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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana......###
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai......###

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Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai......###
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge......###
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

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Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya......###
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein......###
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

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DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE......###
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

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Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

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Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain......###

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi......###
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi......###
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi......###

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PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI......###
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

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APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE......###
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE......###

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usne mehndi laga rakhi thi......###
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi......###
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai......###
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai......###

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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO......###
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO......###

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Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli......###
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki......###
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

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a shayri to tease a stranger beside u,
harri thi, manbhari thi, 
baju me baiti thi......###
ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, 
lekin public jo khadi thi......###

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai......###
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata ha

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de......###
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna......###
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii......###
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye......###

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain......###
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.......###

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Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad......###
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, 
ek tere jaa-ne ke baad......###

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai......###
pade bhi to kya pade......###
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri 
tasveer nazar ati hai......###

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega......###
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum

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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

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khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,
phool ne mali ko khas banaya,
chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,
kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya......###

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Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein

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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari......###
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega......###


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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya......###
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.......###

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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.......###
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

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Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge


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Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

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Door se dekha toh ek sher tha......###
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha......###
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha......###
isliye paas gaya hii nahi......###

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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi…

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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style......###
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi........###

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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….

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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno......###

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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar

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Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost......###
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna......###

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Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)

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Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai......###
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai......###


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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

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Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge......###
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle......###
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge......###

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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge......###
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna......###
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai......###
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai......###

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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain........###
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain........###
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq........###
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain........###

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Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.......###
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta......###

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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.......###.

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Julfo me foolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehare se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Mane kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai......###

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Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha.


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Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar


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Jab Tujhe Dekhu My Dil Start Flying
Mujhse Baat Kare I Keep Trying,
Jab Door Jaye I Felt Like Crying
Are Itna Tension Mat Le I Was Lying.


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Ap Ki Smile Ne Sare Jahan Ko Hila Diya......###
Coma Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya

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Zamane Bher Ki Ruswai Degai Hey Mujhe......###
Itni Menhat Ki Ye Kamai De Gai Hey Mujhe
Wo Lafz Jis Se Hota Nahi Kuch Hasil......###
Wahi Ik Lafs BHAAII De Gai Hey Mujhe


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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.......###


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Ishq Kernai Walon Ka Yehi Anjam Hota Hai......###
Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai

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Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho......###

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Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega
Gam-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Ghalib
Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala......###
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala......###
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“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ......###


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A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!


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Kahin Andhaira To Kahin Shaam Hogi
Meri Her Khushi Tere Naam Hogi
Kuch Mang K To Daikh Humse
Bijli, Pani K Bill Or Qarz Main Dubi
Property Tere Naam Ho Gi


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Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya


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Woh ayee thi Chicago, meri dost ki biwi bankar,
American lifestyle ki zindagiyon may kahin kho gayi,
Microsoft se ek chota sa offer kya aa gaya,
Naa sirf hum doston ko chod, balki apne pathi ko bhi chod kar settle chali gayi.


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Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha......###
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, 
“Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”.......###


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Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode..
Akbar Ne Kharide 3-3 Ghode..
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Aja Aja Dil Nichode ….
Raat Ki Matki Phode…

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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai......###
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai......###

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Pyaar baarish ki bundho ki tarah hai,
Jikso chune ki khwaish mein......###
Hatheliyan to gili ho jaati hain,
Par haath hamesha khali hi rehti hain......###

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Manzil kay hai, rasta kya hai,
hausla hai to fasla kya hai......###
vo saja dekar door jaa baithe,
kis se puchhun ki meri khata kya hai......###

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Kisi ke dil mein basna bura to nahi......###
Kisi ko dil mein basana khata to nahi
Hain ye zamane ki nazar me bura to kiay hua
Zamane wale bhi insan hai khuda to nahi........###

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Chandni raat sahil ko diwana bana deti hai…
shamma parwane ko jala deti hai........###
Ishaq aisi chiiz hai......###
jo achcho achcho ko roola deti hai......###

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Tumar Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka......###
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka
Akhon Tumi Kaita Poro Amai System Koira......###
Eccha Kora Size Koira Day Bondo Tura Doira!

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Apne saaye se bhi ashkon ko chupa kar rona......###
Jab bhi rona to chiragon ko bujha kar rona
Jahan chot khana wahan muskurana......###
Magar is ada se ke roye sara zamana…

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Gam na ho whan jhan ho afsana apka,
khusiyan dhundti rhe asshiyana aapka,
wo wqt hi na aaye jb aap udas ho,
ye duniya bhula na ske muskurana apka......###

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Jab chla chor k batlane ki zehmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala......###

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Apke aane se khil gaya hai aangan......###
aapke saath se jhoom untha hai gagan
aap ho isiliye khush hai sara chaman......###
aur aapse pyar karne ko hum lenge hazaron janam…

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Thi woh koi ladki ya thi woh koi bala......###
dil uski khoobsoorti mein toh hai bas dhala
kuch lamho ke deedar ke aage na ye dil chala
jaise hua koi jadoo ya dikhayi kisi ne kala......###

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Saja kar apni hi aankh hazaar chehron pe
kiya hai maine sada aitbaar chehron pe......###
main teri bazm me kis – kis se dushmani leta
likha tha naam tera be-shumaar chehron pe......###

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Taras gaye apke deedar ko......###
phir bhi dil aap hi ko yaad karta hai
humse khusnaseeb to apke ghar ka aaina hai
jo har roz apke husn ka deedar karta hai......###

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Pakar tumhe sapne sach lagne lage......###
ajnabi se the jo kabhi aaj apne lagne lage
hota nahin yakin khud ki kismat par......###
dhadkane hote bhi woh jaan lagne lage......###

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Yaadon ki keemat woh kya jaane,
jo khud hi yaadon ko mita diya karte hain........###

Yadoon ki keemat toh unse puchho........###
jo yaadon ke sahaare zindagi bita diya karte hain ......###


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ghum nhí hamks unkí ?aadsn m? ?un hí jí?? jaan? ka, 
kuch ts ?at hsgí js hm? apna man kr ?hí kah nhí pa?? 

a?? khuda mat ?h?jna hamaín jannat marn? k? ?aad, 
js uskí ?aahsn m?ín hum ?k ?hí raat ss nahín paa?

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Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham......###
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham…

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Saamne na ho to tarasti hai aankhe,
Yaad me teri barasti hai aankhei......###
Mere liye nahi inke liye hi aa jaao,
Aap ka bepanaah intezaar karti hain aankhe ......###

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Khwabon mein jeena jab aadat ban jaati hai,
Haqeekat ki dunia berang nazar aati hai,
Koi intezar karta hai zindagi ke liye,
Aur kisi ki zindagi intezar mein guzar jati hai.

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Is Tarah Dil Me Samaoge Malum Na Tha
Dil Ko Itna Tadpaoge Malum Na Tha......###
Socha Tha Dur Ho Or YAAD Nhi Aoge
Magar Is Kadar YAAD Aaoge Malum Na Tha.......###

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Is duniya me sab kuch BIKTA hai......###
Fir judaai hi kyon RISHWAT nahi leti....
MARTA nahi koi kisi se JUDA ho kar
Bas YAADEN hain jo JEENE nahi deti.......###

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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyaar kiya karte the
Yaad unhe din-raat kiya karte the......###
Ab un raahon se guzra nahi jaata
Jahan baith kar unka intzaar kiya karte the......###

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Are main to jaankar bhi tujh jaise patthar se takra jaaungi

Tumse takra kar apne aap ko shishe sa bikhra jaaungi......###

Mana ki patthar hoon ghayal to nahi kar sakti aapko......###

Par fir bhi yakin hai thode bahut nishan to bana jaaungi.

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Koi Chala Gaya Door To Kya Karein......###
Koi Mita Gaya Sab Nishan To Kya Karein,
Yaad Aati Hai Ab Bhi Unki Hume Had Se Jyada,
Wo Yaad Na Kare To Kaya Kare.......###

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Kabhi Ek Lamha Aisa bhi Aata Hai,
Jisme beeta Hua kal Nazar ata Hai,
Bas Yaadein Reh Jati Hai Yaad krne K Liye,
Aur Waqt Sab Kuch Leke Guzar Jata Hai......###

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Bichad gaye hai jo unka sath kya mangu......###
zara si umar hai gam se nijat kya mangu 
wo sath hote to hoti zrurate bhi hume 
Akeli jaan k liye kaynat kya mangu......###

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Zindgi Ki Rah Ma Rasty Badal Jaty Hen......###
Waqt Ki Andhi Ma Insan Badal Jaty Hen
Sochty Hen Tumhe Itna Yad Na Karen Lekin......###
Ankh Band Karty He Irady Badal Jaty Hen

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Banke ajnabi mile the zindagi ke safar mein,
In yadon ke lamhon ko mitayenge nahi......###
Agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
To vaada hai hum bhi aapko bhulayenge nahi.......###

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Tujhe bhuli,teri yaado ko na bhula payi,
saare sansar jeeti,ek tujhse na jeet payi......###
teri yaado me aisi khoyi,
kisi ko yaad na kar paayi......###
tune mujhe is kadr chhod diya ki,
kisi ki aaj tak ho naa paayi......###

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Hum Aap Ki Har Cheez Se Pyar Kar Lenge,
ApKi Har Baat Par Aitbaar Kar Lenge........###
Bas Ek Bar Keh Do Ki Tum Sirf Mere Ho,
Hum Zindagi Bhar AapKa Intezar Kar Lenge.......###

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Pucho na us kagaj se,jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte
hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai,
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi......###
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai

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Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai,
aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,
aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain......###
jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate

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Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge......###
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge......###

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Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey........###
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey........###
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

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Mandir mein jap karta hoon......###
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun......###
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga......###
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga......###

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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki......###
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi......###
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.......###

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