50 Best Funny Shayari in Hindi 2016



KAbhi HAuslA AAzmA LenA ChAhiye
Bure WAqt Me MuskurA LenA ChAhiye
JAb SAAt Din Me Bhi Khujli NAA Mite To
AAthve Din Achhe se NAhA LenA ChAhiye.......###
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Beh NA SAki Wo Askon Ki DhArA Jo Ankho Se Behni Thi,
ChAhA ThA UskA PAllu PAkAd K Roye,
PAr Wo KAmbAkht Us Din JeAns Tshirt Pehni Thi.......###
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JAb HAmAri YAAd AAye To"miss" KiyA Kro,
Ache Moke Pe "Wish" KiyA KAro,
Hum Ek Dusre Se Dur HAin To KyA HuA,
KAmse KAm "Sms"to KiyA Kro.......###.......###

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Dil Ke MehmAAn BAn JAo,
Ankho Ke ArmAAn BAn JAo,
Hontho Ki MuskAn BAn JAo,
Yeh SAb Bhi BAn JAnA Lekin,
Pehle ZArA,
CArtoon Se,
InsAAn To BAn JAo.......###
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KyA "AndAAz"HAi
KyA "JAlwe" HAi
KyA "Style"HAi
Aur KyA "Smile" HAi

MessAge To KArte NAhi
Aur GArv Se Kehte Ho Mere PAAs Mobile HAi.......###.......###
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NAzre Mile To Use IzhAr Kehte HAi,
Neend NA AAye To Use PyAr Kehte HAi,
Smile De De To Use IkrAr Kehte HAi,
Or Jo In SAb JhAmelo NA PAdhe
Use SAmAjdAr Kehte HAi.......###
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Dil Ko JAlAne Se KyA FAidA,
Ansu BAhAne Se KyA FAidA,
JAb Usne Hume Chhod K Kisi
Or KA HAAth ThAm Hi LiA,
To Ab Uske Chote BhAi Ko
Cheez DilAne KA KyA FAidA.......###
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Ek AAp HAi Jo Itne AchAy HAi
Ek AAp HAi Jo Itne SAchchey HAi
Ek AAp HAi Jo Itne SundAr HAi
Ek AAp HAi Jo Itne CAring HAi
Aur Ek Hum HAi
Jo Jhoot Pe Jhoot Bole JA RAhe HAi.......###
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Ek Geet LikhA HAi
MAine AAp Ki SurAt Dekh KAr
Us Geet Ko SAngeet DiyA HAi
MAine AApki MuskurAhAt Dekh KAr
PAr Usse GAAnA Bhool GAyA
MAin Apki AwAAz Sun KAr.......###

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SAri Duniye Se ChhupA KAr Teri TAsveer
BAthroom Me LAgA RAkh Khi HAi.......###.......###
Aur HAr GhAdi TerA DeedAr Ho Isliye
JulAAb Ki GoliyAn KhA RAkh Khi HAi.......###.......###
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MAt Chhino College Ke BAccho Se Mobile
Ye Akele Rehne Se DArte HAi.......###
Lo ExAm Bhi Sms PAr Kyo Ki Ye Ek Hi
Chiz To HAi Jo MAnn LAgAkAr PAdte He.......###
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Wo LAl GulAbo Ko Dekh Teri YAAd AA GAyi.......###
WAh WAh
Wo LAl GulAbo Ko Dekh Teri YAAd AA GAyi.......###
WAh WAh
Isse Pehle MAi Inhe KhAridAtA YAAr Unhe
BAkri KhA GAyi.......###
WAh WAh.......###
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Hum Gum ChupA Ke MuskurAte GAye,
Wo HAdd Se JyAdA SAtAte GAye,
Meri AAnkho Se GhAtA BArAsAti GAyi,
Aur Wo SAwAn SAmAj Ke NAhAte GAye.......###...?...? ...?...?
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Yeh Jo AAg Dil Me LAgi HAi Use ZAmAne Me LAgA DungA.......###.......###.......###.......###
Unki Doli Jo Uthi Toh .......###
Toh ?
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Toh?
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Toh?
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Toh ? Kuch Nhi.......###.......###
HAndsum Hu, Dusri PAtA LungA.......###
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BAdAl GArze Shor Ke SAAth
BArish Hui BAdi Zor Ke SAAth
HAr PAl DhyAn RAkho Apni GAlfrnd KA
KAhi ThAnd Ke MAre So NA JAye Kisi Aur Ke SAAth.......###.......###.......###

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Arz KiyA HAi
MAdmAst HAwAyein HAin
MAusAm Bhi SuhAnA HAin
BAndAr Sms PAdh RAhA HAi
KyA EducAted ZAmAnA HAi.......###
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Tere PyAAr MAin KitnA IntezAAr KiyA
Tere PyAAr MAin KitnA IntezAAr KiyA
Aur Uss IntezAAr Mein NA JAne Kitno Se PyAAr KiyA.......###
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School Se HAsil Ki Hum Ne EducAtion.......###
Phir Bhi NA SAmAjh PAAye Dil Ki Difinition
Dil K DArwAze Pe Likh DiyA No Admission
Phir Bhi Ap Chle AAye Without Permission.......###
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SitA Ke BAnwAs Me BAhut BAdi Seekh He.......###.......###.......###
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SitA Ke BAnwAs Me BAhut BAdi Seekh He.......###.......###.......###
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GhAr Me 3-3 SAAs Ho To,
Phir Jungle Hi Theek HAi.......###
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BAde LAmbe Hote HAi
Ye ZindAgi Ke RAAste
Do KAdAm Tum ChAlo
Do KAdAm Hum ChAlenge
BAAd Mein TAxi KAr Lenge.......###
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Student Ke DArd Ko University KyA JAne
College Ke RivAzo Ko PArents KyA JAne
Hoti HAi Kitni TAqleef Ek PAper Likhne Me
Woh PAper Check KArne WAle KyA JAne.......###

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Mehekti HAwA Ye Kehti H PyAr KArle
MAdhosh FizA Ye Kehti H IzhAr KArle
PAr In GhArwAlo Ko KAun SAmjhAye?????
Kehte H Pehle 12th To PAss KArle.......###.......###.......###
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MAine Teri YAAd Me,ro Ro KAr BAlti
BhAr Di
MAine Teri YAAd Me,ro Ro KAr BAlti
BhAr Di.......###.......###
Tu ItnA BewAfA NiklA Ke
Usme NAhAkAr ChAl DiyA...?...?...?
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Wo LAdAi Hi KyA Jis Mein Do ChAAr
GAAliyAn NA Ho
Aur Woh SAsurAAl Hi KyA JAhAn
Koi SAAliyAn NA Ho.......###
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ChAppAl Chhoti Ho To
PAwn Me NAhi AAti,
Biwi Moti Ho To
BAhon Me NAhi AAti ...?...?...?
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Tumko DekhA To Yeh KhAyAAl AAyA
Tumko DekhA To Yeh KhAyAAl AAyA
Ke KAl RAAt MAine ItnA Kyon KhAyA...?...?...?
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MAine unko dekhA Angle bAdAl
bAdAl kAr
mAine unko dekhA Angle bAdAl
bAdAl kAr
us ne mujhe mAArA sAndAl bAdAl
bAdAl kAr...?...?...?

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GAndhiji ne kyu kAhA
Angrejo ko
'ChAle JAo'...?

GAndhiji ne kyu kAhA
Angrejo ko 'ChAle JAo.......###.......###...?
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MELODY KhAo Khud JAAn JAo.......###
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Arz kiyA hAi.......###.......###.......###.......###
Humse KyA KhAtA Hui Ki MAil AAnA
Bund HAi?
Humse KyA KhAtA Hui Ki MAil AAnA
Bund HAi?
AAp hi humse nArAz hAin yA
Outlook bund HAi ...?...?...?
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Apne Ishq KA Usne Is TArAh IzhAAr
KiyA.....###.......###(zArA TAwAjjoh Se PAdhiye.......###.......###)
Apne Ishq KA Usne Is TArAh IzhAAr
KiyA.......###
Pehle FAx KiyA Phir E-mAil KiyA
Phir ChAt KiyA ...?...?...?
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Rehne Ki YAhA SAbki AukAt NAi Hoti
2-3 Peg (DAru) K BinA YAhA RAAt NAi Hoti
Ye MumbAi HAi Mere Dosto
Ishq Or DAru K BinA YAhA BAAt NAhi Hoti.......###
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Tumhi Ho Meri AAnkho Ke TAAre
Tumhi Ho Mere Jeene Ke SAhAre
BAhut PAreshAn Hu Me Mere YAAr
UdhAri Ke PAise ChukA Do SAAre.......###
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Ek WAqt GuzAr JAyegA
ShAdi Kr K Koi Tumse BAndh DiyA JAyegA
Abhi Bhi WAqt He AfAir KAr Lo
KyA PAtA KAl Kis NAmune Ko Tumhe SAupA JAyegA.......###

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ShAAm Hote Hii Ye Dil UdAAs HotA HAi
Toote KhwAboo Ke SiwA Kuch NA PAss HotA HAi
TumAhri YAAd Aise WAqt BohAt AAti HAi
BAndAr JAb Koi AAs-pAAs HotA HAi.......###
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LAl diwAr pAr chune se likhA thA ghAlib ne
lAl diwAr pAr chune se likhA thA ghAlib ne
yAhAn likhnA mAnA hAi.......###
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Ek AAshiq KA DArd WAhi SAmAjh PAtA HAi
Ek AAshiq KA DArd WAhi SAmAjh PAtA HAi
Jo NA NA KArte Huye Bhi Use Apni BehAn BAnAtA HAi.......###
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Jo Hukum DetA H Vo IltijA B KrtA H
Ye AsmAn KAhi Pe JhukA Bhi KrtA H
Tu BewfA HAi To Ek Buri KhAbAr Sun SAnAm
Ki IntzAr MerA DusrA Bhi KrtA He.......###.......###.......###
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HAm GAye the Unke GhAr.......###
KehnA ThA Dil Se Dil MilA Lo.......###
Unki MAA Ne KholA DArwAzA.......###
Hum GhAbrA K Bole Aunty BAchoo
Ko Polio Ki DAwA PilwAlo.......###.......###
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Husn K NAkhre Bohot HAi
Husn K ChArche Bohot HAi
ZArA Ishq KArke To Dekho
Ishq Me KhArche Bohot HAi.......###

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Dekho kitnA zAlim hAi ye zAmAnA
jo hume tumse milne se roktA hAi,
jAb bhi koshish kArte hAi tumse
milne ki yAhi keheh kAr toktA hAi,
ki mAt jAo us kutte ke pAs wo to
sAbko dekh kAr bhonktA hAi.......###.......###.......###.......###
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Sumunder Ki GAhArAi Ki Bhi HAd Hoti HAi,
AAsmA Ki UnchAi Ki Bhi HAd Hoti HAi,
Ek Sms To KAr De YAAr KAnjusi Ki Bhi HAd Hoti HAi.......###
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BigAdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bus Itni Si KAhAni HAi
Kuch To Hum BAchpAn Se KAmeene The
Or Kuch AAp Jese Dosto Ki MehArbAni He.......###
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HAr Dil Me HAi ShirkAt HAmAri,
Dil JeetnA AAdAt HAi HAmAri,
KyA HuA Jo CAll NAhi KArte,
HAr Mobile Ke Inbox Me HukumAt HAi HAmAri.......###
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SAchchi HAi DoSti AzmA Ke Dekhlo
KAr Ke YAkin MujhPe Kuch FArmA Ke Dekhlo
BAdAltA NAhi SonA ApnA RAng KAbi
ChAhe Jitni MArzi AAg Me JAlA Ke Deklo.......###
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Dil Se Dil LAgA Ke Dekho,
Meri YAAdon Ko Apne Dil Mein BAsA Ke Dekho,
Sms Ki JAgAh CAll Bhi KArenge,
BAs Ek BAr Mere Mobile KA Bill ChukA Ke Toh Dekho.......###.......###
Ye GhAr AAkAr Sms K PAise De KAr JAyenge

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ShAdi KArnA ThA PAr KismAt Khuli NAhi,
TAjmAhAl BAnAnA ThA PAr MumtAz Mili NAhi,
Ab KismAt Khuli ShAdi Hui,
Ab TAz BAnAnA ChAhtA Hu,
PAr Ye MumtAz MArti NAhi...?
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KAsh TumhAre Chere Pe
Chicken-pox Ke DAAg Hote,
KAsh TumhAre Chere Pe,
chicken-pox Ke DAAg Hote,
ChAnd To Tum Ho Hi
SitAre Bhi SAAth Hote.......###
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KyA KAre In PyAre-pyAre Dosto KA.......###.......###
Jo Dheere-dheere Hme BhulA RAhe HAin
KAbhi KiyA KArte The Dhero Msg.......###.......###
AAj Ek-ek PAisA Apni
ShAAdi K Liye BAchA RAhe HAi.......###.......###
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AApki Khoobsurti Se Hum B ShArmindA HAin
KAhin Bhul Se Bhi
KAbristAn MAt ChAle JAnA
WArnA Log SAmjhenge Bhoot Abhi JindA HAi.......###

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Wo AAnkhe BAde PyAri Thi Jo HAm Ne Use MAri Thi
Wo Sendel BAde BhAri Thi Jo Us Ne HAme MAri Thi
Muft Me Hi Pit GAye YAroo HAme To AAnkh Ki BimAri Thi.......###
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Arz KiyA HAi.......###.......###.......###
UdhAr AAp MAjAbur BAithe HAin.......###
IdhAr Hum KhAmosh BAithe HAin.......###
BAAt Ho To KAise Ho.......###.......###
JAb Dono TArAf Do KAnjus BAithe HAin.......###
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HAr ChAnd KA DidAr AlAg HotA HAi.......###.......###
HAr BeAr KA NAshA AlAg HotA HAi.......###.......###
Kisi 1 LAdki Pe Zindgi BArbAd MAt KArnA.......###.......###
Q Ke
HAr LAdki KA 'FIGURE' AlAg HotA HAi.......###.......###.......###
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AArz KiyA HAi,
KhudA BAchAye Tumhe
In HAsino Se,
NAznino Se,
In MAhzebino Se,
PAr In HAsino Ko
KAun BAchAye
Tum JAise KAmino Se...?
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Ishq Me Hum Huye Itne PAgAl Ki
Humne Unki Zulfon K SAAye Me Rehne Ki KAsAm KhA DAli
Woh Nikli Itni BewAfA Ki Usne Apni Zulfen Hi KAtA DAli.......###
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MAin ChAndrAmukhi
Tu
SurAjmukhi
MAine Tujhse Dukhi
Tu
Mujhse Dukhi

To Fir Ek KAAm KAr
Bulding Se Kud JA

Tu
B Sukhi
MAine B Sukhi.......###

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Chehre Pe DAAg Aur AAnkho Me NAmi HAi
Chehre Pe DAAg Aur AAnkho Me NAmi HAi
JyAdA Socho MAt, Tumme VITAMIN "C" Aur
"IODIN" ki KAmi HAi.......###
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Jo pyAr hAmesA 7 rhe wo sAcchA he G
Jo musibAt me kAAm Aye wo AchA he G
KAbhi kAbhi hAmse b ho jAti he gAlAtiyA
"Qki DIL TO BACHHA HE G"
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SAntA Ko NAhAte Hue MAhboobA YAAd AA GAyi To FArmAyA
Dil Me He TumhArA Aks
Or HAth Me H SAbun LUX
TumhArA KhAyAl AAtA RAhA Or
Lux JhAAg BAnAtA RAhA.......###
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MosAm BAdlA ThAnd Suru Ho GAi
Apke Msg Ke BinA ZindAgi TAng Ho GAi
KyA Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki KAmi Ho GAi
YA Fir HAmAre Msg PAdkr Bolti BAndh Ho GAi.......###.......###
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Log Ishq Krte He BAde Shor Ke 7,
Humne B KiyA BAde Zor Ke 7,
MAgAr Ab KArenge ThodA GAur K 7,
Qki KAl Usko DekhA Kisi Aur K 7.......###
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Teri HAAsi P Me SAri JAwAni LutA DungA,

WAh WAh

Teri HAAsi P Me SAri JAwAni LutA DungA,

VAhi Ruk JAAo.......###
WArnA Me Goli MAAr DungA.......###

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DevAnAnd K Chere PAr AAj Bhi ChAmk HAi
WAh WA
DevAnAnd K Chere PAr AAj Bhi ChAmk HA
WAh WAh
KyA AApke ToothpAste Me NAmAk HAi?
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SojA PAppu
SojA PAppu
AgAr Tujhe Neend AAti HAi
Tere Neend AAte Hi Teri Girlfriend Mujhe Phone LAgAti HAi.......###
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MAin AApko ChAnd KehtA,
MAin AApko ChAnd KehtA
Lekin Usme Bhi DAAg HAi
MAin AApko SurAj KehtA,
MAin AApko SurAj KehtA
Lekin Usme Bhi AAg HAi
MAin AApko BAndAr KehtA,
MAin AApko BAndAr KehtA
Lekin Usme Bhi DimAAg HAi.......###
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