Double meaning sms for girlfriend



Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant.......###
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Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai......###
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli.....###
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega......###

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1st Girl To Another.....###
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha......###
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti......###

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World’s most Romantic lines said by a Girl to her Lover.....###
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“ACHA BABA, LO KAR LO”
Samajh gaye to thoko LIKE wrna POGO dekho POGO.....###

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How fight starts…
A couple see’s a sexy girl in mall.......###
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Wife: So big, aren’t they.....###
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Husband : Ya, Awesome.....###
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Wife: Are they artificial.....###
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Husband: I think natural.....###
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Wife: Natural Earrings.....###
And the fight started…hahaha.....###

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I told her : If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.
Wo black pehan ke aayi.....###
Mujhe bura laga.
Par Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki toh maine jaana.....###
Pagli andar se pyar karti thi.....###

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Two Friends Were Walking But
Suddenly They Stopped..
1st: Oh My God, My Girlfrnd And
My Wife Are Coming Together.......###
2nd: Damn Mine Too.....###
Do u get this
If not then watch pogo.....###

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Height of ßadtameezi
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Phone Rings
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Tring
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Boy: Hello Pappu hai.....###
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Girl: Nahi hai
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Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega.....###

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.1 larka or larki.....###
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi.....###
un
ka
bacha
hua
khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na.....###

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HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai.....###
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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.
Kya kya soch rahe ho......###
“PAGAL”
Moo bund hota hai .....###


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’1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
Bachay kese hote hain.....###
Larki :
chup.......###
Larka :
Batao Na plz:p
Larki :
Nahi pata ab mat pchna .......###
Larka :
Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata .....###
Bachay Shararti hote ain.
Moral .....###
Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain.....###

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Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.


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‘Uffo Kia Kerte Ho.....###
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia.....###
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona.....###
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna’

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‘Girls misuse it.....###
Anger robs it.....###
Models sell it.....###
Photogrphs cage it.....###
Doctors advice it.....###
Death freezes it.....###
Artists create it.....###
That’s SMILE
Keep Smiling......###

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Ladkiyan Aapas me Gale milte waqt kya Sochti hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye hai.....###
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PATA nahi Kaunsa ShampoO Use
karti Hogi.:P
BUT I Like the way u Think. ......###

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‘When a MANGO is Yellow It’s ready to SUCK.
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When a GIRL is 18,she is ready for......###
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NADRA I.D CARD!
(Lekn tohadi soch nu slam).....###

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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare.....###
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Khud uthkar apne hath se.....###
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Pani pee lein.....###
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam......###

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What’s An Average 6 Inch
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Long Inside
A Guy’s Pants And
Girls Love To Blow It Up.....###
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.....###
Always Think POSITIVE.....###

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MARD aur AURAT ka
Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H.....###
Dur Raho To JUDAI.......###
Aur paas raho to
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To LADAI
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Haa bhai
Jo aap soch rahe ho wo bhi Hota h......###

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‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.
Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo
Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo.....###
Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo
Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo
Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo......###
(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’
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‘GIRL:Janu mere muh me dalo mei chusongi
BOY:Nhi agr tm chak mara to me kya kruga.....###
GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena
Maza Awami Kha Badami.....###

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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. 
Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai.......###


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Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea)Bana do......###
Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?
Boss: 2 Spoon......###
Secrtary:
Doodh kitna?
Boss:
DoodH bus Dikha do me khudDaal longa.....###

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Girl:
Tum Larke Humen Bachi Q Bolte Ho......###
Boy:
Iss Ka 1 Reason Hai......###
Girl:
Kya
Boy:
Hum Ne Bachpan Me Hi PAMPER Pehnna Chor Dya Tha
Maa Ki Aankh
Laga Pogo.
Aj to tu dekhay ga......###

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1 Bacha Raat Ko Apne Uncle or Aunti K Room
Mein Gia or Jate Hi Herat Zada Ho K Bola.....###
“Aunti Khud ko Dekho kia ker Rahi ho
Mujhe SIRF Angutha Choosne Per Marti Ho?
Or Khud itna Bara
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AAM Choos Rahi ho”
HAPPY MANGO SEASON.....###
IN ADVANCE,.

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Un dino kafi dar lgta tha.....###
nachna
gana
khelna
kodna
uff
bahar jana
geelay pan ka dar.....###
Phr mjy mila
bas 25 RS me
MOBILE COVER
ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt
apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-)
Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy.....###
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se
kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun.....###
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Miss: so sweet
. Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju….....###
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Miss: wo q ??
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chalaye.....###
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Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.....###
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Tution padhane ke liye.....###
miss aap bhi na Qasam
se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai
hain.....###

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Boy:-Me 4 sal ka hu,Aur tum?
Girl:-Me bhi 4 sal ki hu......###
Boy:-To fir chal na,Sharmana kya?
Girl:-Kahan.....###
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Boy- polio Ki dawai pine .....###

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6 doston ki suhaag raat k baad next day
baat cheet.......###
1st bola: “Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi.....###
hai.. Jese mrzi use kro”.
2nd: “Mere BV 3310 nikli.. 36 saal ka
purana model”.
3rd: “Meri BV N95.. Zara piyar se chalana
parta hai”.
4th: “Meri BV to Blackberry hai.. Got
everything but complicated”.
5th: “Meri BV saali china mobile hai.......###
Pehli raat main behosh ho gae”.
6th: “Bechara Rotey hove bola.. Oy yaro
lut gya,
barbad ho gya, Mera set khula hua
nikla??

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Romance to dekho......###
Ladka: Tum to meri chaand ho.....###
Ladki: Aur tum ho mere
‘Neel Armstrong’,
Mujh pe chadhne wala pehla aadmi.....###

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Santa court mein judge se.....###
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he.....###
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together.....###
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class.....###
Think +ve:)
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Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai......###
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

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‘Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo.....###

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Pyar K 2 Andaz Hoty Hain…
1=Pyar pana.
2=Pyar karna.
Pyar pany k Liye Naseeb chahye......###
OR
Pyar Karny K lye Jagha.....###
POgO PLZ
January 1st, 2013 Posted in : Double Meaning SMS
Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho......###
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
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Teri Zubaan Ko.

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1 Ladki Chai bnani thi.....###
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,
Phir usne apne kapde uttare.....###
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo Kmino......###

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Lady doctor pagal patient se: Mera Dupatta Utaro.....###
Pagal: Ok
Lady doc: Ab Meri Qameez Utaro.....###
Pagal: Ok
Lady doc: Ab jaldi se Meri Salwar bhi utaro, jaldi utaro naa
Pagal: Okkkk
Lady doc: or Ainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nai Pehnoge, Ok
Or.. Aaj 1 baar fi _//_ Aap......###
ki soch dirty rahi,, aakhir aap apni soch kab badloge,

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1 aurat ne apne pati ko divorce de diya.
Roz office se late nikalta tha aur bolta tha:”I’m on”D WAY”
Baad me Pata chala uski secretary ka naam
Ms.”DAVE”tha.

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Height Of Embarrasment.....###
Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park, 
Another Lady Comes 2his Wife and Says.....###
Paise Pehley Lai Lena, 
Ye Aadmi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Karta Hai.....###

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Sania Mirza back in India
Milk prices down by Rs 2/.....###
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Hasso matt kamino dono alag alag news hai.....###

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Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”
Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne.....###
10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai.....###


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What’s An Average 6 Inch Long.....###
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up.....###
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note......###
Always Think POSITIVE.....###

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Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho.....###
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai......###
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy......###
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha......###
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai......###

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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas.....###
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do.....###
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein.....###
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Fail Ho Jauga.......###

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A couple sees a hot girl.......###
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural......###
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural.....###
Total Silence

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Sensational lines from a guy to 
his girl friend as she is smoking.....###
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“Please don’t smoke sweetheart.......###
I have better thing to put in your mouth.....###

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Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke......###
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Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na .....###
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Badtmeez Ladka : Saare Kapde Utar De......###
New Born Baby Lagegi.....###

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Teacher : 2 and 2 kitne hote hai .....###
Pappu: (fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4) Mam 4
Teacher : Good, par ungliyo pe gine bina bato,
apne hath pichhe karo and batao 3 and 3 kitne?
Pappu: Mam  six .......###
Teacher : Good , par tum abhi bhi fingers pe gin rahe ho. ,
hands pocket me rakho and batao 5 and 5 kitne ?
Pappu : Mam! ELEVEN
Teacher : Get Out from the class
jisko samaj aaya wo thoko like baki pogo to he hi.....###

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On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:
“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo......###
Husband ne usay bandha
Or
dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya….....###

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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth.....###
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me......###
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush.....###

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