Latest english-shayari





  • Yamraj took God to the Tour of Hell. 
  • There Gandhi Ji was dancing with Princess Diana. 
  • God: Why did u give Gandhi a very joyful Punishment. 
  • Yamraj: Its not a Gandhi's Punishment, 
  • its Diana's Punishment... 

  • ********************

  • Some Day 
  • u'll 4get abt me.. 
  • My NaMe.. 
  • My VoiCe.. 
  • Who I m.. 
  • & who I am 2 u.. 
  • & If that ever happens 

  • Rabb di saun 
  • khoon kharaba ho jau.. 

  • ********************

  • Shakespeer said.... 
  • leave sumthing 4 sumone.. 
  • Never leave sumone 4 sumthing. 
  • B'coz in life, 
  • sumthing wil leave u but sum1 wil always b around u.

  • ********************

  • If I had gone 4a Heart Transplantation, 
  • I have chosen ur brain. 
  • Its not b'cos u r intelligent,
  • but I want to use the Heart that is Never used Before....

  • ********************

  • I wanted to kilk the Smartest, 
  • Sweetest, and the Most Beautiful person on this Earth. 

  • But then I thought- "Suicide is Crime"!

  • ********************

  • It takes 15 Trees to produce the 
  • amount of paper vich is used by us 
  • in writing our Exams...
  • Join me in promoting the noble 
  • cause of not writing EXAMS..
  • Say No To Exams....

  • ********************

  • Sumtimes u may catch me staring at u! 
  • Its not b'cos u r cute & Handsome, 
  • actually My Mom told me dat devils 
  • hav tails & I'm wondering that where's ur's?????

  • ********************

  • When u feel lonely & upset, 
  • just turn 2 the mirror and say 'Shit, 
  • I'm so Cute'! Then u wud feel fine...
  • But dont make it a habbit as LIARS GO TO HELL....

  • ********************

  • I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day. 
  • It was stunnin, Sexy, Cute, Adorable & B'ful....
  • I was supposed 2buy it 4u,
  • till I realized it was my own REFLECTION...

  • ********************

  • I hav a confession 2make! 
  • Ever since I've known u, 
  • its kinda hard 4me 2 forget u. 
  • Every nite u appear in my dreams & I find myself shouting...
  • BHOOT BHOOT! 
  • (Bhoot=Devil)..........?

  • ********************

  • A lady gave an advertisement in the CLASSIFIELDS: 
  • "Husband Wanted"! Next day she received 100Letters. 
  • They all said da same thing: "You can have mine"....?

  • ********************

  • A Rose 4u Rs.10, 
  • A card 4u Rs.25, 
  • Lunch 4u Rs.250, 
  • Movie 4u Rs.500...
  • A person like u PRICELESS....
  • Abe jhaad par mat chad Priceless yaani FOKAT..
  • (dont b so excited priceless means USELESS)....?


  • ********************

  • Brain To Think Of You, 

  • Eyes To Look At You, 
  • Heart To Love You, 
  • Hand To Touch You, 
  • Leg To Walk With You, 
  • Thumb To Msg. U, 
  • & Foot To Kick U If U Don’t Msg Me. 

  • ********************

  • I Am Missing You So Much And Dying To See You, 
  • But This This This This This Wretched Security 
  • Guard Of Zoo Is Not Letting Me In Without Ticket. 

  • ********************

  • Lady Secretory:Sir, 
  • Ur Wife Want To Kiss You On Phone..
  • Boss:Take The Message And Give It To Me Later. 

  • ********************


  • In Future If I Become Rich…………
  • I Will Built One Super Delux Mental 
  • Hospital And Because You Are My Best Friend..
  • I Will Give You 100% Discount.It’s My Promise To You 

  • ********************

  • When You Get This Sms. 
  • Send It To 1 Person You Love, 
  • To 1 You Hate, 
  • To One You Always Think Of And To One You Wish To Kill. 
  • Now Keep Guessing Why I Have Send It To You 

  • ********************

  • This Sms Is Strictly Intended For Smart & Cute Readers. 
  • Since You Have Received It, 
  • There Must Be A Technical Eror For 
  • Which The Sender Deeply Apologises. 

  • ********************

  • My Sincere Apology: 
  • If You Don’t Like Any Of My Sms & Don’t Like To Read It, 
  • Then Please Hesitate….Feel Free……To……………….Throw Ur Mobile. 
  • You?////

  • ********************

  • I Trusted You So Much N U R Such A Big Mouth. 
  • Yaar Why Did You Tell Others My 
  • Secret? You Really Dissapointed Me. 
  • Please Stop Telling Everybody How Cute I Am...??

  • ********************

  • When sumbody who's deeply in Love with u, 
  • tells u that u r Cute, B'ful and Angellic! 
  • I agree, thats true, B've me I swear....Cos LOVE IS BLIND....
  •  
  • ********************

  • An Astronomer was watching the SKY from his Telescope, 
  • Santa was observing Him. Suddenly a Star Falls, 
  • santa shouted to Astronomer: Wah kya Nishana Hai... 

  • ********************

  • Lover Boy: Darling, mere kaan me kuch halka sa, 
  • Kuch narram sa, 
  • Kuch Namkeen sa, 
  • Kuch Meetha sa kaho! Lover Girl: "Dhokla"

  • ********************

  • God thought dat Since he cud not b everywhere, 
  • He made MOTHER. Then Devil thought dat 
  • Since he also couldn't b everywhere, 
  • he Created 
  • "Mother-In- Law"..?

  • ********************

  • A Happy Boss tells his Employees- You worked very hard dis year,
  • as a reaward I'll give everyone a cheque for Rs.5000/- . 
  • And if u work wid da same zeal next year "I'll sign those cheques..?


  • ********************

  • My sweetest memory-our meeting. 
  • My biggest sadness-the distance. 
  • My biggest hope-i ll see you soon. 
  • My craziest dream-hope we stay friends forever..

  • ********************



  • Yaad aata hai wo guzra hua waqt,
  • Sochta hu bewafa mai hun ya wo,
  • Tod di thi humne duniya ki rasmein,
  • Lekin ek raah par chal na paye,
  • Wo pyar hi tha na jo humne kiya,
  • Lekin jhoota to koi hai mai ya wo,
  • Hum bichad to gaye hai lekin,
  • Hai udas kaun mai ya wo,
  • Humne jeene marne ki saath khayi thi kasmein,
  • Lekin jee raha hai kaun mai ya wo.


  • ***********************

  • Har khushi Hai Logo Ke Daman Main,
  • Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi,
  • Din Raat Daudti Duniya Main,
  • Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi,
  • Saare Naam Mobile Main Hai,
  • Par Dosti Ke Liye Waqt Nahi,
  • Gairo Ki Kya Baat Kare,
  • Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi,
  • Aankho Me Hai Nind Badi,
  • Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi,
  • Dil Hai Gamo Se Bhara,
  • Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi,
  • Paiso ki Daud Main Aise Daude,
  • Kya Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi,
  • Paraye Ehsaso Ki Kya Kadar Kare,
  • Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi...?

  • ***********************


  • Jab aap ka naam juban par aata hai,
  • Pata nahi dil kyun muskurata hain,
  • Tasalli hoti hai mann ko koi to hai apna,
  • Jo haste hue har waqt yaad aata hai.

  • *******************

  • Jo rounga to palkon pe nami reh jayegi,
  • Zindagi bas naam ki zindagi reh jayegi,
  • Ye nahi ki tum bin jee na paunga,
  • Haan magar zindagi mein har waqt ek teri kami reh jayegi@@@@@@

  • ********************

  • Sochta hun sagar ki lahero ko dekh kar
  • Kyu yeh kinaray se takra ker palat jaten hain
  • Karte hain ye sager say befawa
  • Ya phir sagar se wafa nibhaten hain…

  • ******************

  • Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hai,
  • Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hai,
  • Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
  • Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hai…

  • **********************

  • Dil Ke Aaine Khaney Ki Adhoori Tasveer
  • Taqdeer Ki Kitaab Ki Ki Woh Adhoori Tehreer
  • Kisi Dil Ki Baasti Mein Ek Adhoori Jagheer
  • Kismat Ke Haathon Par Ek Adhoori Lakeer..

  • **********************

  • Aankho me samaa jao is dil me raha karna
  • taaron me hasa karna phoolon me khila karna
  • jabse tumhe dekha hai jabse tumhe paya hai
  • kuch hosh nahi mujhko ek nasha sa chaya hai
  • ab baat jo karni ho aankhon se kaha karna…

  • **********************

  • Meri Mulakat Ko Chahe Musibat Kehna
  • Apni Nazar Ko Mere Liye Nafrat Kehna
  • Par Akele Me Jab Ansoo Bhari Aankhe
  • Meri Yaad Dilaye To Jaan Use Meri Mohabbat Kehna..

  • **********************

  • Mohabbat har Insan ko ajmati hai,
  • kisi se ruth jati hai kisi pe muskurati hai,
  • mohabat khel hi aisa hai
  • kisi ka kuch nahi jata aur kisi ki jaan hi chali jaati hai…

  • **********************

  • Milnaa ittafaaq thaa bichernaa naseeb thaa...
  • Woh itnaa door ho gayaa jitnaa Kareeb thaa..
  • Bastee key saaray log hi aatish parrast they..
  • Jaltaa rahaa mera gher aur samander Kareeb thaa...

  • ********************

  • Sweet is ur nature,
  • Dear is your name,
  • Close to my heart U will always remain.
  • As Earth wants water, 
  • Flower wants dew,
  • I want nothing but happiness for you. . . 

  • ********************

  • Hundred words does not give pain but a sweet 
  • lovable person's silence creates more tears in heart.. 
  • So dont maintain silence with ur special ones... 

  • ********************

  • A clay pot having milk will be 
  • ranked higher than a golden pot having poison. 
  • Its nt our outer glamour bt our 
  • inner virtues dat make us valuable.. 

  • ********************


  • Death is not the greatest loss in life.
  • The greatest loss is when relationship 
  • dies inside us while we are alive... 

  • ********************

  • SoMeDay 
  • u'll 4get abt me.. 
  • My NaMe.. 
  • My VoiCe.. 
  • Who I m.. 
  • & who I am 2 u.. 
  • & If that ever happens 

  • Rabb di saun ! 
  • khoon kharaba ho jau..! 

  • ********************
  • Shakespeer said: 
  • leave sumthing 4 sumone.. 
  • Never leave sumone 4 sumthing. 
  • B'coz in life, sumthing wil leave
  • u but sum1 wil always b around u...?

  • ********************

  • Sweet is ur nature,
  • Dear is your name,
  • Close to my heart U will always remain.
  • As Earth wants water, 
  • Flower wants dew,
  • I want nothing but happiness for you. . . 

  • ********************

  • Hundred words does not give pain 
  • but a sweet lovable person's silence 
  • creates more tears in heart.. 
  • So dont maintain silence with ur special ones... 

  • ********************

  • A clay pot having milk will be 
  • ranked higher than a golden pot 
  • having poison. Its nt our outer glamour 
  • bt our inner virtues dat make us valuable.. 

  • ********************


  • Death is not the greatest loss in life.
  • The greatest loss is when relationship 
  • dies inside us while we are alive... 

  • ********************

Latest english-shayari,english shayari,english shayari sad,english shayari for love,english shayari romantic,hindi shayari,english love quotes,english shayari on eyes,english shayari funny,english shayari on life,Best Cute & Lovely Romantic Love Sms in english,english shayari for love,romantic shayari in english of love,sad shayari in english for love,sad shayari in english for love bewafa,english shayari for girlfriend.


No comments:

Post a Comment