Funny Shayari 2017

Sab kehte hain hum hain shayar bekaar....!!!
Petrol se bhi jo na chale aise hain hum wo car....!!!
Saari duniya me ek hi to hai aap jaisa....!!!
Jisko taarif k liye keh sakoon thanks yaar....!!!


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Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par....!!!
dil mien junoon tha....??aankhoon mien khoon tha....!!!
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya....!!!
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha…?



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Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah....!!!
Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah....!!!
Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah....??



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Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai....!!!
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai....!!!
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare....!!!
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..



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Julfo me foolo ko saja ke aayi hai....!!!
Chehare se dupatta utha ke aayi hai....!!!
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho....!!!
Mane kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai....??


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Sitaro me aap....!!! Hawao me aap....!!! Fizao me aap....!!!
Baharo me aap....!!! Dhop me aap....!!! Chaaon me aap....!!!
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota....??



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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..



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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain....!!!
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain....!!!
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil....!!!
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain....??



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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..



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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi....??
Dooor se dekhaaa....?? to kuchh dikha nahi....??
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi....??

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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha....??
Dooor se dekha....?? to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa....??
Paas jake dekha to....?? suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.

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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya....?? to bheeg gaya.

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Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!!


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Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai....!!!
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti....!!!
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai....!!!
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti....??



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Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta....??



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Jindagi behaal hai....!!!
Sur hai naa taal hai....!!!
Msgbox bhi kangal hai....!!!
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai....!!!
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri....!!!
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai....??



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Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge....??



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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge....!!!
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge....!!!
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ....??....??....!!!
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge....??


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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai....??



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Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai....!!!
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai....!!!....!!!
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai ....??



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Arz Hai....??
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene....!!! Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai....??



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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna....!!!
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna....!!!
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat....!!!
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna....??



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Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)


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Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai....!!!
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai....!!!
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai....!!!
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai....?? :)



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Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai....!!!
Humne uski doli sajai hai....!!!
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!



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Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho....!!!
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho....!!!
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga....!!!
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho....??



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Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.


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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega....??



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Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ....??
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ....??
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ....??
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..



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Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai....!!!
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai....!!!
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost....!!!
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai....??

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Jab bhi hota hain deedar....!!!
dil dhadakta hai baar baar....!!!
par yeh sochkar kehte hain....!!!
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar....??

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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha....!!!
thoda nai besumar kiya tha....!!!
dil tut kar reh gaya....!!!
jab usne kaha....!!!aree Maine to Majak kiya tha....??

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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno....!!!
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno....!!!
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno ....??

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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye....!!!
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye....!!!
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye....!!!
ki unke haath peele ho gaye....??.

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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..

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Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai....!!!
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain....!!!
Zamana teji ka hai....!!!
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana....!!!
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!

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Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .

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Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ....!!!
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho....!!!
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.

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Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ....!!!
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ....!!!
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ....!!!
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi....??.

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Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi....!!!
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge....!!!
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai....!!!
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge....??..



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Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo....!!!
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo

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Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

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Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge....!!!
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge....!!!
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

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Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

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Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi....??

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Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai....!!!
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai....!!!
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur....!!!
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

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Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai....!!!
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai....!!!
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya....!!!
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai....!!!
Agar Mumtaj ho toh....??

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Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno....!!!
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.



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Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi....!!!
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil....!!!
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam....!!!
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi....!!!
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.



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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen....!!!
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

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Ittefaq se hum mile....!!!
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye....!!!
Ittefaq se hum dost bane....!!!
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi....!!!
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte....!!!
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte....!!!
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho....!!!
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

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Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu....!!!
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu....!!!
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me....!!!
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai....!!!
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai....!!!
Par hai re meri futi kismat....!!!
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu....!!!
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu....!!!
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya....!!!
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya....!!!
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi....!!!
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.



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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me....!!!
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me....!!!
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me....!!!
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi....!!!
free SMS ki scheme me.

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai....!!!
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai....!!!
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah....!!!
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning

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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane....!!!
Dil tute to Maikhane bane....!!!
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane....??

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum....!!!
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum....!!!
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum....!!!
Par jo bhi ho yar....!!! Dost Jhakaas ho tum....??

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Lehar aati hai....!!! kinare se palat jati hai....!!!
yaad aati hai....!!! dil mein simat jati hai....!!!
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai....!!!
lehar bewaqt aati hai....!!! aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega....!!!
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ....!!!
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ....!!!
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai....!!!
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ....!!!
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai....??


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Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya....!!!
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya....!!!
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein....!!!
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein.



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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega....??



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Arz hai....??.
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota....??

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain....!!!
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....??.
Santa Singh....??Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai....!!!
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai....!!!
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone....!!!
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

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Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

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usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

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APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

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Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya....!!!
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai....!!!
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

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Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

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PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi....!!!
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi....!!!
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki....!!!
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi....??

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

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Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain....!!!
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain....!!!
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro....!!!
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

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Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge....!!!
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge....!!!
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me....!!!
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

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DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

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Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai....!!!
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai....!!!
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

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Tum door sahi majboor sahi....!!!
par yaad tumhari aati hai....!!!
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

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DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM
AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE
YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO
BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

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Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein....!!!
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

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Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai....!!!
Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai....!!!
Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge....!!!
Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

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Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se

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Pehle karte hum dost baatein cafe mein
Peetay the coffee waghera cafe mein

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Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se

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Khoob hoti thi masti cafe mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar ho gaya hai telephone chatting se
Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se

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Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein
humse chatting se

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Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai English
kharab chatting se Hoti thi
bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain
ab chatting se


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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai....!!!
chehray pe khoob Smile hai....!!!
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai....!!!
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho....!!!
Ye kon sa STYle hai

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Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

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Kya leke aye they....!!!
Kya lekar jaoge....!!!
Mujhe SMS na karke....!!!
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

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jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye....!!!
zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye....!!!
sms karny per paise lagty hain
magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye;)

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Dil jab tutta ha to awaz nahe ati
har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe
or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.

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Kya leker aye the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya....??. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge
?

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Tum aaye zindgi me kahani bankar....!!!
tum aaye zindgi me raat ki chandni bankar....!!!
Bassa lete hai jinhe hum aankho me
wo aksar nikal jate hai aankho se panni bankar.

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Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai....!!!
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai....!!!
jo dil ke sare dard baant le....!!!
aisa dost zindagi mein kam milta hai....??....??....??.!

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Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le....!!!
mujè yaad rakh ‘beshak naam na le....!!!
tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe....!!!
meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..

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Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai
Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai.
Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi
Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.

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Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah.

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1pal ka ehsaas bankar aate ho tum....!!!
dusre hi pal khusbhu ki tarah ud jate ho tum....!!!
jante ho DAR lagta hai TANHIYO se HUME....??.
Fir bhi “TANHA” hume chod jate ho tum

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Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya....!!!
aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia....!!!
hum to vaise bhi akele the....!!!
kya hua agar aapne ehsaas dila diya.

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Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai....!!!
Pyar mein wo log gunah karte hai....!!!
Ishq woh janoon hai jisme diwane....!!!
Apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hain.

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Unka waada hai ki vo laut ayenge....!!!
issi umeed par hum jiye jayenge....!!!
yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyaara hai....!!!
kar rahe the....!!! kar rahe hai or kiye jayenge.

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Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ....!!!
log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ....!!!
dil mein rakha hai unko ....!!!
log na jane kyon juda kehte hain

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Pucho na us kagaj se....!!!jis pe hum dil ke bayan likhte
hai.Tanhayino me beeti baate tamam likhte hai....!!!
Wo Kalam bhi dewani ho gayi....!!!
jis se hum AAP ka Naam likhte hai

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Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai....!!!
aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai....!!!
aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain....!!!
jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate



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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana....??
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana....??
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai....??

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Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye....!!!
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye....??

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi....!!!
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi....!!!
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho....!!!
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai....!!!
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki....!!!
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga....!!!
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga....!!!
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha....!!!
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

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Mandir mein jap karta hoon....!!!
Masjid mein adab karta hoon....!!!
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Hotho se jo choo liya....!!!
Ehsaas Aab tak hai....!!!
Aankhe Nam hai....!!! Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain....??
Aur kyo na ho....?? Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi....??’hai....??

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Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”....!!!
Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”....!!!
Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”....!!!
AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!


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