Best Funny Shayari SMS In Hindi 2016



Aasman Me
kali Ghataa Chai Hai, Aaj
Phir Princpal Se Maar Khai.....###
Hai, Sab Kehte Hai Sudhar Jaa,
Par Kya Kare Aaj Madam Phir.....###
Katrina Kaif Ban Ke Aaye Hai.....###

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Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye.....###
Baitha Tha, Gaur Farmaiye,
Jungle Me Sapera Been Liye
Baitha Tha, Saanp Aur Bhi.....###
Kamina Tha Wo
Earphone Lagaye Baitha Tha.....###

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Poori Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam
To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi.....###
Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, In K
Sms K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye Hum.....###
Beemar, Un Ko Bukhaar
Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye......###

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Na Message Na Phone Na Picture.....###
Na Ton, Aur Bane Firte Ho Don
Jab Number Liya Tha To Kahte The.....###
Kisi Roj Karenge Phone, Aur Ab
Kahte Ho Ham Aapke Hain Kaun......###

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Araj Kiya Hai Zamane Ne.....###
Humko Diwana Bana Diya Wah
Wah Zamane Ne Humko Diwana
Bna Diya Banna Tha Jiska.....###
Baap Uska Mama Bna Diya..

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Aashiq Pagal Ho Jaate Hai
Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri.....###
Ho Jaate Hai Intizaar Me,
Magr Ye Dard Dilruba Nhi
Smjhte, Gol Gappe Khate
Firte Hai Wo To Bazaar Me.....###

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Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb
Ending Tha, Meri Prem Kahani.....###
Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha, Maine
Propose Kia Sms Se, Kambakth Woh.....###
Uski Shadi Thak Pending Tha.....###

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15. Aapki Baaton Pe Dil Haaru,
Wah Wah.. Aapki Surat Pe
Jaan Waaru, Wah Wah.......###
Jis Din Nahi Aata Aapka
Sms, Dil Karta Hai Aapko
Patak Patak Ke Maaru.......###

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Tere Gam Me Tadap Kar Mar
Jayenge, Mar Gaye To Naam.....###
Tera Le Jayenge, Rishwat
Deke Tujhe Bhi Bulayenge,
Tum Upar Aaoge To Sath
Bethkar Kurkure Khayenge......###

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Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya.....###
Mujhe Ullu, Arz Kiya Hai,
Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya
Mujhe Ullu, Na Tu Mile Na.....###
Tera Pyar Mila, Mila
To Bas “Babaji Ka Thullu.....###

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Tum Haseen Ho To Hum Bhi
Kuch Kam Nhi, Tum Mehlo Ke.....###
Ho To Hum Bhi Sadko Pe Nhi,
Pyar Kar Ke Kehte Ho Ke.....###
Shaddi Sudha Ho, Kaan Khol
Kar Sunlo Kuware Hum Bhi Nhi.....###

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 Har Waqt Har Lamha Teri Yaad
Aati Hai, Sari Sari Rat Mujhko.....###
Jagti Hai, Karne Ko To kar Lu
Call Tumhe, Par Kya Kru? Jab Bhi.....###
Call Lagta Hu Costomar Care Wale
Choore Balnce Kam Batte Hai.......###

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Dard Ne Kisiko Tadpaya
Na Hota, Aankho Ne Kisi.....###
ko Rulaya Name Hota,
Khushiya He Khusiya Hote.....###
Har Kise Ke Paas, Agr RAB Ne
Ladkiyo Ko Banaya Na Hota.....###

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Tere Hasrat Dua Ban Ke.....###
Reh Jayegi, Tere Kismat
Juaa Ban Ke Reh Jayegi.....###
Jis Pe Tu Try Marta Rehta.....###
Hai, Wo Ek Din Tere Bachoo
Ke Buaa Ban Ke Reh Jaygei.....###

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Har Taraf Padhai Ka Saya.....###
Hai, Kitabo Main Sukh Kisne.....###
Paya Hai, Ladke To Jate Hai
Tution Ladkiyan Dekhne Aur.....###
Sir Kehte Hai Dekho Itni Barsat.....###
Mai Ladka Padhne Aya Hai......###

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Arz Kiya Hai, Aap Mere Dil.....###
Me Base Ho, Wah Wah, Aap.....###
Mere Dil Me Base Ho,
Wah Wah, Are Kahe Ke Wah Wah,
Thoda Side Ho Jao Sanaas
Lene Wale Pipe Me Fase Ho.....###

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Aaj Kal Ke Ladkiya Husn Pe.....###
Naaz Karte Hai, Wah Wah, Aaj
Kal Ke Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz
Karte Hai, Wah Wah, Garmmer.....###
To Aate Nhi Aur
English Me Baat Karte Hai.....###

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana.....###
Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney.....###
Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand
Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend.....###
Bananey Se Darte Hain.......###

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Arz Kiya Hai.....###
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya,
Gor Farmaiyega.....###
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya,
Itna Romantic SMS Padke,
Ek Aur Gadha Tayar Ho Gya......###

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Ladki Apne Shayar Boyfrnd Se.......###
Mujh Par Koi Shayri Karo,
Shayar: In Kali Kali Zulfo.....###
Se Karte Ho Andhera, In Kali
Kali Zulfo Se Karte Ho Andhera.....###
Ho Jao Takli Aur Kar Do Savera......###

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Arz Kiya Hai, Heer Ro Ro.....###
Ke Ranjhe Se Keh Rhe Thi,
Wah Wah, Heer Ro Ro Ke.....###
Ranjhe Se Keh Rhe Thi,
Wah Wah, Duptta Chod De Kamine
Kutte Mere Naak Beh Rhe Hai......###

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Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja
Dena, Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik.....###
Varna Bhula Dena, Bas Ek
Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki,
Break Off Se Pehle Apni.....###
Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena.....###

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Are Hame To Apno Ne Loota
Gairo Me Kaha Dum Tha.....###
Meri Haddi B Tuti Waha
Jaha Hospital Band Tha......###

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Aaj Kuch Ghabraaye Se Lagte.....###
Ho, Thand Se Kuch Kap kapaaye
Se Lagte Ho, Nikhar Kar Aayi.....###
Hai Soorat Aapki, Bahut Dino
Ke Baad Nahaaye Se Lagte Ho......###

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Aasman Me Aaj Fir Kaali Ghata
Chhayi Hai, Aaj Fir Gharvali Se.....###
Maar Khai Hai, Patni Kahti Hai
Sudhar Jao, Par Meri Kya Galti.....###
Hai, Aaj Fir Baaju Vali,
Mini Skirt Pahan Ke Aayi Hai......###

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Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mein Dard,
Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae;
Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard.....###
Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae; Jara
Apne Wali Ka Number Dena.....###
Suna Hae. Badi Dhansu Hae.....###

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Dost Mere Tanhai Me Na Waqt
Gujara Karo, Kabhi Kabhi.....###
Mahfilo Me Bhi Aaya Karo,
Kya Huo Jo Toot Gaya Samne
Ka Daat, Phir Bhi Muh.....###
Khol Ker Muskuraya Karo......###

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Mere Pyaar Ko Bewafai Ka.....###
Inaam De Gai, Mere Dil Ko
Yaado Ka Paigam De Gai,
Maine Kaha Mere Dil Mai.....###
Dard Hai, To Kambhakhat Jaate
Jaate Jhandubaam De Gai.......###

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Thoda Garam Thoda Thanda
Piya Karo, SMS Zara Naya.....###
Kiya Karo, Agr Samjh Me Na
Aaye To Humse Puch Kiya.....###
Karo, Hum SMS Ke Doctor Hai
Roz Humse 1 Khurak Liya Karo.....###

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Puri Botal Na Sahi Kam Se.....###
Kam Ek Jaam To Ho Jaye,
Milna Na Sahi Dua Salam.....###
Ho Jaye, Jinke Yaad Me Hum
Bimaar Pade Hai, Kam Se Kam.....###
Unhe Jukaam To Ho Jaye......###

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