Engineering Student SMS 2016


Newton Asked: How To Write
Four Between Five?
PhArmA Student: Nice Joke
MBA Student SAid: Not Possible
Engineering Student: F(IV)E...!!!...!!!
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Engineering Student KA DArd...!!!
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Wo Ye Bol KAr Hume Chor GAyi
Dosto...!!!
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TumhAre To ExAms Hi
KhAtm Ni Hote, Tum PyAr KyA
Kroge 

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WhAt Is Engineering??
1st YeAr: Alpenlibe-
Ji LAlchAye RAhA
NA JAye ;)
2nd YeAr: Mentos-
DimAg Ki BAti
JAlA De
3rd YeAr: Polo-
SAbki HAwA NikAl De
Xd
4th YeAr: Chloromint-
DobA RA MAt PuchnA X| Xp
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Engineer Doctor Ke
PAss GAyA Or BolA GhAr
JAAne Ki KyA Fees HAi...!!!
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Doctor - 300 Rupees...!!!...!!!
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Engg...!!!- ChAle Dr...!!! SAhAb ?
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Dr...!!! Ne Bike NikAli
Engg...!!! And Dr...!!! GhAr PAhuch Gye
Dr...!!! BolA MAreez KAhA HAi...!!!...!!! ...!!!
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Engg...!!!- MAreez Koi NAi HAi PAgAl,
TAxi WAlA 500 MAAng RAhA ThA Aur
Tu 300 MAi Le AAyA :P:p
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1 Engineer,1 MbA Student
Or 1 McA
KAsti Me JA RAhe The...!!!
1 Jin AAyA Or BolA
"SAmndAr Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr
Mene Dhund Li To Me Tumhe MAr
DungA
Or NA Dhund PAyA To Me TumhArA
GulAm"
MbA Ne Needle Phenki
Jin Ne Dhund Li Or Use MAr DiA...!!!
McA Student Ne Memory CArd
PhenkA...!!!
Jin Ne Dhund LiA Or Use Bhi MAr
DiA...!!!
Engg...!!! Student Ne Disprine Ki Goli
Phenki...!!!
Wo PAni Me Ghul Gyi...!!!
Studnt BolA:
ChAl BetA GhAr ChAl...!!!
BAhut Assignment PAdehAi...!!!:-)
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PApA - KAl RAAt Ko Tumne
Kitne Der TAk PAdhAi Ki??
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BetA - 3 BAje TAk...!!!...!!!
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PApA - Lekin Light To 1 BAje
ChAli GAyi Thi Or SubAh
6 BAje AAyi...!!!...!!!...!!!
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BetA - MAin KitAbon Mein ItnA Ghus
GAyA ThA Ki Light KA Kuch PAtA Hi
NAhi ChAlA...!!!...!!!
Ye PAkkA Engineer BnegA :-D:-d
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A NAughty Engineer:
Hello Dominos...!!!...!!!??
Yes Sir,
...!!!...!!!...!!!How MAy I Help U...!!!...!!!...!!!?
Engineer: BhAi PizzA GhAr
Pe KAise BAnAu????
BAtAiyo JArA...!!!...!!!...!!!
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2 Engineering Ke Students RAAt Ko
GAli Me Study KArty HuAy...!!!
1st: YAAr Kitny BAjy HAin...!!!?
DosrAy Ne 1 PAthAr UthA KAr
SAAmnAy WAlAy GhAr PAr MAArA...!!!
1 AurAt Nikli Or Boli:
KAmino Ab To So JAo RAAt Ke P0nAy
3 BAj GAye HAin...!!!
ThAt's The Engineer's Logic...!!!...!!!...!!!:p

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Engineering Student KA DArd ;P ...!!!
AAnsu AA JAte HAi AAnkho Me Ronese
Pehle, HAr KhAwAb Tut JAtA
HAi Sone Se Pehle! KyA HAi
Engineering Ye To SAmAjh GAye,
KAsh Koi Rok LetA Admission Hone Se
Pehle :P =Dd
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Prove:1re=1ps

Engg- Solution:
Lhs=1re
=100ps
=10ps*10ps
=0...!!!1rs*0...!!!1rs
=0...!!!01rs
=1ps

Found Any MistAke...!!!...!!!
ThAt-s Engg!
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MAths Question PAper...!!!
1...!!!prove ThAt 100=6 ...!!!...!!!

Students SAid, "Out Of SyllAbus"...!!!

Engg Students Simply StArt Answering...!!!
Let A=b
Then Multiply Both Side By 94 
94A=94b
(100-6)A = (100-6)b
100A-6A=100b-6b 
100A-100b = 6A-6b 
100 (A-b) = 6 (A-b) 
100=6
JAi Engg!

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Rehne Ki YAhAn SAbki AukAt
NAhi Hoti, BinA Beer Aur
DAAru Ke YAhAn RAAt NAhi
Hoti Ye Engineering College
HAi Mere Dost YAhAn BinA
MAA BAhAn Ke BAt NAhi Hoti...!!!
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Rehne Ki YAhAn SAbki AukAt
NAhi Hoti BinA Beer Aur DAAru
Ke YAhAn RAAt NAhi Hoti Ye
Engineering College HAi Mere
Dost YAhAn BinA MAA BAhAn Ke
BAt NAhi Hoti...!!!
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Nurse To Engineer: BreAthe Deeply
In And Slowly ExhAle, Do It 3 Times...!!!

Engineer: Ok

Nurse: WhAt Do U Feel Now...!!!??

Engineer: Ur Body SprAy Is Simply
Awesome BAbe...!!!
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Ek Engineering Ke Student
Ne Hostel Se Apne FAther
Ko Letter LikhA
No Money,
No Fun,
Your Son...!!!
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JAwAb AAyA
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How SAd,
Very BAd,
Your DAd...!!!
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Wo AlmAri Hi KyA Jisme
RAck NAhi...!!!...!!!
WAh WAh
Wo AlmAri Hi KyA Jisme
RAck NAhi...!!!...!!!
WAh WAh
Aur Wo Engginering Hi KyA
Jisme BAck Nhi...!!!...!!!!!
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When Someone SAys:
Nothing CAn Be More
ComplicAted ThAn Love 
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Just Throw Engineering
Books On Their FAce...!!!!!

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Ek BAr Engineering Ke SAbhi
Professores Ko Ek PlAne Mein
BithAyA GAyA...!!!...!!! Fir Announce
KiyA GAyA Ki Ye PlAne Apke
Students Ne BnAyA HAi SAb
Profesrs UtAr GAye PAr PrincipAl
BAithe RAhe Logo Ne PuchA AApko
DArr NAhi LgtA?
Principle: Muje Apne Studnts
PAr PurA BhArosA HAi...!!!
Ye StArt Hi NAhi HogA!!
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Uncle: KyA KAr RAhe Ho BetA AAj
KAl...!!!...!!!??
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Boy: Ji...!!!...!!!...!!! Engineering...!!!...!!!
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Uncle: Ohh...!!!...!!! Humko LAgA PAdhAi
WAdhAi KArte Hoge...!!!...!!!
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SwArg Ke DwAr PAr 3 Log The...!!!...!!!
God: "Sirf Ek Hi AndAr JA SAktA HAi...!!!
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PehlA: "MAin PujAri Hu,
SAri UmAr AApki SevA Ki HAi,
SwArg PAr MerA Hi HAq HAi...!!!
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DusrA: "MAin Ek Desh BhAkt NetA
Hu, SAri UmAr Logo Ki SevA Ki HAi...!!!
SwArg PAr Toh MerA Hi HAq HAi...!!!
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TeesrA: "MAine Engineering Ki
PAdhAi Ki HAi...!!!"
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God: "Kuch MAt
Bol Mere BhAi, RulAeygA KyA?
SAAri JAwAni Tu NArAk Me RAhA
HAi...!!! SwArg PAr TerA Hi HAq HAi...!!!...!!!
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Engineering Student Sitting With
His Girlfriend In RestAurAnt,
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Drinking Beer N SAys:- "I Love
Youuuu"
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Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer
TAlking ?
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Student:- Its Me, TAlking To My
Beer, U Shut Up"
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