Funny_Shayari 2017


हम दिलफेक आशिक़ है....!!! हर काम में कमाल कर दे....!!!
जो वादा करे वो पूरा हर हाल में कर दे....!!!
क्या जरुरत है जानू को लिपस्टिक लगाने की....!!!
हम चूम-चूम के ही होंठ उसके लाल कर दे !!


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Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de....!!!
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de....!!!
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat....!!!
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de....!!!





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तेरी दुनिया में कोई गम ना हो....!!!
तेरी खुशियाँ कभी कम न हो....!!!
भगवान तुझे ऐसी आइटम दे....!!!
जो अग्निपथ की चिकनी चमेली से कम ना हो !!





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मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है....!!!
कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है....!!!
मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?
उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरी पटानी है!!





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बेझिझक मुस्कुराये जो भी गम है....!!!
जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है....!!!
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है....!!!
जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है।





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ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।





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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai....!!!
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai....!!!
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun....!!!
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai....!!!....!!!


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उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है।
वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है
सोचता हूं काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूं।
कमबख्त सैलेरी देख के ख्यालात बदल जाते हैं





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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai....!!!
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai....!!!
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko....!!!
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai....!!!







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कमजोर दिल वाले ईसे ना पढें…....!!! खतरनाक शायरी 

खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
वाह वाह
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था ...?






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जभी मिलती है inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो....!!!....!!!
कब आउंगा में online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो....!!!....!!!
बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो…
गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे sorry बोलती है वो…
मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो …
google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो....!!!....!!!







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Arz hai....!!!....!!!
Pink lips are the girls beauty....!!!
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty....!!!
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty....!!!




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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun....!!!
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana....!!!....!!!
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo (girls) ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana....!!!
eh jo ladkiyon (girls) ke baal hote hai....!!!
ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai....!!!
Khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara....!!!
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki (girl) Bhula Dunga....!!!
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa....!!!
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga....!!!
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai....!!!....!!!
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…
Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par....!!!....!!!
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Kyunki
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Darr ke aage Jeet hai....!!!
Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai....!!!
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai....!!!
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai....!!!....!!!
Funny Shayari for Girls
Ajib hai nakhre tere....!!!
Ajib hai tera style....!!!
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin aur haath mein hai mobile!




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Cham Cham kar ke aayi....!!!
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi....!!!
Main Sindoor leke khada raha....!!!
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi....!!!
Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon....!!!
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon....!!!
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na....!!!
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon....!!!





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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho....!!!
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho....!!!
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho....!!!
Kisi ne sikhaya hai....!!!....!!! ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? 






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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho....!!!
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho....!!!
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho....!!!
Kisi ne sikhaya hai....!!!....!!! ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?





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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai....!!!
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai....!!!
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro....!!!
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! 






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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad....!!!
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad....!!!
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad....!!!
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad! 😜 😝







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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se....!!!
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye....!!!
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas....!!!
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!







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मेरी कब्र के पास Wi-Fi जरूर लगाना....!!!
क्योंकि मेरे दोस्त इतने कमीने है ....!!!....!!!
कि Wi-Fi यूज करने के लिए....!!! जरूर मेरे पास आएगे....!!!....!!!




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तेरी कमर पर हाथ रक्खा था ....!!!....!!!
नियत का फिसल कर नीचे सरकना तो लाज़मी था
आयेंगे 🚶 तेरी गलि में चाहे देर क्यू न हो जाये।
करेंगे मोहब्बत  तुझसे हि चाहे जेल क्यू न हो जाये
तु Hike‬ की रानी....!!!....!!! मे ‪Facebook‬ का राजा....!!!....!!!
मिलना है तो ‪Whatsapp‬ पे आजा....!!!....!!!
गिरा दे जितना पानी है तेरे पास ऐ बादल....!!!
ये प्यास किसी की लेने से बुझेगी तेरे बरसने से नहीं....!!!....!!!!! ? ?
अगर इश्क़ करो तो अदब-ऐ-वफ़ा भी सीखो....!!!
यु दोस्त के रूम पर ले जाकर ठोकना मोहब्बत नही होती....!!!....!!! ? ?
कोई ? माल में खुश है कोई सिर्फ ? दाल में खुश है
खुशनसीब है वो लोग....!!!....!!! जो हर हाल में ☺ खुश है....!!!....!!!!! ?
ईंट पर ईंट चढ़ता है तो ‘दीवार’ बन जाता है....!!!
और....!!!....!!! लड़की पर लड़का चढ़ता है तो ‘परिवार’ बन जाता है।
हमारी तो किस्मत ही कुछ ऐसी निकली
जमींन मिली तो बंजर Admin मिला तो कंजर ?






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निगाहों से निगाहें मिला कर तो देखो....!!!
कभी किसी लड़की को पटा कर तो देखो।
हसरतें दिल में दबाने से क्या फ़ायदा....!!!
अपने हाथों से ज़रा दबा कर तो देखो।







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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam....!!!
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge....!!!
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi....!!!
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge....!!!







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Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko....!!!
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar....!!!
Khuda Se Puchha Maine....!!!....!!!
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya....!!!....!!!
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai....!!!







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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai....!!!
Na Kuch Khane-Peene....!!! Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai....!!!
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti....!!!
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai....!!!




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वो बेवफा होती तो यारों बात और थी
उसकी वफ़ा से ही दिल में जखम है।
हर दुसरे दिन उसका मैसेज आ जाता है
“मोबाइल रिचार्ज करा दो बैलेंस ख़तम है”







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***गर्मी के दोहे****

रहिमन कूलर राखिये… बिन कूलर सब सून।
कूलर बिना ना किसी को… गर्मी में मिले सुकून।।

एसी जो देखन मैं गया… एसी ना मिलया कोय।
जब घर लौटा आपणे… गर्मी में ऐसी-तैसी होय।।
बिजली का बिल देखकर… दिया कबीरा रोय।
कूलर एसी के फेर में… खाता बचा ना कोय।।
बाट ना देखिए एसी की… चला लीजिए फैन।
चार दिनों की बात है… फिर आगे सब चैन।।
पंखा झेलत रात गई… आई ना लेकिन लाईट।
मच्छर गाते रहे कान में… तक तना तंदूरी नाईट।।
गर्मी में बुझी-बुझी सूरत… जली-जली स्किन।
कन्या कोई न देखे मुड़के… आ गए ऐसे दिन।।






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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya....!!!
Kushbu tere sath laya....!!!
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya....!!!
Ke lagta hay ki....!!!
Aaj bhi tu....!!!....!!!
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’







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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein....!!!
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein....!!!
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein....!!!
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi....!!!
Free SMS ki scheme mein....!!!







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The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to
say…
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that....!!! “I’m not on WhatsApp”....!!!....!!!







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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge....!!!
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge....!!!
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna....!!!
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge....!!!







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Har taraf padhai ka saya hai....!!!
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai....!!!
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne....!!!
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai....!!!







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Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai....!!!....!!!
Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai....!!!....!!!
Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai....!!!....!!!
Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai....!!!....!!! 







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Kisi shayar ne kaha....!!!....!!!
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai....!!!
Kisi aashiq ne kaha....!!!....!!!
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai....!!!
Are dosto zindagi ka arth toh sirf voh bata sakta hai....!!!
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!







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Zindagi behaal hai....!!!
Sur hai na taal hai....!!!
Msg box bhi kangal hai....!!!
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai....!!!
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai....!!!




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Hume tumse Love hai....!!!....!!!
Please refuse na karna....!!!....!!!
Ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai....!!!....!!!
Please ise fuse na karna!!!







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Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai....!!!
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhul hai....!!!
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ....!!!....!!!
Aaj april fool hai....!!!







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Aisa dostana hamara....!!!
Main kashti tu kinara....!!!
Main dhanush tu teer....!!!
Main matar tu paneer....!!!
Main varsha tu badal....!!!
Main rajma tu chawal....!!!
Main hot tu cool....!!!
Main april tu fool....!!!





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Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho....!!!
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful....!!!
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho....!!!
To aayina kehta hai April Fool....!!!







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शहर का लडका गाव की लडकी पटाता है-

लडका: तुमको whatsapp चलाना आता है?
लडकी: नहीं....!!! पर तुम चलाना में पीछे बैठ जाउंगी...??







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Kinna sona tenu rab ne banaya
Wah wah
Kinna sona tenu rab ne bnaya....!!!....!!!
Wah Wah
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Mene tenu 20 din pehle ‘APRIL FOOL’ banaya!







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Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain....!!!....!!!
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain....!!!....!!!
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq....!!!....!!!
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain....!!!....!!!







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Sitaro mein aap....!!!
Hawao mein aap....!!!
Fizao mein aap....!!!
Baharo mein aap....!!!
Dhop mein aap....!!!
Chaaon mein aap....!!!
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota....!!!







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Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai....!!!....!!!

Aaj hai mangal....!!! kal tha peer....!!!....!!!

Wah wah…

Aja hai mangal....!!! kal tha peer....!!!....!!!

Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’....!!!







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Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai....!!!
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai....!!!
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban....!!!
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai!!







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Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai....!!!
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge....!!!
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee....!!!







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Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li....!!!
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li....!!!
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di....!!!
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li....!!!







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Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane....!!!
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane....!!!
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein....!!!
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane....!!!







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Unki gali se mera janaza nikla....!!!
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla....!!!
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage....!!!
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage....!!!







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ऐ खुदा हिचकियों में
कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता...??
अब कैसे पता करूँ कि
कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है....?







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Kisi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya!!
Wo kehta rehta tha....!!!
Pass kara du....!!! phone ghuma du....!!!....!!!
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Exams sar pe hai No....!!! jaruri hain yaar....!!!







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Winter Shayari (Crazy one) Arz kiya hai....!!!....!!!
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise....!!!....!!!
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise....!!!....!!!
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise....!!!....!!!
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise....!!!
Ki kar to li hai tune beta…....!!!
abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise....!!!....!!!







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Hansti thi hansaati thi....!!!
dil ko bahut bhati thi....!!!

dekh dekh sarmaati thi....!!!
phir andar se muskurati thi....!!!

aaj pata chala ke woh....!!!
khud toh pagal thi....!!!

mujhe bhi pagal banaati thi....!!!....!!!




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Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein roya jaye....!!!
Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye....!!!
Mera to yakeen hai....!!!
Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai....!!!
Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye....!!!







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Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se
Keh Rahi Hai....!!!
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai....!!!
Haath Chooro Jan....!!!....!!!
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai....!!!
Happy Winter Season
Aaaa…....!!!chhii







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Winter Ka Zamana Hai....!!!
Msg Karke Apko Satana Hai....!!!
Mmusam Bhi Diwana Hai....!!!
2-4 Msg Aap Bhi Kar Do....!!!
Kya....!!!....!!!
Balance Bacha K
Naya Sweter Lana Hai....!!!







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Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan
Ki Tanhai Mein
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Thand Bahut Hai Mein To
Hun Apani Rajai Mein







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Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo....!!!
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo....!!!
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo....!!!
Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo....!!!
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo....!!!
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo....!!!
Kya Pta....!!! Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!







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Arz Kiya Hai
Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai
Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein Ki....!!!....!!!
....!!!
....!!!
Ye Saali Razayi Mein
Hawa Kidhar Se Ghus Rahi
Hai....!!!....!!!!!







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“Thand aur insult”
Jitni Mehsus Karoge Utni Jyada Lagegi*
So....!!!....!!!
Be_Careless
&
Be_Beshram
Enjoy Life....!!! Enjoy Winter!
Think Hatke....!!!
Jiyo Datke!







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Har Safalta Par aapka Naam Ho....!!!
Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho....!!!
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna....!!!
Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho....!!!





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Sheetal Sheetal vayu Chali....!!!
Aasman Hua Suhana....!!!
Gadhe Bhi sms Padhne Lage....!!!
Shikshit Hua jamana....!!!
Happy Winter Time....!!!....!!!







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8-9 Mahine tumhe avoide kiya mujhe....!!!
Lekin ab tum mujhe or dur nahi rakh sakte....!!!
Aaj nahi to kal apni baahon me mujhe jarur loge....!!!
With love
Tumhari purani
”SWEATER”







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2 Baar Lips Pe....!!!
2 Baar Gaal Pe....!!!
1 Martaba Mathay Pe....!!!
2 Baar Eyes Pe....!!!
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana....!!!
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na....!!!
Happy Winter Season







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Mausam Ne Li Angrai....!!!
Aur Humne Orhi Razai....!!!
Ice-Cream se Hui Larrai....!!!
Moongphali Ghar Main Aai....!!!
Cold Drink se Mun Morr Liya....!!!
Coffee Se Nata Jorr Liya....!!!
Happy Winter Season







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Popcorn ki khushbu....!!!
Mungfali ki bahaar....!!!
Thandi ka mausam aa gaya hai yaar....!!!
Thodi si masti....!!!Thoda sa pyar....!!!
Muffler sweatar rakho dhokar tayaar....!!!
Happy Winter season







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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi....!!!
Ek kami thi woh bhi puri ho gayi....!!!
Pagal hain woh log jo kehte hain ki....!!!
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!







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Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna....!!!
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna....!!!
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi....!!!
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna....!!!







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Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du....!!!
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du....!!!
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du....!!!
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost....!!!
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du....!!!







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Tumhe kya pata ke gum kya hai....!!!
Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain....!!!
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hain....!!!

Kyonki…
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai....!!!







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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho....!!!
Mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho....!!!
Dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe....!!!
Par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!




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Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar....!!!
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar....!!!
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge....!!!
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge....!!!





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Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki....!!! Shayari
Category: Funny Shayari....!!! Hindi Shayari
Arz kiya hai....!!! zara gaur farmaiyega....!!!




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Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki....!!!
Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki....!!!
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa....!!!
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki....!!!







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Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya....!!!
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya....!!!
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya....!!!
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya....!!!







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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi....!!!
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi....!!!
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi....!!!
Ab raha nahin jata....!!! Chhatri lauta de Bhai....!!!







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Kashmir ki vadiyon mein....!!!
Barfeeli hawaon mein....!!!
Jheel ke kinare Heer ko Ranjhe ne jo kaha....!!!
Wohi baat main tumse kahta hoon....!!!
SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !







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Chhup gaya badli mein jaake....!!!
Chaand bhi sharma gaya....!!!
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake....!!!
Chaand bhi sharma gaya....!!!
Aur aapko dekha to....!!!
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya....!!!







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Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho....!!!
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho....!!!
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho....!!!
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho....!!!







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Tum door sahi majboor sahi....!!!
Par yaad tumhari aati hai....!!!
Jab saans wahan par leti ho....!!!
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai....!!!







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Jab tum aaine ke paas jaate ho?
To aainaa kaheta hai?
Beautiful....!!!....!!! Beautiful....!!!....!!!

Aur jab aaine se door jaate ho?
To aainaa kaheta hai?
April fool....!!!....!!! April fool....!!!....!!!




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Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai....!!!
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai....!!!
TATA namak istemal karo
Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai....!!!







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Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu....!!!
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu....!!!
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi....!!!
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu....!!!







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Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein....!!!
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi....!!!
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko....!!!
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi....!!!







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Gori paan na khaya karo....!!!
Honthon pe laali aati hai....!!!
Gori paan na khaya karo....!!!
Honthon pe laali aati hai....!!!
By God....!!!
Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai....!!!







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Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein
Aansoo achche nahin lagte....!!!
Chaahe jitnaa bhi roye lekin
Kabhi sachche nahin lagte....!!!







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Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai....!!!
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai....!!!
Dil to karta hai…sudhar jaoon magar....!!!
Kamvali aaj fir bheeg ke aai hai....!!!







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Chiragon mein agar noor na hota....!!!
To tanha dil itna majbur na hota....!!!
Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate....!!!
Agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota....!!!







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Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai....!!!
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai....!!!
Use jo mohabbat samjhe....!!!
Woh sabse bada gadha hai....!!!







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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai....!!!
Har chehre mein kuchh to ehsah hai....!!!
Aapse dosti hum yun hi nahi kar baithe....!!!
Kya karen hamari pasand hi kuchh KHAAS hai....!!!







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Phool hoon gulaab ka....!!!
Chameli ka mat samjhna....!!!
Aashiq hun aapka....!!!
Apni saheli ka mat samjhna....!!!




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Barrish ho aur zameen gilli na ho....!!!
Dhoop nikle aur sarson pilli na ho....!!!
To phir aap ne yeh kaise soch liya ke....!!!
Neend me aap ki yaad aaye aur shalwar gilli na ho....!!!







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Apni raah khud chuno....!!!
Dil jo kahe vahi karo....!!!
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do....!!!
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo....!!!
Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge....!!!






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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye....!!! Shayari
Category: Funny Shayari....!!! Hindi Shayari
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye....!!!
Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye....!!!
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye....!!!
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye....!!!







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Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega....!!!
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega....!!!
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo....!!!
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal....!!!....!!!
Tumhein saup diya jayega....!!!







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Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata....!!!
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata....!!!
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna....!!!
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata....!!!







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Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo....!!!
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo....!!!
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar....!!!
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo....!!!






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Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat....!!! Shayari
Category: Funny Shayari....!!! Hindi Shayari
Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat....!!!
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain....!!!
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai....!!!
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai....!!!






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Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein....!!! Shayari
Category: Funny Shayari....!!! Hindi Shayari
Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein....!!!
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai....!!!
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko....!!!
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai....!!!







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Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile....!!!
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile....!!!
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost....!!!
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile....!!!







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Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath....!!!
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath....!!!
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath....!!!
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!







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