Monday status quotes whatsapp 2016



As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. 
But you'll hate every month's beginning...
when you'll have to pay your bills...?

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I feel that Mondays are God's way of punishing me for something I did over the 

weekend....

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One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

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Monday is the root of all evil.

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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Don't worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. 
Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead....?

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Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true...?

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If i were president...?
all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday....

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Good Morning Monday. 
I have been dreading your arrival....
but now that you are here....? 
lets just make the best of it.

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Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.

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Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all 

the weekend activities....?

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If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face...

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I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

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Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, 
I still can't find it in my heart to like you.

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Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, 

Thursday getting better, Friday...love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday 

you're OK

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It's Sunday night, the end of the weekend. 
I don't want to go to bed...
cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend's over.

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Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday...

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WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. 
Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain...?

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Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day...?
Looked at the calendar and realized ......?
Ah shit! It's Monday again! So much for a good day...?

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Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I'm 

ready...

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Three of the worst words to hear......
'Tomorrow is Monday......?

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Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called 'Monday'. 
Conversely...
also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.

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Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & 

Monday is now closing in.

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Loves Sundays and being lazy...
Then Monday comes and things get crazy...

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They say everyday is a gift. 
I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can 

exchange Monday for Saturday...

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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% 

Thursday and 4% Friday.

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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

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Monday is like a math problem....
Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply 

the problems, divide the happiness....

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