Flirt SMS Collection


Too Many Stars In The Sky,
Too Many Tears That Have Left My Eyes.
Too Many Girls Out In The Blue,
But They Are Nothing Compared To You!
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All I wanted was
sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was
sumone who'd b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was
sumone who'd b true.
All I ever wanted was
sum1 like u.
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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but
Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach
is in your heart!
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Only the open heart receives love,
only the open mind receives wisdom,
only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

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In da mornin I don't eat coz
I think of u,
at noon I don't eat coz
I think of u,
in da evenin I don't eat coz
I think of u,
at night I don't sleep coz
Im hungry.
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A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue,
so open ur mouth &
close ur eyes &
give ur tongue some exercise.
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Faith Makes All Things Possible,
Love Makes All Things Easy,
Hopes Makes All Things Work,
But Ur Gorgeous Smile Brings All Faith,
Luv & Hope In Me!
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If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can't live without me Now what will u do?
Tell me !!
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When U R Alone,
When U R Crying,
When U R Upset,
Don't Think Of Me!!
Just Call Me
B'coz Incoming Is Free For Me...
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ?
Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ?
Or I need You ? No !
It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass.
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your five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti.
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
.
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se
apko Happy Mother's DAY.
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Boy: can i take a photo.
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Girl: why?
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Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
How their mom looked
in Her younger age.
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Lives are for living
I live for you,
Dreams are for dreaming
I dream for you
Hearts are for beating
mine beats for you,
Angels are for keeping.
Can I keep you?
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Last night I sent an angel
2 watch over u while u were sleeping
but it came back early!
So I asked it why u came back?
It said that
angels don't watch over other angels!.
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My Past Says You Meet Me
My Future Says You Will
Always Remember Me
My Dream Says You Care For
Me But My Heart Says You Born For Me.
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To See Light Look At The Sun,
To See Love Look At The Moon,
To See Hope Look At The Future,
To See Beauty Look At The Nature,but
To See All Of This Look At The Mirror!!
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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog!
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God Made Butter,
God Made Cheese,
God Made You For Me To Squeeze.
God Made Whiskey,
God Made Pepsi And
When He Made You He Made You Sexy!
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Flowers are missing you.
Birds are calling you,
Please come back to zoo
because zoo is not zoo without you.
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Every girls is
Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sily.
in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.

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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
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Premika - Main Maa Banne Wali Hun
Premi - Kay Bakvas Kar Rahi Ho
Kahani Me Twist
Premika - Bakvas Nahi,
Me Tumhare Bap Se Shadi Karke Tumhari Maa Banne Wali Hu.
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Do you know
your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die,
so u can decrease this over population,
so baby,
Please keep on smiling.
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KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
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KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
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KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
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TO..
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TO,
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TO..
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TO..
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TO..
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YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
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Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se ek...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..
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Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi
tumhre sath farar ho jaye...

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jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab.
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Aap Ko Kissi Unknown Number
Se Ek Sms Aa Sakta Hai
Jis Se Aapki Mobile Screen
Pe Meri Photo Aa Jaye Gi.
Please Dekhay Bina Delete Kar Dain
Kyon Kay Pehlay He Bahut Se
Log Deewanay Ho Chukay Hain.
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I think you are very careless!
U come & leave things behind!
See now what u have left?
U just came in my mind and
left a smile on my face.
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Heart Beat Are Countless,
Spirits Are Ageless
dreams R Endless,
Memories Are Timeless And
A Friend Like U Is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless.
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This morning, an angel asked me 
to go to heaven with him
but I refused.
there is no signal.
How can I text you?
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I Know You Think I"m Cute,
I Know You Think I"m Fine,
But Like The Other Guys,
Take A Number And Wait In Line!
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Think about it:
I'm not scared of proposing a girl
But,
I'm scared abt,
what wud happen if she agrees..?
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
spontaneous, good-looking,
nice, charming, funny, well...
Enough about ME!
How about you?
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Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!
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from dust, sunrise and other such things,
then apply Master Paints exterior emulsion
with 7 years guarantee!
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Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
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Hi, How Are You...?
Are You Free Tomorrow..?
Can You Come To Me..?
Because Tomorrow We Are Opening New
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Mental Hospital
Admission Free, Special Offer For You.

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Today Is International Handsome Boys
And Beautiful Girls Day!
So Send This Message To Someone
Who Looks Smart And Cute...
Be True.. Don't Cheat Like Me.
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Today night I would like to
kiss you and bite you strongly.
Do you accept this??
waiting for your permission
yours lovingly Mosquito.
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Ladki-Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi He Kya?
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Ladka-He Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu!
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Ladki-Matlab?
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Ladka-Meri Behen Ko Bhabhi Chahiye.!
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Boy: Do you wanna Go Out Wid Me??
Girl: No... Never
Boy: Did U hear wt I Just Said ??
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Then Tell me wt I Said
Girl: Do You wanna Go Out wid ME??
Boy: Yeah Ofcourse.

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Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is...
Like wise you don't know 'how good you are,
but I know 'how special you are'
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I Asked God For A Flower,
He Gave Me A Garden
I Asked For A Tree,
He Gave Me A Forest,
I Asked For A River,
He Gave Me An Ocean,
I Asked For An Angel,
He Gave Me You.
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boy : give me book
girl : which book u want?
boy : no no book means
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B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.
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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful?
Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
All False
Girls Look Beautiful Because
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Boys Have Good Imagination.
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Think Big,
Think Smart,
Think Positive,
Think Beautiful,
just Stop?
It's too long for you.
So, in short "Just Think About Me".
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Whenever U Feel Sadness In Your Heart,
Blackness In Your Eyes,
Paleness On Your Face,
Fragrance In Your Body,
It Shows U Are
Suffering Lack Of Vitamin "Me".
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Difference between good girls
and very good girls.
Good girls open few buttons
when environment is hot.
Very good girls open all buttons
to make environment hot.
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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!
No we cant disturb our Boss...
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What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey will save this message
& Donkey will delete this message
Choice is urs........
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I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear,
That Lay Upon Your Bed,
So Everytime You Cuddled
It, You Cuddled Me Instead.
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Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of me.
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Don't send any messages,
I don't want to see you,
hear your voice, think of you,
coz my doctor advised me 2
keep away from Sweets.

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Those Who Can't Have U Hate You,
Those Who Have You Can't Handle You,
Those Who Abuse You Lose You, &
Then There Are Those Like Me
Who Just Can't Refuse U!
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I have had a really bad day and
it always makes me feel better to
see a pretty girl smile.
So,
would you smile for me?
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