Kiss SMS Messages for Girlfriend



A Special Lunch 4 U,
At Da Hotel Of My Heart,
With A Boul Of Love,
With Spoon Of Care,
In Da Pot Of Happiness,
Dish Is Friendship,
Pay The Bill
By
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A Kiss.
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Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab
Log Hame Dewano Ki
Tarha Kiss Kiya Karte The,
Magar Apni Kismat Hi Buri
Thi Un Dinon Hum
2 Saal K Huwa Karte The.
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Boy 2 Girl : You Like Dairymilk
Girl : Sure Why Not..
Boy : That Means Darling Always I Remember You
2 Meet Immediately 4 A Long Kiss.
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Dear Customer! Your Kiss Balance Is Getting Low!!
Please Get Somebody And Recharge Ur Balance Now! 
U Have 2 Free Kiss, And 3minutes Hug Will Be 
Expired On 1st January 2012

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I'm A Kisser,
I Kiss People For Money
I'm A Kisser,
I Kiss People For Money,
But You Are My Friend
I Ll Kiss You For Free.
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I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep.
I Give You Two Kisses To Dream.
I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To,
When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me
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Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn't go anywhere else.
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A Kiss Is Something
You Cannot Give Without Taking
And Cannot Take Without Giving.
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Kiss Definition
What Is The Kiss In View……

Geometry:
Kiss Is The Shortest Distance Between 2 Lips
Economics:
Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY
PHYSICS:
Kiss Is The Process Of Caharging A Human Body!
Computer:
Like A LAN,
In Which 2 Bodies R Conected Without Any DATA CABLE!
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When I Kiss Ur Lips,
I Said To U That U Don't Leave My Lips 
And Continue To Kiss Me,
Because I Love U And I Wanna Live 
With U Forever.

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U R Sweeter Than Honey
Purer Than Milk
Softer Than Flower
Since I Have U As My Lover
Come To Me Near
i”ll Kiss Ur Lips Without Fear
U”ll Say,
Having U Is Treasure & Be Wit Me For Ever...
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1 Bat Bolu
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Jara Jara
Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me
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Jara Jara
Kiss Me Kiss Me...
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The Eyes Say,I Luv U Dear,
The Lips Move,No Words Appear,
If Ur Luv Is True,Sincere & Real,
What The Lips Hide, The Eyes Reveal...
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Us K "Honton" Ko
Chuma To Ehsas Huwa,
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Ik Pani Hi Zaruri
Nahi Pyas Bhujane
K Liye...
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Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

Wah Wah
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish

Wah Wah
Aapko Wish Aur
Aapke Girl Friend Ko..??
Kiss.!
Ab Bolo Wah Wah...
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Do U Know That Why Does Most
Men Like To Kiss On Women Lips?
B'coz It Is D Best Nd Most
Beautiful Way To Shut The
Women's Mouth Atleast For
Some Seconds.

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WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
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If I Could Bring Back Memories
I Would Bring The First Day
I Kissed You I Look You
In The Eyes And Felt Love. Thanks
God An Angel Came Into My Life!
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A Kiss Is Alovely Trick Designed By Nature ,
To Stop Speech Whaen Words Become Superfluous.
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Democratic Difference betwen USA & India
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In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can't SUSU
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In India You can SUSU in public place but cant Kiss.
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Sweet Kiss- Sar Par.
Lovely Kiss- Gaalo Par.
Most Romantic Kiss- Hontho Par !
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And The Hot Kiss ?
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Bik Ke Silencer Par Try It
"Dar Ke Aage Jeet He".
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"Hum Aashik" Har Kam Me
Kamal Kar De, Jo Wada Kare
Wo Pura Har Hal Me Kar De,
Kya Jarurat H Ladkiyo Ko
Lipstik Lagane Ki, Hum
Chum-Chum Ke Hi Hoth Lal Kar De.
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Boldness Of This Generation:-
6th Std Boy - Can I Kiss Ur. Hand..???
5th Std Girl - Why, Anything Wrong With My Lips...!!!
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Kiss Is Not Like Nokia...connecting People
Kiss Is Not Like Nike..just Do It.
Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi..yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..
Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.
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Ladki Ladke Ko Kiss Karti He,
To Ladke Ke Gal Pe Lipstick Lag Jati He.
Ladka Kehta He Ye Kya Kiya?
Ladki: Agar Kuch Acha Karne Se
Dag Lagta He To Dag Ache He...
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Life Is Nothing Without Love,
Luv Is Emotion & Kiss Is Practical,
Don't Get Emotional Yaar Just B Practical,
So Stop Loving And Start Kissing.
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He Is Kissing, She Is Kissing;
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He Is Kissing, She Is Kissing;
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Some Text Missing, Some Text Missing..
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What Is A Kiss??
In Maths-
Kiss Is Da Shortest Distance Between Two Lips...
In Physics-
It Is A Process To Charging Ahuman Body..
In Computer-
Kiss Is A Local Area Network In
Which Two Bodies Are
Connected Widout Data Cabel..
In Economics-
Kiss Is A Process In Which
Demand Is Higher Than Supply.. :)

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Ek-kiss Ke Baad Aata Kya Hai??

Socho,
Sharmao Mat....####

Arre!! Ek-kiss(21)
Ke Baad Baa-iss(22)aata He..
Ginti He Aur Kuch Nahi.
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Kiss is a credit because
it is profitable 
when returned.
So, lend me a kiss.
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A Kiss Says It All
And Here’s One To Say
I Want You
And Yes
I Love You Too.
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Question : Why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While 
Kissing A Guy?
Guess…
Guess . .
Answer : Yeh Ladkiyan Ladkon Ko Kabhi Khush 
Nahi Dekh Sakti.
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Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Ho gaya Hai.
Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!
Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
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Never KISS A Lady Police,
She Will Say, Hands Up.
Never KISS A Lady Doctor,
She Will Say, Next Please
Always KISS A Lady Teacher,
She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time.
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Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hai,
Uske Chumbun Ko Kiss Kehte Hai.
Miss Ko Kiss Karna Mushkil Hai,
Isliye Kissmiss Ke Bhav Tej Rehte Hai.
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I Want A KISS Plz KISS Me Jaldi Koi B 
Nai Hai Foran Karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
U Know KISS Means K-Koi I-Intresting 
S-SMS S-Send Karo So KISS Me!!
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Aaj Kal Dil Kar Raha Hai
Ki Main... Tumhe.. Kabhi
Bhi Mauka Dekh Kar...Sabke
Samne... Ek...K Ki Kis Kiss
Kissa Sunau College Wala.
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The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky, 
The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky,
The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly,
The Morning Due May Kiss 
The Grass But You My Friend May Kiss My Lips!!
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A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw
A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said
Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are 
Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
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Kissing Is The Best Practice
For Lips. It Keeps The Lips:
Wet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish
Pink. So Always Keep Kissing.
To Sweet Children Only.
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Girl: If You Will Try To Kiss Me Main Shor Macha Dungi
Boy: Lekin Yahan To Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai.
Girl: I Know Per Formality To Karni Hi Paregi.
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Arz Kia Hai
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty...
Wah..wah..
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty..
And Kissing Them Is Boys Duty.
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Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
Boy: Girlfriend se milny gaya tha.
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sir!!! Bohat liye....
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