Funny status in english

1====CAn’t tAlk, telepAthy only!
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2====ReAd books insteAd of reAding my stAtus!
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3====SI unit of ignorAnce = “seen”
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4====My “lAst seen At” wAs just to check your “lAst seen At”....!!!

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5====Don’t tAke life too seriously, you won’t get out of it Alive....!!!
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6====WARNING!! I know kArAte …....!!!....!!!And some other words!!!
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7====It’s AmAzing thAt the Amount of news thAt hAppens in the world eAch dAy fit exActly the length of newspAper....!!!
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8====CongrAtulAtions!!My tAllest finger wAnt to give you A stAnding ovAtion....!!!
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9====A blAck cAt pAssing by the crossroAd cAn stop hundreds of people whAt A RED LIGHT on trAffic signAl hAs fAiled to do for long time!!
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10====In victory, you deserve ChAmpAgne....!!! In defeAt you need it....!!!
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11====When it’s you AgAinst me, you either win or you die!!!
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12====I hAte men but I’m not lesbiAn....!!!
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13====Don’t get A mAn(\womAn==== ,get A dog …they Are loyAl And they die sooner....!!!
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14====Some people should just give up At engineering( or medicAl==== ………i hAve....!!!
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15====Everybody is so hAppy…....!!!I hAte thAt....!!!
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16====I Wonder WhAt HAppen’s When Doctor’s Wife EAts An Apple A DAy ??
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17====Do you ever just lie on knees And thAnk god thAt you know me And my intelligence???
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18====Who cAre’s ?????………....!!!....!!!I’m Awsome
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19====I hAd to tAke sick dAy....!!!I’m sick of those peoples....!!!
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20====Hey,you Are reAding my stAtus AgAin??

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21====When I Show you A picture on my phone....!!!....!!!don’t swipe left....!!!don’t swipe right....!!!Just look....!!!
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22====When I ActuAlly die some people Are going to get reAlly hAunted....!!!
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23====I’m just hAving An Allergic reAction to the universe....!!!
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24====If I’ve leArnt Anything from mAyAns then it’s thAt  ....!!!....!!!Not finishing A project is not the end of world....!!!
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25====A book-store is only pieces of evidence we hAve thAt people Are still thinking....!!!
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26====we men wAnt the sAme thing from women thAt we wAnt from underweAr....!!!Some support And some freedom....!!!
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27====sometimes the roAd less trAvelled is less trAvelled for A reAson....!!!
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28====A lie is just A greAt story ruined by truth....!!!
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29====The only time success comes before work is in dictionAry....!!!

30====we live in the erA of smArt people And stupid people....!!!
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31====life is short…smile while you still hAve teeth....!!!
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32====Doing nothing is very hArd thing to do…you never know when to finish....!!!
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33====light trAvels fAster thAn sound…thAt’s why people AppeAr bright until they speAk....!!!         more Cool whAtsApp stAtus....!!!
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34====Hmmmm…....!!!....!!!Don’t copy my stAtus....!!!
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35====People sAy everything hAppens for A reAson....!!! So when I punch you in the fAce, remember I hAve A reAson....!!! ??
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36====80% of boys hAve girlfriends....!!!....!!! Rest 20% Are hAving brAin....!!!
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37====If you cAn’t convince them, Confuse them....!!!
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38====I love my job only when I’m on vAcAtion....!!!
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39====The difference between stupidity And genius is thAt genius hAs its limits....!!!
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40====AwesoME ends with ME And Ugly stArts with U....!!!    
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