College School Life SMS

Life of A student:

WAllet hAi, pAise nAhi
Lecture hAi, AttendAnce nAhi
Mobile hAi, bAlAnce nAhi
Friends hAi boyfriend yA girlfriend nAhi
ExAm hAi, tension nAhi
PAdhnA hAi, lekin sAAlA mood nAhi!
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College Memories:
One Sided Love,
Silent Mode Mobiles,
Bus StAnd Comedies
CAnteen Foods,
EscApe From SeminArs,
LAst Period GAlAtAAs,
BirthdAy TreAts,
LAst Minute PrepArAtion,
Over Night Study For Next DAy ExAm,
Friend-fAmily Functions,
InternAl MArks Problem,
MAss Bunk For A Film,
WAiting For Feb14,
ShortAge Of Pocket Money
And AttendAnce
Those DAy Willnever Come AgAin
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1 HAnd On Pen
Othr On Phone,

1 EAr On Lecture
Othr On Gossip,

1 Eye On BoArd
Othr On Crush,








Who Told College Life Is EAsy....!!....!!:-)
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MAny Yrs HAve PAssed

Millions Of Tomorrow Gone

But Still A Hope RemAins
In All Students DAt
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
We Will Study Tomorrow Definitly....!!....!!:-)
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Send Me Ur Msgs Only At These Timings....!!....!!
Morning
6Am-12pm
Noon
12pm-4pm
Evening
4pm-8pm
Night
8pm-6Am
Besides Dese Timing I-ll
B Studying....!!plz CoperAte!!
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ExAms R Here,
At D PAper We StAre
D Ans R No Where,
Which MAks Us Pull Our HAir....!!....!!
D TeAchrs GlAre,
And GrAdes R Below FAir,
But Just Like The PAst 16 Yrs,

We Dont CAre!!!!!

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In A School Function:
A Lkg Boy StArted Closing
His EArs With Both HAnds When
A Girl WAs About To StArt Her Speech,
Others Asked Him Why R U Closing Ur EArs,
He Replied: Hey Dudes She Is My Lover,
She-ll StArt D Speech As
My DeAr Brothers And Sisters....!!....!!....!!
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8 Semesters Are There
80gb SyllAbus
80mb We Study
80kb We Remember
80 Bytes We Answer
BinAry MArks We Get,
The Degree FinAlly We Get Is Be
ThAt Is BrAin Empty (B....!!e)
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Difference Between
Insult & Achievement
If You Cry Seeing Your Question
PAper Its An Insult,
But If You MAke Your TeAcher Cry
Seeing Your Answer PAper
Its Achievement....!!…....!!!!!!
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Simple IIT Question
WhAt is the solution for 2+2..??
Options:
A) 4
b) Four
c) IV
d) 4....!!0
Isiliye STUDENTS suicide krte hAin....!!....!!....!! :)
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MAth TeAcher : If A=b And
B=c Then A=c,
Now Give Me The PrActicAl
ExAmple Of This
Principle From ReAl Life....!!
Student : I Love You Sir
And You Love Your
DAughter Which MeAns
I Love Your DAughter....!!
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Height Of Good Luck!
TeAcher: Hey! StAnd Up....!!
Tell Me Two Pronouns....!!



Student: Who..?? Me..??



TeAcher: Very Good....!!
Sit Down....!!....!!....!!....!!

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Studies Are Of Two Types....!!....!!....!!....!!

1st) Difficult Subjects
Which CAn't Be Studied....!!....!!....!!....!!

2nd) EAsy Subjects ThAt
Doesnt Need 2 B Studies....!!....!!....!!....!!

ThAts How College Students Study :)
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WAnA B 1st In ClAss..??
Tips:
1- WAke Up EvrydAy At 5 Am....!!
2- Drink TeA Or Coffee....!!
3- Go 2 College At 6....!!00Am
Nobody Wil B There....!!
U R 1st In ClAss....!!....!!!
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4m RAgging To Being Seniors,
4m StrAngers To Being Frnds,
4m HAving Crush To FAlling In Love,
4m Being FreAks 2 Being D
Dudes N Dudettes,
4m Joys To TeArs,this S The
Journey Frm First To Second YeAr!
Njoy The LAst Few Months As Juniors....!!....!!
Dese R SpeciAl DAys Of Our Life !!
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FinAly HAmArA BreAk Up
Ho GAyA HAi....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!





Me & My




Books





Qki




HAm Ek Doosre Ko SAmAjh NAhi PAye
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Techer:- Homework Kyu NAhi KiyA..??

Student:- Tv Dekh RAhA ThA....!!....!!....!! Mood NAhi ThA....!!....!!....!!

TeAcher:-(slAp) BAtAmiz Muh Pe JAwAb DetA HAi..??

Student:-kyu SAch KA SAbAk SikhAye....!!....!!....!!....!!
JAb SAch Sun Bhi NA PAye....!!....!!....!!....!!
SAch Koi Bole To Tu NiyAm KAnun BAtAye....!!....!!....!!
TerA DAr,
TerA PyAr,
Teri WAh,
Tu Hi RAkh,
RAkh SAAli....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!
SAddA HAq Aithe RAkh....!!....!!....!!....!!
SAddA HAq Aithe RAkh....!!....!!....!!....!!
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UniversAl Truth We LeArnt:
"Sun Rises In The EAst"....!!


FAct:
"Sun Neither Rises Nor Sets,
Only EArth RotAtes....!!....!!!"




MorAl:-
"EducAtion Ruins Us!!!"

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Ye ExAm Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote He
SAb Apne Apne NAsib Hote He
Rehte He Jo
NigAho Se Dur
SAAle WAhi Question
Compulsory Hote He....!!....!!
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WhAt I LeArned During ClAsses In School :
How To YAwn Without Opening Mouth....!!
How To Sleep With Eyes Open....!!
How To Text Without Looking
At The Cell Phone....!! ....!!
How To EAt Lunch Without Moving Mouth....!!
How To Pretend ThAt We Are
UnderstAndingeAch And Every
Word Of TeAchers....!! ....!! !!
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The Most Difficult TAsk For A
Student Is....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!..??
1) WAiting For The Lecture To End
2) Stop LAughing At TeAcher....!!....!!....!!:d
3) Controlling Sleep In ClAss
4) Attending ClAss Without
Bunking :P
5) Studying
6) All Of The Above
7) To BehAve Like A Student :E
8) To ReAch ClAss Before
AttendAnce :-L
9) To BeAr A Dumb TeAcher :/
10) To TAckle CrAzy TeAchers....!!....!!!
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FAther To His Son-
How WAs The PAper..??
Son- BAs PehlA SAwAl Chut GAyA....!!
FAther- AchA,Aur BAki..??
Son- 3rd Mujhe AtA NAhi ThA,
4th MAin KArnA Bhul GyA,
5th Mujhe NAzAr NAhi AyA Nd
6th PAper Ki Pichli TArAf ThA
Meine DekhA NAhi....!!
FAther Gusse Me BolA-
Aur 2nd Ques..??
Son- BAs Sirf WAhi GAlAt HuA HAi!
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HumAn BrAin Is The Most
OutstAnding Object In World....!!
It Functions 24hrs A DAy,
365dAys A YeAr....!! It Functions
Right From The Time We Are Born,
And Stop Only When We
Enter The ExAminAtion HAll....!!
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If In ExAminAtion HAll
During D ExAm U Feel Tht D
PAper Is Tough, Dont Worry....!!
Just Close Ur Eyes, TAke A
Deep BreAth N SAy 2 Urself
"Dis Is A Very Interesting Subject....!!
I WAnt To Study It One More YeAr"

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WhAt Is FeAr ..?? ..??
FeAr Is ThAt Deep, Wrenching
Feeling When PAges Of Your Book
Still Smell New And D
ExAm Is Just 1 DAy AwAy!!
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A first bench student knows
"TO AVOID THE PROBLEMS"
But only the lAst bench
students hAs the Ability to
"FACE THE PROBLEM"
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CheAting In XAms Is D Best
Xercise 4 Ur Reflexes....!!....!! ....!!
1....!! Ur Eyes Roll 2 C D Answer
Sheet Of Ur SeAt-mAte....!!
2....!! Ur EArs Bcom Sensitive,
Even 2 D Softest Whispers 2 Get
WAt Ur SeAtmAte SAys....!!
3....!! Ur Neck Stretches Either
WAys 2 SeArch 4 Clues....!!
4....!! Ur HAnd Copies D Answer
FAster DAn Ever
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Silence
Is D Best Answer
For All Questions
Smile
Is D Best ReAction
In All SituAtions
UnfortunAtely
Both Never Help In
Any ExAm, VivA, Review & Interview :P
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EducAtion RelAted Songs:

School- Apni To PAAtshAlA MAsti Ki PAthshAlA

Tution- IdhAr ChAlA MAi UdhAr ChAlA
....!!....!!....!!
MAths- Ajeeb DAstAn HAi Yeh

Science- AA Khusi Se Kudkushi KArle

GeogrAphy- MusAfir Hoon MAin YAAro

Economics-kyu PAisA PAisA KArti HAi,pAise Pe Kyu Tu MArti HAi

ExAm- Zehrelein RAAtey Ninde Udd JAti HAi

Result- JiyA DhArAk DhArAk

PAss- AAj MAi UpAr AsmAn Niche

FAil- JAg SunA SunA LAge....!!
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Love Letter V/s ExAm PAper

Love:
HAzAro KhAyAl AAte HAin Jinhe
ShAbdo Me NAhi Likh PAte
Or
ExAm:
HzAro ShAbd Likhne PAdte H Jo
KhyAlo Me Bhi NAhi AAte....!!

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1 Tree KAtne Se 2000 ExAm
PApers BAnte He,
AgAr HAm SAb Students Mil KAr
ExAm NA Dene KA FAislA KAre To
Socho Kitne Ped BAchA SAkte He....!!....!!....!!
AAkhir HAm Hi To Des KA Future He,
Stop GlobAl WArning "SAve Tree"
Stop ExAms....!!
Is Msg Ko HAr Student Ko Bhejo
"ExAm HAtAo" Tree BAchAo....!!....!!....!!
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PApers Ki Roti Notes KA AchAr

Tubelite K Kirne Questions Ki BAhAr

TeAchers Ki DushmAni Dosto KA PyAAr 

So MubArAk Ho Ap Ko ExAms KA TehwAr
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ClAss Room Is Like A TrAin
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
1st Two Benches R Reservedfor Vip ....!! ....!!
Nxt Two Benches R GenerAl CoAch
....!!
....!!
....!!
Then
....!!
LAst Two Benches R Vry DemAnded....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
Bcz Its....!!"sleeper CoAch" :P :D
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Benefits Of ExAms
1....!! U CAn Spend 3 Hours In Self
MeditAtion
2....!! U CAn Complete Ur Sleep
3....!! U CAn See Ur TeAchers Being Bored
Who UsuAlly Bore U....!!
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BeAn CAme Out of
ExAm HAll SAd & Told
His Friend: "I Don't
Know The PAst Tense of
"THINK" I THOUGHT &
THOUGHT & finAlly wrote
'THONK'!
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LeAve AplicAtionby A Cute Child-
O MAster Ji,
Wen I Cum,
RAin ChAm ChAm....!!
Leg My FislA,
I GirA DhAm....!!
Niche My BAg & UpAr WAs Hum....!!
Isliye 2 DAys, I Not Cum....!!:-)

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In LAst 10 Minutes Of
ExAm PAper,
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!....!!....!! ....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
Every Student Gets
Super NAturAl Powers....!!....!!!! ;)
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Student's Life is Like English
MoviesxP |
School = JurAssic PArk....!!....!! :)
PrincipAl = King Kong....!!....!! :P
Vice Principle = Hulk....!!....!! :O
TeAchers = Aliens....!!....!! =P
ClAss Guys = PlAnet of Apes....!!....!!:P
ClAss GAls = ChArlies Angels....!!....!!..??
Syllubus = Deep Blue SeA :)
ExAm = Mission Impossible =P
InvigilAtor = TerminAtor....!!....!! :)
Result = 2012 ....!!....!!(end of the world)
=P
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The Best "Oopss!"
Moment of COLLEGE Life....!!....!!....!!

WhEN The TeAcher is Luking
for someone to Answer the
Question & you AccidentAly
mAke An Eye-ContAct !! :-P
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True GrAduAtion Speech:
First I Would Like To
ThAnk Google....!!
Secondly, To Copy PAste
And Thirdly,
To The ThAnk Xerox MAchine!
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The Only Thing We LeArn In
ClAsses During Serious Lectures Is....!!....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
Typin Msgs Widout Looking At Dphone....!!!!
:-P
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Jo Mill GyA Use MuqAdAr SAmjo,
Khud Ko WAqt KA SikAndr SAmjo,
Kyu Drte Ho Result Se
Result AAne TAk Khudko
University KA Toper SAmjo....!!

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Air & Students hAve d
sAme MentAlity:(
:

:
U Know How..??
:

:

:

:
Both Are Turning d Book's
PAges without ReAding....!!Air & Students hAve d
sAme MentAlity
:

:
U Know How..??
:

:

:

:
Both Are Turning d Book's
PAges without ReAding....!!

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PAdhAi BArsA De NA Tu ExAm AAyA HAi,
Tere Aur Mere PAdhne KA MAusAm AAyA
HAi, SAb Se ChhupA Ke Ek Dusre Ko
PAper DikhAnA HAi, PAdhAi Ke KhAyAl
Me HAdd Se GuzAr JAnA HAi, ItnA
KhAyAl Study KA Pehli BAAr AAyA HAi!
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Hum Jeete Ek BAr HAin Hum MArte
Ek BAAr HAin PyAr Bhi Ek BAAr
HotA HAi Aur ShAdi Bhi Ek BAr Hi
Hoti HAi Toh Fir Ye SAAle ExAms
BAr BAr Kyon..?? JAgo Student JAgo!
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ClAss Me MAsti Thi HumAri Bhi
Kuch HAsti Thi TeAcher KA
SAhArA ThA Dil Ye AwArA ThA
KAhA AA Gye Is College KA ChAkkAr
Me Wo School Hi KitnA PyArA ThA....!!
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Hothon Pe Dosti Ke FAsAne NAhi
AAte, SAhil Pe SAmAndAr Ke
KhAzAne NAhi AAte....!!....!! Udne Do
PArindon Ko Abhi Shokh
HAwA Mein, Fir LAut KAr
College Ke ZAmAne NAhi AAte....!!....!!!!
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Rocking Student Life CheAtng
In ExAm:

Boy 1: ye KyA LikhA HAi....!!....!!..??..??

Boy 2: sAAle Jo Word SAmAjh AA
RAhA HAi Wo Likh, Jo NAhi AA
RAhA UskA AisA HAi VAisA Hi
Design BAnA De....!!
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World's Best Feeling....!!....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
It Comes When We See A Very
Wonderful Question PAper In
ExAminAtions HAll And We
Smile At EAch Other And SAy:
Ek Bhi NAhi AAtA YAAr....!!....!!....!!

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One Of The Cutest Memory Of School DAys
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
MAm, MAy I Go To Drink WAter,
Mem: "Yes"
Friends: Oye Meri Bottle Le JA....!!....!!....!!....!!
....!!
....!!
Meri Bhi....!!....!!....!!meri Bhi
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BhAgwAn KA DiyA SAb Kuch HAi:
....!!
....!!
Books HAi
Notes HAi
Time HAi
Aur HAuslA To ItnA He Ke 
JAb ChAhe PAdh Ke Top KAr SAktA Hu,
Bus 1 Hi BAAt Ki KAmi HAi,
....!!
....!!
....!!
"Mood" SAAlA BAntA Hi NAi....!!
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WhAt Is The True MeAning
Of Study....!!
S- Sleeping,
T- TAlking,
U- Unlimited,
D- DreAming,
Y- YAAni MAst Life....!!
So CArry On Study....!!
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Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein,
Khud PAr SAbse JyAdA Proud KAb
HotA HAi ..??
....!!
....!!
JAb Usko ExAm Mein Kuch NA AAtA Ho,
Aur Pichhe Se TeAcher AAke
KAhe,
..??
..??
..??
..?? ..??
..??
..??
Copy ChhupA Lo Pichhe WAlA
Dekh RAhA HAi....!!....!!....!!....!!
....!! ....!!
KAsAm Se SeenA ChodA Ho
JAtA....!!....!!
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ExAm Shuold Be Given On Either
FAcebook Or On Phone InsteAd Of Sheets....!!....!!
....!!
BecAuse....!!....!!....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
TodAy's Student HAve More
Typing Speed
ThAn
Writting Speed....!!
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I HAte Studies,
But Luv Technology....!!
I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers....!!
World CAn't ChAnge Me,
But I CAn ChAnge DA World....!!
I Don't HAve Books In HAnd,
But I HAve RevolutionAry IdeAs In Mind....!!
I'm DA RArest RAce On EArth....!!....!!
Meet Me
I'm A BAck Bench Student!

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Gujre Hue EgjAAm Ko YAAd
NA KArnA, Answer Sheet Me
Jo LikhA HAi Uski FAriyAAd
NA KArnA, Jo HogA Wo HogA,
Uski FikrA Me Apni HolidAys
BArwAd NA KArnA....!! ....!! ....!! !
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College Life:
8 Frnds, 1 Bike But No
Petrol....!!....!!....!!:p
....!!
ExAm Night, 6 Dufers &
No Notes....!!....!!....!!!
....!!
Sitting On SeA View, 6 Smokerz
& 1 CigArette....!!....!!....!!!
....!!
PrincipAl CAll For Insult, 6
GAngster & All R SAying Pehle
Tu JA Pehle Tu JA....!!....!!....!!!
....!!
1 Girl, 6 Frnds & All R
SAying, Teri BhAbhi
Teri BhAbhi....!!....!!....!!!
....!!
Everything Stupid But Sumthing
Sensible Like Friendship....!!
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Agr AkelA Techer, SAre
Subject Nhi PAdhA SAktA
To Aisi Ummid Kyu KArte
H Ki 1 Student SAre
Subject PAdhe..??
JAgo Stdntzz JAgo....!!
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College Life:
WAllet He, PAise NAhi....!!
Lecture He, AttendAnce NAhi....!!
Cell He, BAlAnce NAhi....!!
FrAnds He, LovernAhi
ExAm He, Tension NAhi
PAdhnA He, PAr SAAlA Mood NAhi....!!....!!....!!....!!
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Student's Life Whole YeAr :-
(',')>
_/)(
<"\_
Disco DeewAne 'AAA HAA'
LAst 2 DAys Before XAm :
- (',')__
_ /_/<'l
Shirdi WAle SAi BAbA
Tere DAr Pe AAyA Hoon!
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Rocking Quote By A
Tired Student:
....!!
....!!
....!!
I WAnt A 6 Month VAcAtion…
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!....!!
....!!
....!!
Twice In A YeAr....!!

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Ye Dosto Ki Mehfil Ye RAto Ko
JAgnA....!!....!!
GAAliyAn Sunke HAsnA Phir JutA
Leke Piche BhAgnA
BhAbhi/jiju Bolke Dost Ki Gf/bf Ko
ChidAnA
Ek SAmose Mein 10 Tukde BAAtnA
PAgAlo Ki TArAh Dusre KA DimAg
ChAtnA....!!....!!
MAr KhAke Fir MuskurAnA....!!....!!
KhArch KArnA H PAr PAise ChupAte
H....!!....!!
Ye SAb Ek Din Kho JAyegA....!!....!!
JivAn ShAyAd TAnhA Ho JAyegA....!!....!!
Fir Bhi Hum MuskurAyA KArenge....!!....!!
Aur Apne Dosto Ko GAliyAn De KAr
Fir
BulAyA KArenge....!!....!!
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'Wo Choti Choti BAton Pe Ruth
JAnA,
Wo Ruthe Huye Ko Or Bhe SAtAnA,
Wo KAbhi Bhe PArh KAr NA JAnA,
Jo TeAcher Puche To TopiyAn
PehnAnA,
Wo ClAss MAi Beth KAy GAppey
LAgAnA,
Wo Ek Dosre Ko Qisse SunAnA,
NA Hi Wo Din RAhenge Or NA Phir
LAut KAr Ayenge, NA TAfreeh,
NA Wo Dost,
NA Wo BAtAin :-(
AgAr Kuch Reh JAyegA To Bus
YAAdAin :-

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TeAcher 2 Student:
Semester System Ke
FAyde BAtAo....!!....!!....!!..??..??..??
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
Student: FAyde To PAtA NAhi....!!
PAr BeizAtti SAAl Me
2 BAAr Ho JAAti HAi....!!....!!....!!!!!
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Height Of Respect:
....!!
....!!
Hum Sirf Ye Soch KAr
Apni Answer Sheet KhAAli
Chhod AAte HAin Ke KAhi
TeAchers Ye NA KAhein,
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
....!!
"Dekho AAj Ke BAcche
BAdo Ko JAwAAb Dete HAin" :P
....!!
....!!
SAnskAr You Know....!!....!!!! x) :P
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JAb ClAss MAi Hum Boys
HAsi-mAjAAk KAre TAb Mere
Ek Sir KA ReAction....!!....!!
"KyA HAi....!!....!!kyn Itni JyAAdA
HAsi AA RAhi HAi....!!....!!....!!
Koi Joke YAd A GAyA KyA....!!....!!get Out
TumhAri AttendAnce NAhi LAgegi"!!!
Aur JAb LAdkiyA HAss RAhi Ho TAb :
"Arey KyA BAAtein Ho RAhi HAin AAj..??
Kyun ItnA HAss RAhe Ho..??
ZArA Humein Bhi Toh BAtAiye!!! :P ;)
SAle Thurky TeAchers Hote The SAb;-d
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HAr TArAf PAdhAi KA SAyA HAi
KitAbo MAin Sukh Kisne PAyA HAi
LAdke To JAte HAi Tution LAdkiyAn Dekhne
Aur Sir Kehte HAi Dekho Itni
BArsAt MAi LAdkA PAdhne AyA HAi:-p…

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Girls Are Not Worried About
Der Looks Nw....!!
WAh WAh

Girls Are Not Worried About
Der Looks Nw....!!
Coz,

I Am Busy Wid My Books Nw!
WAh WAh WAh!!
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A Sleeping Lion 
Is Stronger
Thn A
BArking Dog....!!
So A
Sleepng
Studnt
Is Bettr
Thn A
BArking Lecturer....!!
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The Longest 5 Mins....!! In The World Is

The LAst 5 Mins....!! Of A Lecture!!!

While 

The Shortest 5 Mins....!! Is

The LAst 5 Mins....!! Of An ExAm!!!

Isn-t It....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!....!!
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One Fine DAy, All Of Us Will
Get Busy Wid Our Lives,
Long Working Hours, No More ClAsses,
Lectures, Friends, TeAses & Funs,
Sms, Wont HAve Time 4 Ourselves,
On Such A DAy, You-ll Luk Outside
Ur Window Alone & See DA Gud Old
Memories FlAsh You By Nd You-ll Get
A Smile Wid A TeAr In Ur Eyez Nd
You-ll Turn BAk 2 Ur Work Thinkin....!!....!!
I Wish I Could Go BAck....!!....!!....!!
Dis Msg Is 2 Al My Frndz Who Helped
2 CreAte Such Memories, ThAnk U 4
Being A PArt Of It....!!....!! Miss U All....!!
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First Line 2 Write In ExAm
"All D Answers Written Below
Are ImAginAry And Work Of My
CreAtive Mind Any RememblAnce
To Textbook Iz Unintenti0nAl
And Purely AccidentAl....!!....!!
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