Funny Romantic Shayari Joke 2016

NA Ishq, NA PyAr, NA
MohAbbAt YAro, DevdAs Ki
MAfik JAn MAt Do YAro,
ApnA To Ek Hi Usul He YAro,
NA ChAndrAmukhi NA PAAro
Jo Dikhe Us PAr Line MAAro.........#####
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PyAAr Ke Geet GAyenge Hum,
Apni Ek NAyi DuniyA BAsAAyenge
Hum, Jo In HAwAAon Se DiyA
Bujh GAyA, Unhe Bech KAr
Philips Ke Bulb LAyenge Hum.........#####.........#####...??
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DhAdkAn Dil Ki Ruk JAti HAi,
SAnse AksAr ThAm JAti HAi,
BAhut Buri HAlAt Hoti HAi
YAAro, JAb Girlfriend Se ShAdi
KArne Ki NAubAt AAti HAi.........#####...?? :D
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SitAron Se Agey JAhAn Aur Bhi
Hein, Abhi MohAbhAt K ImthAn
Aur Bhi Hein, Tum Hi Nehi
JAlAtey Mere Dil Ko CollAge
Mein LAdkiyAn Aur Bhi Hein.........#####
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ItnA KhubsurAt KAise MuskurA
Lete Ho, ItnA QAtil KAise
ShArmA Lete Ho Kitni
AAsAni Se JAAn Le Lete Ho.........#####
Kisi Ne SikhAyA HAi YA
BAchpAn Se Hi KAmyAy Ho.........#####
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AgAr Tum KAho To TumhAre
Liye AAsmAn Se ChAnd TAAre
Tor LAun, AgAr Tum KAho To
TumhAre Liye AAsmAn Se
ChAnd TAAre Torr LAun,
Lekin Tum UnkA KArogi KiyA?

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AAlAm Yeh HAi K BArish Ab
ThAmni ChAhiye, KAle BAdAlo
Se NAyi Roshni Ab NikAlni
ChAhiye, Sirf ShAyAri KArnA
Mere ZindAgi KA MAksAd NAhi
YAro, 2 Din Se BAlcony Me
LAtAk RAhi UnderweAr Bhi
Toh Sukhni ChAhiye.........#####.........#####
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Won Kehte Thi MAine Tumhe
Apne Dil Me Lock Kr DiyA,
GAur FArmAiyegA.........#####.........#####.........#####
Won Kehte Thi MAine Tumhe
Apne Dil Me Lock Kr DiyA,
Aur AAj Usene FAcebook Pe
HAmein Block KAr DiyA.........#####
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AAhAt Koi Ho To LAgtA HA K
Tum Ho, SAAyA Koi Lehrye To
LAgtA HA K Tum Ho, Ab Khud
He BAAtoo, JAAn E MAAn Tum
Kise Bhoot Se KAm Ho.........#####.........#####.........#####...??
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ThokAr KhAkAr GungunAnA
Hi ZindAgi HAi, GAm
PeekAr MuskurAnA Hi ZindAgi
HAi, Ek LAdki DhokA De
De Toh Koi BAAt NAhi,
SAb Kuch Bhul KAr Dusri
PAtAnA Hi ZindAgi HAi.........#####.........#####
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DenA HAi Dil DAAn Mein.........#####
WAh WAh
DenA HAi Dil DAAn Mein.........#####
WAh WAh
HAi Koi LAdki
AApke DhyAn Mein?
(“,)>
/( )
.........#####.........#####Jl
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Dil Ke ArmAAno Ko Hum
NAhi BAtAte KhwAbo K Phool
Hum NAhi SAjAte HumAri Ek
PAsAnd Se KAhin Tut NA
JAye HAzAro Dil TAbi To
Hum Koi Girlfrnd Nhi BAnAte.........#####

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Sms KArenge Hum Ek Duje
Ko BAri BAri, HAme LAgti
HAi Ye RAsAm BAdi PyAri,
Ye Sms Milte Hi Ek Sms
Bhej DenA, Kyunki HAme
Bilkul PAsAnd NAhi UdhAri.........#####
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Mere Sms Ke ChArche JAhAn
Meim Hone LAge, Log Mere
DiwAne Hone LAge, KhushnAsib
Ho Tum Jo Tumhe Sms Mile,
Jise NAhi Mile Wo Mobile
PAtAk Ke Rone LAge...??
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ZindAgi Apni MAsti MAy JiyA
KAro Ishq BAhut BurA HAi NA
KiyA KAro Tum ApnA PurA DhyAn
CAreer PAr Mod Do Ishq Aur Apni
Girlfriend Ko, Mujh PAr Chor Do...??
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NA Mujhe Kisi KA Dil
ChAhiye, NA Mujhe JAmAne
Se Koi AAs HAi, Jo ApnA
SAmAjh KAr Apni Girlfriend
Se 1 kiss DilwA De, Mujhe
To Us Dost Ki TAlAsh HAi.........#####.........#####
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Ek BAAr NAhi HAr BAAr DekhA,
Phul Ek BAAr SAo BAAr PhekA,
MAin ThA PlAy Boy LAdkA,
MerA NAshA To TAb UtrA YAro
JAb Uski BAAp Mere SAr
PAr DAndA Se ThokA.........#####.........#####.........#####

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Wo Gori HAi Uski Zulfe HAi
KAli, Wo PAri HAi YA PAriyo
Ki RAni, Uski HAr BAAt HAi
NirAli, PAr KyA KAru YAAro
Wo LAdki Kisi Aur Ne PAtAli.........#####

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Tu Apne Dil KA Don HAi,
Tu Mere Liye 1core Ki
LoAn HAi, KAmine Kitni
LAdkiyo Ke SAth GhumtA
FirtA HAi, KAm Se KAm Ye
To BAtA, Inme Se Meri
BhAbhi KAun HAi.........#####
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NA Mujhe KisikA Dil ChAhiye,
NA Mujhe Kisi KA Dosti ChAhiye,
Jo ApnA SAmAjh KAr Apni
Girlfrnd Se Setting KArwA
De, Mujhe Us SAchhe Dosti
Ki Dosti ChAhiye.........#####
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Life Me Jisko HotA HAi Gum
Woh PitA HAi Rum, Ankhn E
Jiske Ho TeAr Woh PitA HAi
Beer, Jisko Love LAgtA HAi
Risky Woh PitA GAi Wisky,
To Piyo Wine Aur MAro Line.........#####
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TumhAre Ankhein KAbhi NAm
NA Ho, TumhAre Zindegi Mein
Koi GAm NA Ho, Tumko Mile
KismAt Se Aisi DhulhAn, Jiski
WAjAn 200 Kilo Se KAm NA Ho.........#####
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Arj KiyA HAi K HAsnA To
LAdkiyon Ki AdA HAi
WAh WAh
HAsnA To LAdkiyon Ki AdA
HAi Jo NA SAmje Vo GAdhA
HAi WAh WAh
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Arz HAi.........#####.........#####
KApde SilvAne Ho To Dhund
Lo DArji.........#####.........#####

WAh WAh.........#####.........#####

ErshAd ErshAd.........#####.........#####

Ki KApde SilvAne Ho To Dhund
Lo DArji.........#####.........##### Aur
NAngu Pungu GhumnA Ho To,
AApki MArji...?? :P

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Mere Dost Tum Bhi LikhA
KAr ShAyri TumhArA Bhi NAAm
Ho JAyegA.........#####.........##### JAb Tum PAr Bhi
PAdenge Ande Aur TAmAtAr To
SAAm Ki SAbji KA IntzAAm
Ho JAyegA.........#####
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Ye Jo HAsino Ke BAAl Hote
HAi.........#####.........##### LAdko Ko FAsAne Ke
JAAl Hote HAi, JAne Kitno
KA Khoon PiyA HogA Inhone
TAfi To Inke Honth LAAl Hote HAi.........#####
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HAm Aise AAshiq Jo GulAAb
Ko KAmAl BAnA Denge, Unki
HAr AdA Pe GAjAl BAnA Denge,
AgAr Wo AAjAye Meri ZindAgi
Me To LAlu Ki KAsAm BihAAr
Me B TAjmAhel BAnA Denge,
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Ishq Ke KhAyAl BAhut HAi
ishq Ke ChArche BAhut HAi
sochte HAi HAm B KAr Le
Ishq.........#####.........##### pAr Sunte HAi Isme
KhArche BAhut HAi.........#####.........#####
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ZindAgi HAmAri SitAm Ho
GAyi.........#####.........##### Khushi NA JAne KAhA
DAfAn Ho GAyi.........##### BAhut LikhA
KhudA Ne Logoe Ki KishmAt.........#####
PAr HAmAri BAri AAyi To,
SihAyi Hi KhAtAm Ho GAyi.........#####.........#####
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MohAbbAt Dil Ko AAwArA BAnA
Deti HAi.........#####.........##### GArdish Me RAhne
WAlA SitAArA BAnA Deti HAi.........#####.........#####
Ye Apni HAd Me RAhe To Thiq
HAi WArnA.........#####.........##### Kisi Ko MAmmi
Kisi Ko PApA BAnA Deti HAi.........#####

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Ishq Me Ye AnzAAm AAyA HAi.........#####
HAAth PAir Toote Muh Se Khoon
AAyA HAi HospitAl Me PAhunche
To Nurse Ne FArmAyA.........##### BAhAro
Phool BArsAuo MerA MAhboob
AAyA HAi.........#####.........#####
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Dil DiA ThA Jisko DiwAni SAmAj KAr
Dil DiA ThA Jisko DiwAni SAmAj KAr
KhA Gyi Dil Ko BiryAni SAmjh KAr
1 AAsu Bhi Nhi ChhodA Us BewAfAA Ne,
Use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbu PAni SAmjh Kr.........#####.........#####.........#####
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Dil Do To Kisi Ek Ko,
Aur Do To Kisi Nek Ko,
Jo SAmjhe PyAAr Ke
MAtlAb Ko, JAb TAk SAcchA
DildAr NA Mile,
Try KArte RAho HAr Ek Ko.........#####
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MountAin Dew Peene Se Ud JAtA HAi FeAr.........#####
BAsicAlly Ur Concepts R Not CleAr.........#####
WAh.........#####.........##### WAh.........#####.........#####

Dost Ne PuchA ExAm Me "5th Ans BAtAo"
MAine KAhA "Melody KhAo Khud JAAn JAo"

Ek Or Arz KiA HAi,
MAine PiyA AApkA Khoon.........#####
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon

BAs Ek Aur,
Apke PyAr Me PAgAl Ho GAye Peter.........#####
Ab Hero HondA Splendor 80km Per Litre.........#####
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Mehfil SAji Thi YAro Ki,
Sms KA ChAlA ThA DAur,
MAine Sms KiyA SAb Ko,
SAb Ne KiyA Shor, PAisA
MerA GAyA Aur SAre KAnjus
Kehte RAhe Ek Aur Ek Aur.........#####.........#####.........#####.........#####.........#####
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DeAdly Sher On SupermAn...??
Arz KiyA HAi
Ye MAnn BAhut Hi Super HAi
WAh WAh
Ye MAnn BAhut Hi Super HAi
Esliye To Eski ChAddi PAnt
Ke UpAr HAi.........#####

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HmAre Dil Ne ChAhA Tb Tb
AAp JAAge The, HmAre Dil
Ne ChAhA Tb Tb AAp JAAge The,
Q K Wo Hm Hi The Jo Apke
GhAr Ki GhAnti BjA K BhAAge The.........#####:
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Yon Hi Kisi Ke Dil Se NA
Khelow Ah WAh Yon Hi Kisi
Ke Dil Se NA Khelo JAb
BAike Me Pettrol DAlAne Ke
PAise NA Ho To Use Bech
KAr Cycle Hi Lelo.........#####.........#####.........#####?
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KAun KAhAtA H.........#####.........#####.........#####LAdki HAsi
MeAns FAsi Arz KiA H.........#####.........#####
MuskurAnA To HAr LAdki Ki
AdAA HAi, WAh WAh.........#####.........#####Use Jo
MAhAbbAt SAmjhe Wo
SAbse BAdA GAdhAA HAi.........#####.........#####.........#####
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Dil KA DArd Dil Todne WAley
KyA JAney, PyAr Ke RivAjon
Ko ZAmAne KyA JAney, Hoti
Kitni TAkleef LAdki PAtAne
MAin, Ye GhAr Pe BAithA
LAdki KA BAAp KiyA JAney.........#####
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AgAr MAnzil Ko PAnA HAi
To HonslA SAth RAkhnA
AgAr PyAAr Ko PAnA HAi
To EtbAAr SAth RAkhnA
AgAr HAmeshA MuskurAnA
HAi To DAAnt SAAf RAkhnA.........#####
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JArA SAmjho Apne Dil Ko
Ye KyA KAr RAhA He JArA
SAmjho Apne Dil Ko Ye
KyA KAr RAhA HAi, Dusre
Ki Biwi Ko ApnA SAmjh RAhA HAi.........#####

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HAm AAj Bhi Dil KA AAshiyAnA
SAjAne Se DArte HAin.........##### BAgo Me
Phool Khilne Se DArte HAin.........#####
HAmAri Ik PAsAnd Se Toot JAyenge
HAzAro Dil Dost.........#####.........##### TAbhi To AAj
Bhi HAm Girlfrnd PAtAne Se
DArte HAin.........#####.........#####
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FizAo Ke BAdAlne KA IntAzAr
NAhi KArte, Andhiyo Ke
Rukne KA IntAzAr NAhi KArte,
Sms KAr Dete HAi Hum HAr Roz,
Hum KAnjus Ke Sms KA
IntAzAr NAhi KArte.........#####

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ChAli JAAti HAi AAye Din
Woh BeAuty PArlour Me Yoon,
UnkA MAqsAd HAi MisAAl e
hoor Ho JAnA, MAgAr Ye BAAt
Kisi Begum Ki SAmAjh Me
Kyun NAhi AAti? Ki Mumkin Hi
NAhi Kishmish KA Phir
Se Angoor Ho JAnA...??...??
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DhAdkAn Dil Ki Ruk JAti
HAi, SAnse AksAr ThAm JAti
HAi, BAhut Buri HAlAt Hoti
HAi YAAro, JAb Girlfriend
Se ShAdi KArne Ki NAubAt AAti HAi.........#####.........#####...??...??
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JAb JAb Ghire BAdAl Teri
YAAd Ayi, JAb Jhoom Ke
BArsA SAwAn Teri YAAd Ayi,
JAb JAb Mein BhigA Teri
YAAd Ayi, Ab RAhA NAhin JAtA,
ChAtri LAutA De BhAi.........#####
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Vo AAj Bhi Hume Dekh KAr
MuskurAte HAin, Vo AAj Bhi
Hume Dekh KAr MuskurAte
HAin, Yeh To Unke BAchche
Hee KAminey HAin, Jo MAmA
MAmA Kehke BulAAte HAin.........#####

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Tere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne
Mere Dil KA Wicket GirA
DiyA, PAr Umpire UskA
BAAp ThA SAlA No BAll
KArAr De DiyA.........#####.........#####.........#####...??
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AAyA ThA Meri KAbAr Pe
DiyA JAlAne K Liye AAyA
ThA Meri KAbAr Pe DiyA
JAlAne K Liye
RAkhA HuA Phool Bhi Le GAyA
KAminA, Apni Lover Ko
MAnAne K Liye.........#####
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Yun NA Kisi K Dil Se Khelo,
Yun NA Kisi K Dil Se Khelo
JAb Sms Hi NAhi KArnA HAi
To Mobile Bech KAr RAdio
Hi Lelo.........#####.........#####
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Ankho Me NAmi Thi Aur
VitAmin Ki KAmi Thi.........#####
WAh WAh Jis Se RAAt
BhAr ChAting Ki Wo
Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi.........#####.........#####.........#####
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1 ShAyr Ne Arz KiA "Mehfil
Me HmAre Jute Kho Gye To
Hm GhAr Kese Jyenge" Mene
KAhA "JnAb Ap ShAyri To Shuru
Kro Itne Aynge Ki Gin Nhi Pyenge"
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Phoolon Ki MAhAk Ko ChurAyA
NAhi JAtA.........##### SurAj Ki Kirno Ko
ChhupAyA NAhi JAtA.........#####.........#####.........##### Kitni
Bhi Soni Ho Apni Girrlfrind.........#####.........#####
Dosron Ke Girrlfrind 
Ko BhulAyA NAhi JAtA.........#####.........#####.........#####.........#####?

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Ishq Me DAulAt SAAri NA
LutA DenA, Mummy PApA K
ArmAAn KhAAk Me NA MilA
DenA, GhAr Se Mile H PAise
SAbzi K Liye BetA, BAzAr
JAkAr JAnu KA RechArge
NA KrA DenA.........#####
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Woh Gori HAi Uski Zulfen HAi
KAli.........##### Wo PAri HAi YA PAriyo
Ki RAni.........##### Uski HAr BAAt HAi
NirAli.........##### PAr KyA KAru YAAro
Woh LAdki Kisi Aur Ne PAtAli.........#####.........#####.........#####
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AAp Ki BAAton Pe Dil HAAru
WAAh WAAh ...??
WAAh WAAh ...??...??
AAp Ki BAAton Pe Dil HAAru
WAAh WAAh ...??...??...??
WAAh WAAh ...??...??...??...??
Jis Din NAhi AAtA AApkA Sms
Dil KArtA HAi AApko PAtAk
PAtAk Ke MAAru Ab Bolo
WAAh WAAh ...??...??...??...??...??
WAAh WAAh ...??...??...??...??...??...??
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AArz KyA HAi.........#####.........#####.........#####
Wo Mile Mujhse Heeeeer Ki
TArhAAAA Test Me Thi Wo
Kheeeeer Ki TArhAAAA Dit Ke
PAAr Hoi Wo Teeeeer Ki TArhAAAA
Such Sucih Such Bol KAhi CillAr
De Ke BAgA To NAhi DeeyAAA
FAAkeeeeer Ki TArhAAAAA.........#####
MAjA HAyA.........#####.........#####.........#####.........#####
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NA JAAne KAb Koi TAArA Toot
JAAye, NA JAAne KAb Koi AAnsu
AAnkh Se Chut JAAye, Kuch PAl
HAmAre SAAth Bhi HAs Lo, NA JAAne
KAb TumhAre DAAnt Toot JAAye.........#####.........#####...??...??
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AAnkho Se AAnso ChAlAk PAde
Beroz GAri Ke Us AhsAAs Pe
GAAlib.........#####.........##### JAb GhAr WAli Ne KAhA
Ye Ji KhAli Hi BAithe Ho To
Ye MAtAr Hi Chheel Do
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IntArnet Pe LAdki PAtAi Aur
IntArnet Pe HogAyi SAgAi.........#####.........#####
IntArnet Pe HogAyA Dewos.........#####
Chlo Ise BAhAne To Ho GAyA
CompeutAr KA Kors.........#####.........#####.........#####
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MAi Uske PyAr Me BAn
GAyA BArf KA GolAA.........#####.........#####.........#####
MAi Uske PyAr Me BAn
GAyA BArf KA GolAA.........#####.........#####.........#####
Aur Wo BewAfA Bolti HAi
ThAndA MAtlAb CocAkolA.........#####
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Dil Ki BAAt Dil Me MAt
RAkhnA, Jo PAsAnd Ho Use
I Love You KehAnA, AgAr
Wo Gusse Me AA JAye To
DArnA MAt RAkhi NikAlnA
Aur KehnA PyAri BehnA Milte RehnA.........#####
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Ye Kis TArAh YAAd AA RAhe
Ho, AAnkhe BAnd HAi Fir Bhi
NAzAr AA RAhe Ho, NA JAAne
Kyu AisA LAgtA HAi, SAAmne
KhAre Ho, Aur Singh HilA RAhe Ho.........#####
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Arz KiyA HAi.........#####.........#####.........##### 
Itne KAmzor Hue Teri JudAAi Se.........#####
GAur FArmAAiyegAA,
Itne KAmzor Hue Teri JudAAi Se,
Ki Chiti Bhi Ab Khinch Le
JAAti HAi ChArpAAi Se.........#####

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AgAr MAnzil Ko PAAnA HAi
To HimmAt SAAth RAkhnA,
AgAr PyAr Ko PAAnA HAi To
AitwAAr SAAth RAkhnA,
AgAr HAmeshA MuskurAnA Ho
To Brush Aur Pest SAAth RAkhnA.........#####
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Dil DiA ThA Jisko DiwAni SAmAj KAr
Dil DiA ThA Jisko DiwAni SAmAj KAr
KhA Gyi Dil Ko BiryAni SAmjh KAr
1 AAsu Bhi Nhi ChhodA Us BewAfAA Ne,
Use Bhi Pee Gyi Nimbu PAni SAmjh Kr
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Dost Aye Thy QAbAr Pe DiA
JAlAne K Liye.........#####
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Gor FrmAiye,
.........#####
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Dost Aye Thy QAbAr Pe DiA
JAlAne K Liye.........#####.........#####.........#####
.........#####
RkhA HuA Phol B Le Gye KAminey
VAlentine DAy MAnAne K Liye :D
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SAlo SudhAr JAo :
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MAndir Me PujA KArtA Hu,
MAszid Me NAmAz PAdhAtA Hu,
InsAn Se BhAgAwAn NA BAn JAu,
Isliye FAcebook ChAlA
Ke Ek GunAh KArtA Hu.........#####
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RAngo Me Ghuli LAdki KyA
LAAl GulAbi HAi, Jo DekhtA
HAi KehtA HAi KyA MAAl GulAbi
HAi.........##### Pichle BArAs Tune Jo
BhigoyA ThA Holi Me Ab TAk
NishAni KA Wo RumAAl GulAbi HAi.........#####
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Arz KiyA HAi.........##### .........##### .........#####
ShAmA PArwAne Se Kuch Ke
RAhi HAi, ShAmA PArwAne Se
Kuch Ke RAhi HAi.........#####.........#####.........##### DArling
ZArA HAnky DenA Meri NAAk
BAhut Beh RAhi HAi.........#####

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KyA FAidA Oos Phool KA Jis
Me Khusboo NA Ho KyA FAidA
Oos AmAl KA Jis Me NAiki
NA Ho & KyA FAidA Oos Mobile
RAkhne KA Jis Se Sms NA Ho.........#####
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Jise Dekhu Dil Ki Dhuni
RAmAtA Are MAndir NAhi
ShAlA NAhi HAi HAsino Se
KAhdo KAhi Aur JAye MerA
Dil HAi Dil DhArmAshAlA NAhi.........#####.........#####.........#####
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Arj KiyA HAi, Yu NA Kisi K Dil
Se Khelo, WAh WAh.........#####.........#####.........##### Yu N Kisike
Dil se Khelo JAb Sms Hi NAhi
KArnA HAi, To Phone BechkAr
RAdio Hi Lelo.........#####.........#####
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BinA DArd Ke AAnsu BAhAyA
NAhi JAtA, BinA PyAAr Ke
Rishte NibhAye NAhi JAte,
KAnjuso Ek BAAt YAAd RAkhnA,
BinA Sms Kiye Sms PAAye
NAhi JAAte.........#####.........#####
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JAAne Wo Humse
KyA ChhupAti Thi,
.........#####
.........#####
Kuchh ThA Uske
Honth PAr MAgAr NAA 
JAAne Kyu ShArmAti Thi,
.........#####
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JAb Humne Mooh KhulwAyA
To PAtA ChAlA
SAAli Kuber SupAri KhAAti Thi.........#####
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Arz HAi
Cycle Aisi ChAlAo JisAkA PAhiyA
NA Ho CyAcle Aisi ChAlAo JiskA
PAhiyA NA Ho.........#####
Aur LAdki Aisi PAtAo JiskA
BhAiyA NA Ho.........#####

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