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I'm drinking like there's snow tomorrow.

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We make a living by what we get, 
we make a life by what we give.

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I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.

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Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.

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Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak. Since birth, 
it has been a sign that you're alive....

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All our dreams can come true...
if we have the courage to pursue them...

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The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.

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The 'Earth' without 'Art' is just 'EH'.

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Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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The past tense of wink is wunked.

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Just high fived that wall with my face.

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Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.

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Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Single? Taken? I'm just ready for summer 2016.

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My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.

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How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?

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Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.

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I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.

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Tough times never last, tough people do.

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Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard.

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Whenever someone says to me 'Things could be worse' I punch them in the face and say 'Like that?'

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'I don't watch tv' proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.

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That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.

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Saying 'What?' And then realizing what they said a second later.

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I've set my 'life goals' to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.

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My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run. 
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the heck back to sleep.

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Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

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Topless pictures of the Royal Family don't shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would.

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That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.

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Just cause you're sleeping with someone doesn't automatically make them yours! If there's no commitment then it's all fair game......

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Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball........?

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Don't make me regret letting you merge into my lane...

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To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, 
they are due back at the library today..

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If you're told you only have six months to live, 
immediately get married....
It will make those six months seem like eternity...

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Amazon's recommendations are like that friend who heard you say 'ninja' once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years

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When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, 
I open up a new tab and start searching...
'HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME...?

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the best part about this status message is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.

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Please hold, your call is important to us. 
Not 'hire more operators' important....
But like 'if you need to hang up, that's cool' important.

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