Double Meaning Jokes Collection 2016



Mu Aur Gu Me Kya Fark Hai..?
Dirty Mind!
"Mu" Russia Me Life Ko Kehte Hai
"Gu" France Me Khushi Ko Kehte Hai.
Dua Hai Ki Apke
"Mu" Me Hamesha "Gu" Rahe.
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Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do
Jiske 2 Fayde Ho
Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi
Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna
Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena
Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam
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Student: Mam Jab
Hindustan Ko Hind...

Pakistan Ko Pak...

Australia Ko Aus...

To

Hum

Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ???
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Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!!
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Ek Ladki Ko Chai Banani Thi
Par Dudh Nahi Tha,
To Ladki Ne Apne Kapde Utare
Or
Or
Or
Or
Dusare Kapde Pehan Kar
Dudhlane Market Gayi..
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Feeling Bored?
Wondering, What To Do?
Open The Zip!
Enter Your Hands In
Between Your Zip..
Take Out Your...
Book From Your Bag And Study..

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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh
Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhayato Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga....
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Have a refresher.
Dudhwala continuously ringing door-bell.
Lady from inside: Bhaiya kitna dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha to Paperwala hai
Jo chup chap neeche se daal deta haai;;)
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Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
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Frnd Ke Saath Kro Ya Grlfrnd K Sath,
Room Me Kro Ya Bedroom Me,
Bed Par Kro Ya Fir Sofe Pe,
Din Me Kro Ya Fir Raat Me,
Ground Me Karo Ya Garden Me Kro,
Aakhir Success Hone K Liye
Padhai To Krni Padegi Na.
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Boy To Girlfriend:
Meri Us Jagah Hath Lago
Jahan Haddi Na Ho.
Ladki Haste Hue: Chal Fir
Nikaal Bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.
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Uff Plzz Plzz Aur Karo
Naaa Dabao Naa, Zara Zor
Se Aisa Karo Apni Shirt
Nikalo Apni Pant Bhi Nikal
Do Meri Saadi Bhi Nikal Do
Ab Zorse Dabao Aur Dabao
Naa Bahut Tight Hai Plz.
Aur Zorse! plz Karo Naa Plz,
Ho Gaya Na Suitcase Bannd.
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Kissing At The Top,
Holding At The Middle &
Fire At The Bottom! Do You
Know The Answer? What?
Huh..
Dont Think Dirty..
Its A.. “Cigarette!”
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Tujhe Dekh K
Khara Hota Hai
Meri Hasratoon Ka
Minarr......
Wah
Wah
As Jhuk Zara
Main Dal Dun
Tere Gale Mein
Phoolon Ka Haar
Be Positive
Mere Yar...???
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Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka
Dil Kare Aur Biwi Ka Mood Na Ho
To
Biwi Ko Tang Na Kare
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Khud Uthkar Apne Hath Se
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Pani Pee Lein!!
Ek Bar Fir Aapki Soch Ko Salaam.
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Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Ki
Shaadi Hui..Aap Yakeen Nahi
Karoge Ke Doosrey
Din Hi
Unka Bachaa Hua
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Khana Kharab Ho Gaya..
Fridge Me Nahi Rakha Tha Na !
Apki Soch Ko Mera Slaam
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1 Train Me Katrina Without
Ticket Travel Kr Rhi Thi.
Usne Sari Pehni Thi. T.T.
Ne Usse 100 Rs Liye.
Aiswarya Ne Jeans Pehni Thi
Usse 75 Liye.
Karina Ne Skirt Pehni Thi
Usse 50 Liye.
Par Mallika Se Kuch Nai Liya.
Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? Qki
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Uske Pas Ticket Tha.
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.:....
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Wo Chat Per Aye To Hum
Barish Ki Dua Mangain Ge..
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Suna Hai Wo Geele Kapry Foran
Utar Deti Hai..
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Rassi Se Yaar..
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Apkii Soch Ko B Slaam...

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Aik Bar Karo Na Plz..

Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chalenga..

Plz Karo Na..mujhe Acha Lage Ga..

Aik Bar Hamari Dosti Ki

Khatri Kar Do Na Plzz.. 

Aik Pyara Sa Sms.!!
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Light Ki Gair Maujudgi Me
Ghalib Farmaate hai:
Yu Hi Andhere Me Apna
Khada Kar k Soye Hue The
Ghalib,
Koi haramkhor Mombatti
Samaj k Machis Laga Gaya.
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Ek Aisa Video Jise Hum Bina Audio
Ke Bhi Sirf Video Dekh Ke Mazja
Loot Sakte Hai??????
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What Socho Socho!!!!.
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Dirty Mind Go A Little Bit Deep
Dirty Mind Its Mr Bean.
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Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n Pm Of India
Manmohan Singh Said
"Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,
Werna Is Umar Mein Mera
Khara Hona Mushkil Tha!"
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Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna
dia jae to usay kya kahenge? 
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Bewaqoof! Kutta hi kahenge.
Lekin aapne jo socha wo bhi theek hai:)
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Sanjay Posted In Jokes SMSAdded 3 years ago
Jinke Pass Hai Wo Haat Me
Leke Hilate Hai,
Jinke Pass Nahi Hai Wo Ungali
Dall Ke Hilate Hai...




Bolo Kya?


Tooth Brush.
Lage Rahe...

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Pehlay Hath Mein Pakro!.....
Phir Thook Lagao?.....
Phir Seedha Karo??.....
Phir Andar Ghussao???.....
Dekha! Kitna Mushkil Hai
Sui Mein Dhaga Daalna.
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E Sulagta Jism,
Ye Kanpkapate Honth,
Ye Thartharata Badan,
Ye Ladkhadati Aawaz
Mujhe
Pehle
Hi
Pata
Tha
Tujhe
Malaria
Hua
Hai...
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A Girl Asked Pappu !!!
Woh Kya Hai Jo Cow Ke
Paas 4 Hai Aur Mere Paas 2 Hai?
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Pappu: Legs.
Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Tumhari
Paint Ke Andar Hai Aur Meri
Salwar Ke Andar Nahi Hai?
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Pappu: Paise.
Girl: Woh Kya Jo Log Din Me Lene
Ke Bajay Raat Me Bistar Pe Lete Hai?





Pappu: Neend.




Girl: Woh Kya Hai Jo Ladki Pahli
Bar Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?
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Pappu: Kaan Me Chhed,
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Moral: Aap Bhi Apni Niyat Pappu Ki
Tarah Saaf Rakhen.
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Line marne k 3 tarike.
1.pen se
2. Marker se
3. Pencil se. 
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Sab ko apne jaisa line
marne wala mat samjho.
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Suhagrt Par Husband
kaisa Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho? 
Wife
bura Lag Raha He Qki Ab Tak Gsm Thi Koi 
Bhi Sim Dal Sakti Thi,
Aaj Se Cdma Ho Gyi 1 
Hi Sim Dalna Padega..
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Fastest Marriage Proposal Agreement:
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Boy-
'Khana Banana'
Ata Hai?
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Girl - Nahi Par...
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'Banana Khana' Ata Hai...
And They Get Married..

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Girls Hostel Ki Light Chali Gayi...
Ek Ladki Ne Electric
Office Mein Phone 
Karke Kaha:light Chali Gayi Hai,
Aadmi Bhejo.
Reply:'aadmi Nahi Hai,
Mombatti Se Kaam Chala Lo.''
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Kamwali: Malkin Apki Purani
Sari Muje Nahi Chahiye.
Malkin: Q 
Kamwali: Apki Sari Pehnne Ke
Bad Sahab Mere Pas 
B Nhi Ate Aur Driver Preshan Krta Hai.
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Class Me Padhate Hue Medam K
Blouse K 2 Button Khul Gaye,
Ye Dekh Kar 2 Ladke Hasne Lage,
Is Par Madam Boli-
"Chup Hote Ho Ya Nikalu
Bahar 2no Ko".

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Andheri Raat Thi Wo Mere Sath
Thi Mai Upar Tha Wo Mere Niche
Thi Mai Daba Raha Tha Wo Chilla
Rahi Thi Bura Mat Manana Mere
Dosto Wo Meri Motar Cycle Thi.
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Ladki Umbrella Banane Shop
Par Gayi
Shopkeepar: Upar Dono Hatho
Se Pakad Kar Dabana Padega
Aur Niche Danda Dalna Padega
Ladki: Kuch Bhi Karo Par
Paani Ander Nahi Jana Chahiye.
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Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
Nhi Kya,
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
Din Raat Karunga Qki
Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!
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Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi
Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse
To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar
Ziyadan Excited Mat Ho Yaar,
Yeh Tha Kapray Sukhane Ka Taar..
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Samajh Nahi Aata Ki, Teri
Sula Ke Loo, Ya Baith Ke Loo,
Ya Tujhe Khada Karke Loo,
Ya Teri Jhuka Kar Loo,
Ab Tu Khud Hi Bata De Ki, 
Mein Teri Kaise Loo Photo.
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Ek Bar Karo Na Plz Kisi
Ko Pata Nahi Chalega Plz
Karo Naaa Muje Acha Lage Ga
Ek Bar Hamari Dosti Ki Khatr
Kar Do Na Plz Ek Pyara Sa Sms...

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Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh
Mein Kaise Daloon Gi.
Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo.
Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay
Ho Gaye.
Boy: Aur Lo Gee.
Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool
Gapey Tum He Kahoo.
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