)
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ZAmeen Se Le KAr AAsmAn TAk
AAsmAn Se Le KAr ZAmeen TAk
*
*
*
BAs HAwA Hi HAwA HAi.....###
WAh WAh WAh
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Mujhko MohABBAt HAi Ye
Dosto KA KehnA HAi,
Mujhko MohABBAt HAi Ye
Dosto KA KehnA HAi,
Lekin Dosto Mujhko Itni
JAldi TABAAh NA HonA HAi,
ABhi JindA RehnA HAi :)
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Dil Me Ek AjiB Shor Ho
RAhA HAi, Bin Apke Msg K
Dil Bor Ho RAhA HAi,
KAhin AisA To NAhi HAmArA
PyArA SA Dost AAj GhAr
K BArtAn Dho RAhA HAi.....###
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Dil DiyA ThA MohABBAt Ki
NishAni SAmAjh KAr
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Woh KhAA GAyi Usey BiryAni
SAmAjh KAr,
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Khoon-e-jigAr Bhi NA ChodA
ZAlim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee GAyi NeemBu PAAni
SAmAjh KAr:

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Arz KiyA HAi-
GAm HAi,Aur TAnhAAi HAi....??....??
WAh WAh....??
Gum HAi,Aur TAnhAAi HAi....??....??






ZAlimon,
Tum Bhi MessAge KAro,
MAine KyA AmBAni Ki
LAdki PAtAAyi HAi??
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LAdki: Mujh PAr ShAyAri BAnAo.....###
ShAyAr: In KAli-KAli Zulfo
Se KArti Ho AndherA.....###
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In KAli-KAli Zulfo Se KArti
Ho AndherA.....### Ho JAo TAkli
Aur KAr Do SAverA.....###.....###....??
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ThodA GAur FArmAyegA.....### .....###
Hum KABhi PAdh NA SAke
Kyuki PAdhAi Sirf
Do WAjAhse Hoti He
1= Shok Se
2= DAr Se
FAltu Ke Shok Hm PAlte Ni
Or DArte To Hm Kisi K BAAp
Se Bhi Nhi.....###.....###.....###
Attitude BreAker.....### .....### .....###
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RAAt Hui Wo Sone ChAle,
Mithe SApno Me Khone ChAle,,
Ay ChAnd Unhe Mithi=Mithi
Lori SunA DenA,
JAB Wo So JAyen To PAlAng
Se Niche GirA DenA.....###
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Usey PAne Ki Koi AAs NAhi HAi

Audience : LAgtA,
HAi GAheri Chot KhAyi HAi.....###.....###.....###.....###

Ki Use PAne Ki Koi AAs NAhi HAi
VjAh Yeh Bhi HAi,
Woh Dikhne MAi Kuch KhAs Nhi HAi

Audience : WAh WAh.....###.....###.....###

Use PAne Ki Koi AAs NAhi HAi
VAjAh Yeh Bhi HAi,
Woh Dikhne MAi Kuch KhAs NAhi HAi
Aur Gold MedAlist
Hoti To ShAyAd ChAl JAtA,

KAmBAkht Woh Ek Bhi
SuBject MAi PAs NAhi HAi.....###.....###
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Andhe ke hAth me "TORCH",
BAhAre ke hAth me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hAth me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH KyA JAmAnA AAyA hAi....??....??
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ChAndAni RAAt The Wo Mere
SAAth The MA Uske UpAr ThA
Wo Mere Niche The,
BurA MAt MAno
Wo Mere Bike The.....###.....###.....###
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Apne Roz Humse NAi Umeed LAgA
RAkhi HAi,Apne Dil Me AAshA Ki
KirAn JAgA RAkhi HAi,hum Roz
KAhAn SAy NAye Msgs Bhejen,
Hum Ne KyA Sms Ki FActory LAgA
RAkhi HAi.....###.....###
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AB TAk Meri Life....??khuli Bottle
Ki TArAh Thi, Jisme SAB Prfume
Ki TArAh Ud JAtA ThA.....###.....###pAr Apke
AAne Se SAB Thik Ho GAyA.....###.....###
KhudA KAre AAp JAisA DhAkkAn
SAB Ko Mile.....###
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