Flirt SMS 2016


Kabhi Ajnabee Se Milay The,
Fir Yuhi Miltay Chale Gaye,
Hun To Aapko Dost Bananewale
The Magar Aap To Hamare Dil
Ki Dhadkan Banthe Chale Gaye.
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I Love Your Mom 
I Love Your Dad 
Your Mom Love You 
Your Dad Love You

By The Theorem ..

I Love You (Proved)
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Aapake Miss Call
Bhi Kya Baat Hain,
Aapke Sms Bhi Din Raat
Hain, Kabhi Kabhi Phone
Bhi Kiya Karo, Suna Hain
Aapake Awaaz Me Bhi
Khas Baat Hain.
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Boy : I Love You

Girl: Sorry , I Hv Boyfriend

Boy: Oh ! I M Lucky .

Girl Confused And Ask

Girl: Why ?

Boy: He Is Not Your Husband .
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Boy Send A Letter To One Girl
In Letter 

"I Wanna Propose U B
Coz I Love You"

"Will You Accept Me As
Your Boyfri / Lover ?"

If Your Answer Is " Yes "
Reply Me As Fast As U Can ..

If Your Answer Is "No"
Think, I M Just Joking
U From This Letter ..

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Self Protection With
Heavy Flirt:
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Teacher: Why Are U
Sleeping In The Class?
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Student: Your Voice Is
So Sweet Thats Why
I Am Getting Sleep.
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Teacher: Then Why Other
Students Are Not Sleeping?
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Student: They Aren't
Listening To U Mam..!
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Boy To Girl...
I Can Make U Say I Love U.
Girl: No Wayyy !!
Boy: Bet ??
Girl: Yes..
Boy: Ok Start..Say Blue?
Girl: Blue
Boy: Say Pink?
Girl: Pink...
Boy: Say Love?
Girl: Love ...
Boy: Whats 1+1?
Girl: 2
Boy: Ur Age?
Girl: 18
Boy: Hahaha... I Told
U I Cud Make U Say 18!!
Girl: No, U Said U Cud
Make Me Say I Love U
Boy: Yes I Did
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Unhe Ye Shikaayat Hai Hamse
Ki Hum Har Kisi Ko Dekh Kar
Mushkurate Hain Na samajh
Hain Wo Kya Jaane Hame To
Har Chehre Me Wahi Nazar Aate H
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Boy: Do U Wanna Go Out With Me?
Girl: Nahhhhhhhhhhhh
Boy: Did U Hear What I Just Said?
Girl: Yea
Boy: What Did I Say?
Girl: Do You Want To Go Out With Me?
Boy: Yes
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24hrs Make A Lovely Day,
7 Days Make A Lovely Week,
52 Weeks Make A Lovely Year
Knowing A Person Like Me
Will Make Ur Life Lovely..
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If U Read, You Owe Me A Hug,
If U Delete, You Owe Me A Kiss,
If U Save, You Owe Me A Date,
If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me,
You Owe Me All,
But If You Ignore, U R Mine!
So What Will U Do?...

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I Miss U,

I Kiss U,

I Love 'U'

I Like U,


Pareshan Mat Hona,
Sorry,
Mera Mobile Daaru Ke
Glass Mai Gir Gaya Tha,
Tab Se Behki Behki Bate Kar Raha
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Cute Romantic Lines
By A Flirt To His Gf:
"I Love You So Much That
I See Your Face In Other Girls 'n
So I Cant Stop Myself
From Loving Them Also"...
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Boy: You Look Exactly
Like My Wife....
Girl: Ohhh... What's
Your Wife's Name?
Boy: I'm Not
Married Yet... ;-)
Moral: Learn New Methods
To Propose..! :)
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Boy Said To Girl-
Aa Mere Dil Me Aaja
Girl Replied-
Chappal Utaroo Kya?
Boy- Chal Pagli Ye Koi Mandir
Thode Hi He Aise Hi Aaja.
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Krishna K Kadmon Pe Kadam
Badhate Chalo, Ab Murli Nahi
To Citi Bajate Raho, Radha To
Ghar Wale Dilayenge Hi,
Tab Tk Gopiyan Patate Chalo
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CUTE PROPOSAL
Boy: Arent Your Legs Paining? 
Girl: No, Why Are You Asking? . . . 
Boy: You Have Been Running
In My Mind For A Long Time

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Government Of India
Has Introduced A New Rule...
Good Looking People
Should Be Thrown Out Of Country!!
U R Safe..
Oh! No Where Should I Hide???
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Dosti Karo College Wali Se,
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se,
Programe Karo Pados Wali Se,
Ankh Ladao Sali Se,
Love Karo Dilwali Se,
Aur Mar Khao Ghar Wali Say.
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Teray Liye Chand Taray Tor Doon,
In Hawaon Ka Rukh Mor Doon,
Itna Kafi Hai
Ya Do Char Jhoot Aur Bol Doon.
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Woh Raishmi Balon Wali,
Bhoori Ankhon Wali,
Komal Hathon Or Naram Pairon Wali,
Matakti Hoi Andhairay Main,
Tumharay Paas Ayegi Aur Dheeray Sai Bolegi.
"Maiyooon"..
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Kia Howa Jo Us Nay Apnay Hathon Main Racha Li Mahendi,
Ab Hum Bhi Sehra Bandhwain Gay,
Hamain Pata Tha Woh Hamaray Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
Ab Us Ki Choti Behan Ko Phasain Gay..
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Har Nazar Mein Ek Kashish Hoti Hai,
Har Dil Mein Ek Chahat Hoti Hai,
Mumkin Nahi Har Ek K Liye Tajmahal Banana,
Kyunki Har Dil Mein 4-5 Mumtaz Hoti Hai.
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Government Of India
Has Introduced A New Rule...
Good Looking People
Should Be Thrown Out Of Country!!
U R Safe..
Oh! No Where Should I Hide???
.
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Dosti Karo College Wali Se,
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se,
Programe Karo Pados Wali Se,
Ankh Ladao Sali Se,
Love Karo Dilwali Se,
Aur Mar Khao Ghar Wali Say.
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Teray Liye Chand Taray Tor Doon,
In Hawaon Ka Rukh Mor Doon,
Itna Kafi Hai
Ya Do Char Jhoot Aur Bol Doon.
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Woh Raishmi Balon Wali,
Bhoori Ankhon Wali,
Komal Hathon Or Naram Pairon Wali,
Matakti Hoi Andhairay Main,
Tumharay Paas Ayegi Aur Dheeray Sai Bolegi.
"Maiyooon"..
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Kia Howa Jo Us Nay Apnay Hathon Main Racha Li Mahendi,
Ab Hum Bhi Sehra Bandhwain Gay,
Hamain Pata Tha Woh Hamaray Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
Ab Us Ki Choti Behan Ko Phasain Gay..
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Har Nazar Mein Ek Kashish Hoti Hai,
Har Dil Mein Ek Chahat Hoti Hai,
Mumkin Nahi Har Ek K Liye Tajmahal Banana,
Kyunki Har Dil Mein 4-5 Mumtaz Hoti Hai.

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Pata Nahi Muje Ye Kehna Chahiye
Ki Nahi Vhahiye Ki Thumari
Aakho Ka Nur Dil Ka Garur
Galo Ki Lali Hotho Ki Sarbti
Payali Gise Dekh Ke Lagta 
Hai Ki Bana Lu Thume Gharvali.
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Aapko Dekhar Aati Hai Baharein
Aapko Dekhkar Chhate Hai Sitare
Aap Hi Ko Dekhkar Khil Jate Hai
Phool Lagta Hai Aapko Banane Mein
Nahi Hui Rab Se Thodi Si Bhi Bhool.
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Sochte Hai Tere Pass Aakar, Kaise
Roshan Apni Jaat Kare,
Chand Sa Chehra, Jheel Si
Aankhein, Samjh Nahi Aata
Tujhe Dekhe Ya Tujhse Baat Kare.
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Tu Chahe To Ujadi Hui Gulshan Me
Phool Khila De, Tu Chahe To
Samnder Me Lahre Utha De, Bahot
Charche Hai Teri Jadugari Yaar,
Tu Bas Ek Bar Meri Taraf
Dekh Aur Mujhe Deewana Bana De.
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Hum Aashique Har Kam Me Kamal Kar
De, jo Wada Kare Wo Pura Har Hal
Me Kar De, Kya Zarurat Hai,
ladkiyo Ko Lipistic Lagane Ki, Hum
Chum chum Ke Hi Hoth Lal Kar De.
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I Didn't Know What Love Was, I Didn't
Realize What Love Meant, I Didn't
Understand The Feeling Of
Waking Up In The Middle Of The Night
Thinking About Her, Until I Met You.

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I Have A Brain To Think Of You, Eyes
To Look At You. Heart To Love
You, Hands To Comfort You.
Toes To Walk With You, Mouth
To Say I Miss You And Feet To
Kick You, If You Don't Miss Me Too.
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Today, Tomorrow And Forever
There Will Be One Heart That
Would Always Beat For You.
You Know Whose?
Wait Hey, Your Own Stupid.
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Teri Lehrati Zulfein Na Jane Kya
Kehti Hai, Teri Jhuki Nazro Ko
Dekh Kar Log Kya Kehte Hai, Humne
Suni Hai Aapki Tareef Apne Kaano
Se, Log To Aapko Tajmahal Kehte Hai.
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Kya Hua Jo Mere Lips Tere Lips
Se Touch Ho Gaye, Aye
Sangdil Sanam Maaf Na Karo To
Na Sahi, Atleast Badla To Le Loo!
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I Like Everything About U,
The Way U Look At Me, The
Way U Talk To Me, The Way U
Touch Me.. I Want To
Experience Other Things Too,
For Example The Way U Kiss
Me, I Am Sure I Like It Too!
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I Know U Think I'm Cute, I
Know U Think I'm Fine, But
Like The Other Guys, Take My
Number And Wait In Line..!

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U Are The Police Search Of
Love, Accused Of Stealing
My Heart.. U Are Only
Released After Paying
A Fine Of 1000 Kisses..!
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Tonite I Would Like To
Kiss U, And Bite U Strongly..
Do U Accept This, Waiting
For Ur Permission..
Urs Lovingly Mosquito..!
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In The Morning I Dont Eat,
Because I Think Of U.. At
Noon I Dont Eat, Because I
Think Of U.. In The Evening
I Dont Eat, Because I Think
Of U.. At Night I Dont
Sleep, Because I'm Hungry..!
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Pyar Se Pyari Tum Lagati Ho,
Bus Mere Dil Me Aise Basti
Ho, I Hate U Bar Bar Kahti
Ho, Fir Bhi Gusse Me Tum Bahut
Pyari Dikhti Ho, Muje Chupke
Tum Bhi Muj Pe Hi Marti Ho!
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Is Garden Me Phool To Bahut
The, Lekin Hame Gulab Pasand
Hai, Is Shehar Me Ladkiya
To Bahut Hai... Lekin
Hame Aap Pasand Hai....?
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Guy: Hey. Is Ur Name Google..?
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Girl: No..
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Guy: But U Have All The Things
I'm Searching For...!

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Khusi Aapke Liye Gum Mere
Liye Zindagai Aapke Liye
Mout Mere Liye Muskurana Aap
Ke Liye Ansu Mere Liye Sab
Kuchh Aap Liye Aap Mere Liye.
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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop..
I'll Send U Showers..
If A Hug Was A Second
I'll Send U Hours..
If Happiness Was Sand
I'll Send U The Sea..
If Love Was A Person
I'll Send U "Me"
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When I Look At You, I Cannot
Deny There Is God, Cause
Only God Could Have
Created Some One As
Wonderful N Beautiful As You.
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Jab Aap Saamne Se Guzar Jaate
Hain, Armaan Dil Ke Mere
Ubhar Jaate Hain, Dekh Kar
Aapki Pyari Surat Sehme Hu
Phool Bhi Nikhar Jaate Hain..!
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Kisi Khoobsurat Mausam Me, Meri
Aankho Pe Aap Apna Hath Rakh
Do.. Or Haste Hue Keh Do,
Pehchan Lo To Ham Tumhare..
0r Na Pehchano, To Tum Hmare.
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Dedicated To All Flirts:
I Loved Someone..
But,
Someone Broke My Heart Into
Pieces.. And Now Every Piece
Of My Heart Loves Someone..
People Call Me A Flirty..!
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Cute Flirt

Boy Askd His Grlfrind

Tumhari Smile Mcdonalds Se Aayi H Kya?

Girl: Gets Confused And Ask
Why?

Boy: Becoz I M Loveing It.!
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Boy: Can I Have A *Hug* ?
Girl: No
Boy: Did You Hear What I Said ?
Girl: Yes !
Boy: What Did I Say ?
Girl: Can I Have A *Hug*
Boy: Yes, You May....!!!
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Aapne Dekha Hai Kabhi

Chand Se Girta Paani

Maine Dekha Hai Ye Manzar

Aapko Chehra Dhote Hue

"Mashaallah"
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Mindblowing Flirt:
Boy: ' Hey Do You Like Water?
Girl: 'Yeah...'
Boy: 'Good,
Then You Already Like 70% Of Me.' :-P ;-)
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Boy:
Are You An Architect ??

Girl:
No, Why Did You Ask ... ?

Boy:
Because You Made
A Special Room For You
In My Heart ...
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Mai Aur Tum,
Tum Aur Mai,
Yani @Hum_Dono ,
Aaj Raat Ko,
Ek Baje Ke Baad,
Akele Me,
Chupke Se,
Bistar Pe Late Ke,
Ek Dusre Ko,
SMS Karenge.!!
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Girlfrnd Ko Apni Palko Pr
Bitha Lo, De K Khushi Uske
Sare Gum Chura Lo, Pyar Kro
Uski Saheli K Samne Itna K
Uski Saheli B Kahe Janu
Mujhe V Pata Lo...
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