Hindi Insult SMS 2016



AAj MAin Apko LAziz KhAnA
BAnAnA SikhAti Hon
1) 1 DiSh Mein Angoor RAkh Lein............####
2) Phir DiSh Ko HAAth Mein PAkrein
3) Or KiSi SheeShe K SAmne
KhAre HojAyen BAS DiSh ReAdy HogAi
DiSh KA NAme
LAngoor K HAth Mein Angoor…............####
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DABBy Me DABBA,
DABBy MAin CAke,
WA WA WA WA
TmAtAr K Mu WAly Koi
MSg To Bhej
AB Bolo WA WA
(“,) Oy Teri BAiSti
<)(/ Hogi…
_/\_

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So Sweet Of U............####
AAj Sweet Logon KA Din
HAi............####
MAin Ne Apko JB B DekhA
Ap Pr MAkhiyAn Bethi Dekhi............####............####
Tu
Muje LAgA Ap Bht Sweet Hen............####
IS Liye WiSh KAr DiA…
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A Boy And Girl WAnt For A WAlk............####
While WAlking,
Boy HitS HiS Leg To A Stone And
StArtS Bleeding............####
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He LookS At Her Hoping ThAt She
Would TeAr Her DupAtA And WrAp
It Around HiS Leg............####
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She LookS In HiS EyeS And SAyS............####
“Oye Hero...??
Sochiyo Bhi MAt...?? 1500 KA Suit
HAi............####............####...??”
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( 5 ) '- ............####............####............####............#### -'
Ye
Lo
5 KA Coin,
1 RupAy Me
SmS Kr
DenA Or
4 RS............#### Ki
Toffy KhA LenA,
HmAre SAth RAhoge To
AiSe Hi AiSh Kroge............####
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HAr LAAl RAng Red NAhin HotA,
Her MurdA DeAd NAhi HotA,
KAiSAy KAhon PAr Yeh SAch
HAi HAr Koi AAp Ki
TArAh MAd NAhi HotA............####............####............####
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BeSt SmS Of 1947
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TAB MoBile ThA KyA?
KABhi To ThorA DimAgh KA
IStAmAAl KAr LiyA KAro...??
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Apki KAhAni Meri JuBAni:-
Apke PASS DimAg HAi,
ChAltA NAhi AlAg BAAt HAi,
AAp SmArt Ho,
Koi MAntA NAhi AlAg BAAt HAi,
AAp ShAreef Ho,
LAgte NAhi AlAg BAAt HAi,
AApki BeizzAti Ho RAhi HAi,
Phir Bhi MSg PAdh RAhe Ho............####
KyA BAAt HAi ...??

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QueStion For BriiliAnt Peopl............####............####
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QueStion Only For BriliAnt People............####
U RelAx............####
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7 Sur JiSme AAp Chhupe Ho
1............#### SAA
2............#### Re
3............#### gA
4............#### MAA
5............#### pAA
6............#### dhA
7............#### nee
Khud Ko PehchAnAne Ke Liye Sirf
3 Aur 6 Ko PAdho............####............####............####
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KyA AAp Mujhe ABhi CAll KAr SAkte
Ho ForAn,
BAAt Koi KhAS NAhi HAi............####
Mere Ek Frnd Ko AApki AAwAz
SunAni H............####
Wo YAkin Hi NAhi KArtA Ki "Bhoot
Pret Bhi Hote H............####
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BAndAr Ped PAr Kyu Sote He?
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ChAlo JAne Do,
Ye TumhArA PerSonAl MAmlA He,
Muje KyA?
BAS Gir MAt JAnA............####............####
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U R 100% BeAutiful,
U R 100% Lucky,
U R 100% Sweet,
U R 100% Nice And U
R 100% Stupid To
Believe TheSe
WordS............####
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I've Written Nice
Poem 4 You............####
Twinkle Twinkle Little StAr............####
You Should Know WhAt You R............####
And Once You Know WhAt You R............####
MentAl HoSpitAl IS Not So FAr............####............####............####............####...?? :)

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LASt Night I SAw U
WAlking On The RoAd............####
U Looked So Fine,
Ur FAce WAS So Divine
ThAt I JuSt Couldn't Control
MySelf And StArted Singing:
''Who Let The DogS Out''............####
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If I ever go for A BrAin
trAnSplAnt I`d like2 uSe
ur BrAin............#### It'S not BecAuSe
u r A geniuS............#### I would only
like A BrAin thAt
hAS never Been uSed............####
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ThiS IS Not FAir...??
How Could U Do ThiS?
Didn't Expect ThiS From You...??
Got A Whole ChAnnel On Your NAme
And Didn't Even Tell Me?
AnimAl PlAnet...??
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WhAt HAppened 2 Your Network?
I Tried 2 CAll U But The
OperAtor SAid "Welcome 2 The Jungle,
The Monkey U R Trying To CAll
IS On The Tree............####............####............####
Plz Try LAter............####"
I Like SMS - Like: 53 - SMS Length: 160 - ShAre
TAgS: InSult SMS

H3LL-R1D3r PoSted In FriendShip SMSAdded 3 yeArS Ago
ScientiStS All Over The
World R Wonderinghow Long A
HumAn Being CAn Live Without
A BrAin............####............####............#### Kindly Tell
Them Your Age............####............####............####
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RoSeS R Red VioletS R Blue, 
MonkeyS Like UShould
Be Kept In Zoo............#### 
Don't Feel Angry U Will
Find Me There Too, 
Not In CAge But
LAughing At You............####

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Height Of InSult:
Girl MSgS Her Bf:
JAAn, I CAn`t Live Without U............####
Will U MArry Me???
Reply ComeS:
Who`S ThiS? I LoSt
All My ContActS............####
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SometimeS My Mind ASkS............####............####............####
Why I MiSS U?
Why I CAre 4 U?
Why I RememBer U?
Then My HeArt AnSwerS:
Bcoz A MentAl PAtient
NeedS More CAre...??
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Love IS:
When You Drink The
SAme Coconut WAter
Putting Two StrAwS............####............####............####

FrndShip IS:
When You HAve 1 Coconut,
USe Only 1 StrAw & SAy............####............####............####............#### ............####............####


"AAjA BhikAri Le Tu B Pee Le............####............####............####"
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TufAAni BejjAti............####
Boy N Girl On FB:
Girl: You Never Smile NA??
Boy: How CAn You SAy ThiS??
Girl: Your Smiling PicS Are MiSSing
Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U BAth DAily??
Girl: YA OfcourSe............####............#### Why Are You
ASking ??
Boy: No, I HAven't Seen Any
Pic…............#### :D :P Xd
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CLASSIC INSULT:

Girl: MAi ABhi-ABhi
BeAuty PArlour Se AA RAhi Hu............####
Boy: Arey............####...??...??
PArlour AAj Bhi BAnd ThA KyA............#### ? ;-)
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Solid InSult
Boy: (Girl Ko JeAlouS
Feel KArAne K Liye)
Dekho Wo LAdki Meri TArAf
Dekh Ke MuSkurA RAhi He............####
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Girl: Ye To Kuch Bhi NAhi He
JAB Mene PAhli BAAr TumhAri
ShAkAl Dekhi Thi To 3 Din TAk
Apni HAnSi NAhi Rok PAyi Thi 
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Phone K RiShte B AjiB Hote HAi............####
BAlAnce RAkhkAr B Log GAriB Hote HAi
Khud To MSg Krte Nhi HAi,
Muft K MSg PAdhne K Kitne
ShAuqin Hote H............####?
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KAl RAAt KuttA Bhonk RAhA ThAA
WAo0o0o
WAo0o
WAo00o
WAo0o0o
WAo00o
WAo00o
WAo0o0o
WAo0o
HAAn HAAn Bilkul AiSe He............####............####...??

('............####')
<( )> Tum Hi
_//_ The KyA...??............####
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MehArBAn KAdArdAn Dekhiye
Mere SmS KA KAmAl GhAnti BAjegi
BAndAryA AAyege MoBile UthAyege
SmS PAdhegA Aur MuSkurAyege
AB ForwArd KAr Ke HoShiyAri DikhAyege............####
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Dil Me DArd
DArd Me YAqin
YAqin Me KhyAl
KhAyAl Me KhwAB
KhwAB Me TASvir
TASvir Me Sirf Ap...??
ItnA DArAwnA KhuwAB?
BAAp Re BAAp............####
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DArnA HAi To FeAr FileS Dekho............####
RonA HAi To BAlikA VAdhu Dekho............####
NAchnA HAi To DAnce IndiA DAnce Dekho............####
Aur HASnA HAi To ShiShA Dekho,
KASAm Se HASte HASte PAgAl Ho JAoge............####
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Ek AkAlmAnd InSAAn Ne
Bewkuf Se PuchhA............####............####............####
SAAri DuniyA Tumhe Bewkuf
Kyon Kehti HAi?
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Niche KyA Dekh RAhe Ho JAwAB Do............####............####


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SuBhAh JAldi Uth Ker
NAhA Ker SAAf KApde PehAn KAr
BhAgwAn Ke SAmne BAith KAr
AAnkhen BAnd KAr Ke SAche Mun
Se PuchnA BhAgwAn JAB Tu AkAl
BAAt RhA ThA US WAqt Mein KhA ThA
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HAmAre SMS PAdh ke Log
SAmAjte HAi............####............####
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Ki In ko toh AAdAt HAi PAiSe
UdAne ki,
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PAr Wo PAGLE KyA JAne ki Ye
Bhe Ek AdA HAi KANJUSO Ko
SHARAM DilAne Ki............####............####
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CongrAtulAtionS
SmS NA KArne PAr Apko MBA
Ki Degree Di JAti HAi,
MBA Bole To MemBer Of
BhikAri ASSociAtion
HASo MAt DuSre BhikAri
Ko Send KAro............####
From BAd Boyz
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Scientific QueStion For U............####
How DoeS Blood ReAch
Your BrAin?............####............####............####............####............####




Simple Direction Of Liquid IS
AlwAyS TowArdS............####
The Empty SpAce............####............####............####
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MAzBur Kr Deti H DoSti HmAri
WArnA
Jitne Tum KAnjuS Ho Dil KrtA H
BlAnk MSg Bhi N KAru
(',')/ "Oye...?? Feel Kro
/( ( BeizAti Ho
_/ \_rAhi HAi............####
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A DAy Will Come…
When The Whole World Will,
CeleBrAte:
Your NAme
Your FAme
Your PerSonAlity
Your ThoughtS
Your ViewS
But Keep In Mind,
April Fool ComeS Once A YeAr............####
CongrAtulAtionS...??
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Khud Ko Kr Le KAnjuS ItnA
Ki Hr SmS Bhejne Se Pehle
Service Provider Khud CAll
Kr Ke ApSe Pooche
Sir Ji,
R U Sure
MSg BhejnA HAi
YA Sending FAil Kr Du............####............####
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TASte DiS SmS Did U Feel
The TASte Of Ginger?
No? Sure? Well............####
BAndAr KyA JAAne
AdrAk KA SwAAd...??...??
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TABiyAt Theek NAhi Thi............####
Potti AA RAhi Thi............####
TAntrik Ko DikhAyA,to BolA
"Bhoot KA SAyA HAi,
KiSi Ghor PApi Ko SmS KAro Theek Ho JAoge............####
AB AcchA MehSooS Ho RhA HAi............####
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AnimAlS Ki KhASiyAt
BAndAr: Inteligent
Dog: WAfAdAr
AAp Plz
AB AAge NA PAdnA
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MAAn JAo
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Plz Mt PAdho
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GAdhA: WAhi KrtA H JiS
KAm Ko MAnA KAro............####;)
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Cell Phone
CAuSeS RAdiAtion
& It ReSultS In 
BrAin DAmAge
But You Are SAfe
It Only AffectS People
With BrAinS...??...??
How Lucky You Are
No BrAin No PAin............####
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Police Ko Body Mili HAi, 
KAle DAnt HAin, 
GhoSle JAiSe BAl HAin, 
ShAkAl PAglon JAiSi, 
Mujhe Teri ChintA Ho RAhi HAi, 
ZArA MiSS CAll To MAr............####(':')

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Hum B KyA KiSmAt LikhA KAr
AAye H KhudA Ke DArBAr Se
ZAmin Mili To BAnjAr
Or
DoSt Mile To "KAnjAr"
SAAle YAAd Hi Nhi KArte............####
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Plz TAk DiS MSg SeriouSly............####
A Poor Boy IS Suferng Frm
MentAl DiSorder............####
Plz Help Him By Sending






Ur Photo 4 A
Shock TreAtment-)
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I WAnt 2 Tell U Something,
Plz Dont MiSunderStAnd 

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PleASe Do Sincerely WeAr
A Helmet While WAlking............#### Bz
Empty ThingS BreAk EASily...??
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I SAw U On RoAd TodAy............####
U Were Lukin So Fine,
Ur FAce So Divine,
Ur WAlk So Perfect............####
My HeArt StArted Singing
A Sweet Song:
Who Let The DogS Out
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TodAy A Phone Witout
Wire IS FAShion............####
1 DAy Wil Com Wen HumAn
Witout BrAin Wil B A FAShion
On DAt DAy,my DeAr,
DefinAtly U Wil Rock...??
Believe Me............####
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Diff Btwn IgnorAnce & Selfcontrol............####............####
When You See The Mirror,
U Don-t LAugh............####............#### DAtz IgnorAnce............####............####
When I Look At U,
Even I Dnt LAugh............####............####
DAtz Selfcontrol............####

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Do U RememBer Ur Childhood............####............####
When U Wen 2 A Doll Shop,
Stood Infront Of A Doll N
ASkd -Uncle...?? How Much IS ThAt
Monkey Doll-
Shpkper Replied ThAt IS
A Mirror My Child -)
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How To ImpreSS KAAmwAli
BAi ????
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HAd Hoti HAin YAAr,
Tum Log ISS Mei Bhi
"IntreSted" Ho :P
Sudher JAo Re :D
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CAn you reAd fASt?

My
A my
Dey mey
Dey dey mey
My o my
Dey nA my............####............####............####

Chiller nAhi hey Agy jAo............####............####
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ReAd EAch Word ReverSely............####
A SuomAf Rotcod Dlot Em
TAht Ylno LAtnem StneitAp
EvAh Eht TnelAt Ot DAer
SmS Neve Nehw Sti Nettirw
YleSrever............####
Oh, Did U ReAd?
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Hello
I Am A viruS And
I Am entering your BrAin
right now
Sorry I will leAve,
I cAn't find A BrAin
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Ye SmS Jin ShAreef Logo
Ko MiltA HAi 5 Second BAd
UnkA MoBile Off Ho JAtA HAy
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
NAhi HuA?
ShAreef Hoty To Ho JAtA

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TipS:
How To SAve 25 PAiSA Per YeAr?
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IS MAi Bhi InterSted Ho............####...??
YArrrr Kon Log Ho Tum ...??...??
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"HAppy Monkey DAy"
AApki NAzAr Me
Jo SBSe AchA BAnder/BndAri
He To USe Ye MSg Bhejo
Mene To Bhej DiyA H
AB Muje Ye MSg Bhejkr
LAnguro WAli HrkAt MAt KrnA............####............####............####
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AAgAr AApko HumArA SmS
PASAnd NA Aye To BejhijAk Bol
Do
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Hum Apne Dil Pe PAthAr RAkh K
AApko Goli MAr DAnge
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(; : )___;:==
/) )
_/ /_
DhichkiAoo
DhichkiAoo
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Ek To SmS KAro UpAr Se
NAutAnki :D
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MoSt People HAve 5 SenSeS............####
Some People HAve 6 SenSeS............####
But U R BleSSed With 7 SenSeS............####
An ExtrA SenSe IS Non SenSe............####
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Where R U?
U R U Not Replying?
I M Worried Coz TodAy’S
PAper I ReAd ThAt Due
2 Thunder A Monkey
HAS Been Severely Injured............####
So If U R SAfe,
SmS Me ImmediAtely............####
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Hey Friend RememBer ThAt
Without Stupidity There
CAn Be No WiSdom
& Without UglineSS There
CAn Be No BeAuty
So The World NeedS
You After All...??

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To Live A Life, We Need:
1............#### BrAin
2............#### Intelligence
3............#### Knowledge
4............#### ExpreSSion
5............#### LookS
6............#### Luck
So,
I SAlute You............####............####............####............####
For MAnAging Without TheSe:-
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(25) (25) (25)
(25) (25)
(25)
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Dekh kyA rAhe ho............####
ChAwAnniyA hAi uthA lo

KAnjuSo
our 1 SmS Bhjo............####
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I Found AAlAdin’S LAmp
I ASked Him To IncreASe
Your BrAin Ten TimeS More............####............####
He LAughed & Told
MultiplicAtion DoeS
Not Apply On Zero............####............#### ...??
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One DAy L Went 2 Zoo............####
So MAny AnimAlS Were There............####
(>............#### ............####< )
"V"
MouSe
(@V@)
( "=" )
Owl
O(o‚¿o)o
(...??)'(...??)
Monkey
(@‚¿@)
"(<>)”
AAilA ...?? Tum Bhi
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