Best Patient and Doctor sms



MBBS final Exam Question paper.....####
Fill in d blanks....####
If a girl faints,we must first touch her PU _ S _.
Only one student was there who PULSE....####

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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua....####
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, 
Liver mein Pain ho raha hai....####
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.....####

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1 bacha paida hote hi....####
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?
Nurse: karega kya....####
Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. 
ki mai pohoch gaya....####

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A man to doctor....####
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married.....####
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts....####

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Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now....####

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Doctor: you are looking like my third wife......####
Lady: How many wives are you having
Doctor: two....####
Express smart ideas smartly....####

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Doctor To injured patient
Jab car aik lady chala rahi thi to 
tumko road se dur chalna chahiye tha....####
Patient: Konsi road? Main to KHET ME LOTA LEKE BAITA THA....####

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Pateint:”Doctor saab mere dil me dard ho raha.....####
Dr:”Hmm. Ab tum bhi ‘Hmm’ kaho”
Patient:”Hmm?”
Dr:”Dard dilo ke kam hojate, 
main aur tum agar hmm ho jate....####

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Doctor : Ap har waqt haklati hain kaya?
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Lady : nae srf bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo boltay waqt....####
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Doctor : la la la la la la la la lakh di lanat ....####

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Patient:Doctor I Have Big Problem,
I Can’t See After I Close My Eyes.....####
I Don’t Feel Hungry After Having Food.
I Can’t Sleep Until I Awake.....####
Doctor:Ohh… These Are Really Serious Symptoms.
Go And Take Sun Bath Every Night….everything Will Be Fine.....####

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Ek admi Dr. Se....####
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho....####
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
Dr.: main likhta hu....####
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le....####

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