Hindi SMS Jokes 2016


Railway Tc: Baba Kaha Jaoge..............#####?
Sadhu: Jaha Ram Ka Janam Hua
Tha..............#####..............##### Railway Tc: Ticket Hai..............#####?
Sadhu: Nahi Hai..............#####..............#####
Railway Tc: To Chalo..............#####..............#####
Sadhu: Kaha..............#####?
Railway Tc: Jaha Krishna Ka
Janam Hua Tha..............#####..............#####..............#####!
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Two Cockroach ICU Me Ek Dusre
Ke Bagal Me Admit Thay..............#####..............#####
1st: Kisne Maara, Hit Ya Slipper..............#####?
2nd: Arre Kisi Ne Nahi Yaar,
Ye Ladkiyan Mujhe Dekh Ke Itna
Chillati Hai Ki..............#####..............##### Attack Aa Gaya!
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Son: Papa Kal School Me Small
Get Together Hai Chaloge..............#####?
Father: Small Get Together Kya
Hota Hai..............#####?
Son: Only U, Me And Principle!
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Husband: Agar Operation Ke Dauran
Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye, To Usi
Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena..............#####
Biwi: Aisa Kyun Keh Rahe Ho?
Husband: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Du..............#####
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Kehte Hain Upparwale Ne Is
Jahan Me, Har Kisi Ke Liye
Kisi Na Kisi Ko Banaya Hai,
Kahi Mere Wale Ne Suicide To
Nahi Kar Liya Mil Hi Nahi Raha!!

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Husband And Wife Are Sleeping,
Wife Dreaming And She Suddenly
Shouts..............#####..............#####
Quick, My Husband Is Back..............#####..............#####
Husband Gets Up In Lightening
Speed & Jumps Out Of The Window!
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Arranged Marriage Is Like..............#####..............#####
U Are Walking And Unfortunately
A Snake Bites U..............#####..............#####
And Love Marriage Is..............#####..............#####
Dancing In Front Of A Cobra
And Saying..............#####..............#####
Come Bite ..............#####..............##### Come Bite Me..............#####..............#####..............#####!
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Two Friends Were Walking But
Suddenly They Stopped..............#####..............#####
1st: Oh My God, My Girlfrnd And
My Wife Are Coming Together..............#####..............#####
2nd: Damn Mine Too..............#####..............#####..............#####..............#####!
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Wife: Jaanu..............#####..............#####
Monday ..............#####..............##### Shopping
Tuesday ..............#####..............##### Hotel
Wednesday ..............#####..............##### Outing
Thursday ..............#####..............##### Dinner
Friday ..............#####..............##### Movie
Saturday ..............#####..............##### Picnic
Kitna Maaza Aayega..............#####..............#####
Husband: Yes, Sunday Mandir..............#####..............#####
Wife: Kyu..............#####..............#####?
Husband: "Bheek Maangne"
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Husband: Hume To Apno Ne Loota
Gairo Me Kaha Dam Tha Hamari Kashti
Doobi Waha Jaha Paani Kam Tha..............#####..............#####
Wife: Tum To Thay Hi Gadhe Tumhari
Akal Me Kaha Dam Tha Waha Kashti
Lekar Kyu Gaye Jaha Paani Kam Tha..............#####..............#####
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Ek Jungle Me Sab Jaanwar Gaa
Rahe Thay..............#####..............#####
Paan Parag Paan Masala
Paan Parag..............#####..............#####
Par Giraffe Nahi Gaa Raha Tha..............#####..............#####
Qki..............#####..............#####
Unche Log Unchi Pasand
Manikchand..............#####..............#####

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Hum Roz Msg Kyu Bhejte Hain..............#####?
For Maasti ..............#####..............##### No
For Timepass ..............#####..............##### No..............#####..............#####
Hum Msg Bhejte Hain,
Taaki Aapki Reading Capacity
Strong Ho..............#####..............##### Padhega India
Tabhi To Badhega India..............#####..............#####
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Pati: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai..............#####..............#####
Patni: Jaao Jakar Bartan Saaf Kar Do..............#####..............#####
Pati: Neend Me Bol Raha Hu Pagli..............#####..............#####!
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Bekaar Hai Wo Log Jo Apne
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai, Are
Miss Karna Hai To Macharo
Ko Karo, Jo Apne Jaan Par
Khel Kar Tmhe Kiss Krte Hai..............#####
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Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu
Kehte Hai..............#####? Socho Socho..............#####..............#####?
Socho..............#####? Qki..............#####..............#####
Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya
To PASS..............#####..............##### Warne BYE BYE..............#####..............#####!
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Boss To His Frnd: Kya Zamana
Aaya Hai, My Secretary
Resigned Yesterday..............#####..............#####
Frnd: But Why..............#####..............#####?
Boss: She
Caught Me Kissing My Wife..............#####..............#####!
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Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabi
Naraz Mat Karna..............#####..............##### Qki..............#####..............#####
Bhagwan Naraz To Aap Doctor
Ke Paas, Aur Doctor Naraz
To Aap Sidhe Bhagwan Ke
Paas..............#####..............##### Sab Setting Hai ..............#####..............#####!

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Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam
To Ho Jaye, Mulaqat Na Sahi
Dua Salam To Ho Jaye, Jin
K Sms K Intzaar Me Ho Gaye
Hum Beemar, Un Ko Bukhaar
Na Sahi Zukaam To Ho Jaye..............#####
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Kanjoos: Doctor Daant Niklavana
Hai, Kitne Paise Loge..............#####..............#####?
Doctor: Rs 200
Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50, Daant Dhilaa
Kar Do, Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga..............#####..............#####!
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Aiswariya's Daughter Araddhya
Going To Play School..............#####..............#####
Teacher: Who Is Ur Grandfather..............#####?
Araddhya: Big B
Teacher: Who Is Ur Mother..............#####?
Araddhya: Miss World
Teacher: Who Is Ur Father..............#####?
Araddhya: No Idea Sir Ji..............#####..............#####!
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God: I Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother..............#####..............#####
Evil: I Too Cant Be Everywhere,
So I Created Mother-In-Law..............#####..............#####!
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If U Feel Stressed, Give
Urself A Break, Enjoy Some..............#####..............#####
Ice Cream Chocolates Candy
Cake..............#####..............##### Why..............#####..............#####? Bcoz
STRESSED Ka Ulta Spelling,
DESSERTS Hota Hai..............#####..............#####!
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Plz Forward This Msg To All U
Care, Dont Drink Water
Without Boiling..............#####..............##### Because
Fishes Swim Without Wearing
Huggies, Now Plz Dont
Say Thanks..............#####..............##### I Care For U..............#####..............#####!
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Husband: Do U Know The Meaning
Of Wife..............#####..............#####?
It Means Without Information
Fighting Everytime..............#####..............#####
Wife: No Darling,
It Means With Idiot For Ever..............#####..............#####!
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Doctor: Ur Husband Needs Rest 
And Peace,
Here Are Some Sleeping Pills..............#####..............#####
Wife: When Must I Give Them
To Him..............#####..............#####?
Doctor: They Are For U..............#####..............#####!
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Wife: I Had To Marry U To
Find Out How Stupid U Are..............#####..............#####
Husband: U Should Have Known It
The Minute I Asked U To Marry Me!
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Gadha: Mera Maalik Bahut Marta Hai..............#####..............#####
Kutta: To Tu Bhaag Kyu Nahi Jaata..............#####..............#####?
Gadha: Uski Khubsurat Ladki Hai,
Jab Padhai Nahi Karti To Kehta Hai,
Teri Shaadi Ghade Se Kara Dunga..............#####..............#####
Bas Isi Umeed Pe Tika Hu..............#####..............#####!
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Father: U Should Marry This
Girl, She Is Kalavati,
Gunwanti And Roopmati..............#####..............#####
Son: I'll Have To Marry My
Girlfrnd, Bcoz She's Garbhavati!
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90% Girls In Facebook Say
They Are In Relationship..............#####..............#####
90% Boys In Facebook Say
They Are Single..............#####..............#####
Then Who Are Liars..............#####..............#####?..............#####..............#####?
Boys Or Girls..............#####..............#####???
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A Husband Gave The Key Of
His New Car To Wife,
With A Warning..............#####..............#####
Darling,
If U Met With Accident,
Newspapers Will Print Ur Age!
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Girl To God After Results..............#####..............#####
Hazaro Ki Kismat There Haath
Me Thi, Agar Pass Kar Deta
To Kya Baat Thi..............#####..............##### God Replied..............#####..............#####
Kitaabe To Sari Tere Paas Thi,
Agar Boyfrnd Thoda Kam Bana
Leti To Kya Baat Thi..............#####..............#####!
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Positive Thinking Poem..............#####..............#####
Little Bird In The Sky,
Dropping Potty In Ur Eye,
U Dont Worry U Dont Cry,
U Just Thank God That
Elephants Cant Fly..............#####..............#####!
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Kiss Is A Key Of Love, Love
Is A Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is A Box Of
Children, Children Is A
Future Of India, So Start
Kissing And Devlop India..............#####..............#####!
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Angry Husband Sms To Father
In Law..............#####..............##### Ur Product Not
Matching My Requirements..............#####..............#####
Father In Law: Warranty Expired,
Manufacture Not Responsible..............#####..............#####!
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Today I Was In An Auto,
When The Auto Driver Said..............#####..............#####
I Love This Job, I Am My Own
Boss..............#####..............#####
Nobody Tells Me What To Do..............#####..............#####
Then I Replied,
Gadhe, Aage Se Left Le..............#####..............#####!

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Jab Se Hua Hai Pyar Dil Bas Me
Nahi Ho Raha Hai, Sab Ho Raha Hai
Minus Kuch Plus Nahi Ho Raha
Hai..............#####..............##### Aapke Pyar Ka Ajab Sa
Jaadu Chaa Gaya Hai, Na Carbon
Dioxide Bahar Ja Raha Hai,
Na Oxygen Andar Aa Raha Hai..............#####..............#####!
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Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar
Karle, Dil Deewana Kehta Hai
Ikraar Karle..............#####..............##### Chahat Kehti
Hai Izhaar Karle, Par Mummy Kehti
Hai Pehle Mbbs To Pass Karle!
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Aasmaan Fata Aur Dharti Hil
Gayi, Aap Ne Socha Humse Mukti
Mil Gayi..............#####..............##### Arre Hum Zara
Sa Busy Kya Hue, Aap Ne Socha
Accha Hai Musibat Tal Gayi!
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Rootha Hai Wo Aise Humse, Jaise
Hum Sach Me Unhe Mana Lenge..............#####..............#####
Itna Waqt Kaun Bekaar Kare, Itne
Me To Hum Dusra Pata Lenge..............#####..............#####!
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Accha Sila Diya Tune Mere Pyar
Ka, Yaar Ne Hi Loot Liya Ghar
Yaar Ka..............#####..............##### Now Remix..............#####..............#####
Accha Kurta Siya Tune Mere Naap Ka,
Naap Mera Liya Aur Siya Baap Ka..............#####..............#####!
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Msg Na Karke Dil Tod Diya Mera,
Ab Apna Iphone Ko Dafna Dena..............#####..............#####
Kafan Na Mile To Apna Rumal
Udha Dena, Koi Puche Rog
Kya Tha..............#####..............#####? To Nazre Jhuka
Ke Apni Kanjoosi Bata Dena..............#####..............#####!

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