Most Funny SMS Jokes Collection 2016


JAB Aap Mujhse Ruth Jayenge, JAB
Aap Mujhse Khafa Ho Jayenge,
JAB Aap Mujhe Bhul Jayenge, To
Gaal Pe Aisa Thappad Padega
Ke Bus Hum Hi Hum Nazar Ayenge..........######
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Itni Siddhat Se Maine Sone Ki Kosish
Ki Hai, Ki Her Family Member Ne Muje
Jagane Ki Sajish Ki Hai, Kehte Hain
JAB Koi Itni Siddhat Se Sota Hai, To
Sari Family Use Jagane Me Jut Jati Hai..........######

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Kisi Ka Hath Tham Ke Chodna
Nahi, Wada Kisi Se Kar Ke
Todna Nahi, Koi Agar
Tod De Dil Apka, To Bina
Hath Pair Tode Chodna Nahi..........######
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Sitam Dhane Ki Hadh Hoti Hai,
Pass Na Aane Ki Bhi 
Hadh Hoti Hai, Ruth Jane
Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai,
Ek Sms Kar De Jalim Paise
Bachane Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai..........######
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Kahi Andhera Kahi Sham Hogi, Meri
Har Khushi Tumhare Nam Hogi, Ek
Bar Kuch Mang Ke To Dekho, Bjli,
Pani, Telefon Ka Bill Or Karz Me
Dubi Har Proprty Tumhare Nam Hogi!
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Sorry..........######..........######! Kuch Din Se Msg Nahi
Kar Saka, Jail Me Tha, Murder
Case Me, Maine Ek Ladki
Ko Dekh Kar Smile Kar Diya..........######
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Khushi Se Hi Mar Gayi Pagali..........######?
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Char Botal Pepsi, Car Meri
Taxi, Mobile Meri Galaxy,
Heroine Me Sunny Leone
Sexy, Pyar Me Milta Gam
Aur, Aur SABke Badshah Hum..........######
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Na Jane Wo Hmse Kya Chupata
Tha, Kuch Tha Uske Hothon
Par, Magar Na Jane Kyu
Sharmata Tha, JAB Humne Muh
Khulwaya Aur Dekha, To Pta
Chala Sasura Gutkha Khata Tha..........######

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Bekar Hote Hai Wo Log Jo Apni
Lover Ko Miss Krte Hai,
Arey Miss Krna H To Machhar
Ko Miss Kro, Jo Apni Jan
Pe Khelkar Apko Kiss Krte Hai..........######
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Dill Ki Baat Dill Me Maat Rakhana, 
Jo Pasand Ho Use I Love You
Kahana, Agar Wo Gusse Me Aa Jaye
To Darana Maat, Rakhi Nikalana Aur
Kahana Pyari Bahana Milati Rahana..........######
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Tum Itrate Bahut Ho, Dil Ko
Lubhate Bahut Ho, Dil Karta
Hai Tumhe Aaj Dinner Par Bulau,
Lekin Dar Lagata Hai Yah
Sochkar Ki Tum Khate Bahut Ho..........######
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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai SAB Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
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Aaj Main Beemar Hu Jism Toot Raha
Hai, Aur Hatho Se Takat Nikalti
Jaa Rahi Hai, Kuch Samaj Nahi
Aa Raha Kya Karu Chal AB
Natak Chhor Aur Jaldi Se Sms Kar..........######
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Hum Pagal Aapke Picche, Aap Pagal
Kisi Aur Ke Picche, Koi
Aur Pagal Humare Picche,
Wo Bhi Pagal Kisi Aur Ke
Picche, Saare Pagal Aage Picche..........######
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Puri Botal Na Sahi Ek Jaam To Ho
Jaye, Mulaqaat Na Sahi Duaa
Salaam To Ho Jaye, Jinke Sms Ke
Intzaar Me Hum Ho Gaye Bimar, Unhe
Bukhar Na Sahi Zukham Tho Ho Jaye..........######
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Pee Ke Raat Ko Hum Unko Bhulane
Lage, SharAB Me Apne Gum Ko
Mitane Lage, Zaalim SharAB Peete
Hi Asar Dikhaane Lagi, Nashe Me
Unki Saheliya Bhi Yaad Aane Lagi..........######
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Kya Kare In Pyare Pyare Dosto
Ka Jo Dheere Dheere Hume Bhula
Rahe Hain KABhi Kiya Karte The
Dhero Msg Aaj Ek Ek Paisa Apni
Shaadi Ke Liye Bacha Rahe Hai..........######
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Main Wo Nahi Ki, Shaadi Hui Aur
Badal Gaya, Mera Wahi Mizaj,
Wahi Zazba Hai, Shaadi Se Pehle
Bhi Mujhe, Shaadi Ka Shonk
Tha, Aur Shaadi Ke Baad
Bhi Mujhe Shaadi Ka Shonk Hai..........######
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After Robbing The Bank, 1 Robber
To Clerk : Did You See Me Robbing?
Clerk : Yes I Saw U..........######
Robber Killed Him And Asked
To The Next Clerk : Did U? Second
Clerk : No, But My Wife Saw U!!
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Friends R Like A Biscuit Hak
Se Maango, Girlfriends R
Like A Colddrink Ye Dil
Maange More..........###### Wife Is Like A
Medicine Bus Ek Hi Kafi Hai..........######

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Jungle Badhao Desh Bachao!
Pasina Bahao Paisa Kamao!
Messege Bhejo Friendship
Badao! Nahi To, Switch Off
Karo Mobile, Battery Bachao..........######
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Cheeti Facebook Aur Twitter Par
Apna Account Open Karti Hai, Lekin
Woh Apna Account Ek Din Mein Hi
Band Kar Deti Hai..........###### Aisa Kyon? Kyon
Ki Paste Control Ki SABhi Companiya
Usko Follow Karne Lagti Hai!
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Aapki Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai, Har
Taraf Ujala Hi Ujala Nazar Aata
Hai, Dil Karta Hai Ghar Ki Bijli
Katwa Doon Aur Deewar Pe Bulb
Ki Jagah Aapko Ulta Latka Doon..........######
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Ajeeb Si Halat He Tere Jane Ke
Baad, Bhuk Nahi Lagti Khana Khane
Ke Baad, Mere Paas 8 Samose The
Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane
Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad..........######
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Is Msg Ko Raat Ko Padhna Raat
Ko Padh Lena Kya Jaldi Hai?
Kaha Na Raat Ko Padhna Mujhe
Pata Tha Tum Nahi Rukoge is
Liye Msg Bhi Raat Ko Bhejunga..........######
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Na Jane Riste Kaise Kaise Ho Gaye,
Aaj Hum Apke Liye Aise Waise
Ho Gaye, Agar AB Bhi Na Aaye
Apke Sms To, Hum Samjhenge Ke
Hum Se Pyare 50 Paise Ho Gaye..........######
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Ek Aap Ho Ki Sharmate Bahut Ho,
Ek Aap Ho Kii Itrate Bhi Bahut
Ho, Dil To Karta Hai Ki Aapko
Dinner Pe Ley Jayein, Kambakht
Ek Aap Ho Ki Khaate Bhi Bahut Ho..........######
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Charo Aur Padayi Ka Saya Hain,
Saare Paper Mein Zero Aaya
Hai, Hum To Yuhi Chal Dete
Hai Bina Muh Dhoye Exam Dene,
Aur Log Kehte Hain, Sala
Raat Bhar Padh Ke Aaya Hai..........######
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Yaad Aati Hai Teri Jaagte Sote,
Din Katate Hain Teri Khati
Rote Rote, Kaash Tum Mere
Saath Yahan Hote, Kam Se
Kam Mere Kuch Kapde To Dhote..........######
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Rose Is Red, Sky Is Blue A
Friend Like U Suhd Be Kept
In Zoo, Dont Mind..........######..........######..........###### There
U Will Find Me Too, Not In
A Cage, But Laughing At U..........######
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Teacher: 1 Achcha Ladka Ladki
Ko Kaise Prapose Krega?
Stu: Wo Use Naav Me Bitha Ke
Samundar K Beech Me Le Ja Ke
Kahega "I Love U" Bol
De Nhi To Meri Naav Se Utr Ja..........######
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Phon Par Kahte Ho Pyar Hai Tumse,
Milne Ka Kahata Hu To Kahte Ho
Meri Har Suruaat Hai Tumse, JAB
Mai Dil Tham Ke Milne Aaya
Dhamka Diya ..........######Papa Ko Kam Hai Tumse..........######

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Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin
Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost
Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo
Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche
Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge..........######
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Agar Koi Achha Sa Msg Ho To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar
Do..........###### Kahin Galti Se Send Na Ho Jaye..........######
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Bapu Bole Koi Sms Na Kare To
Tension Mat Lo, Use Sms Krte Raho
Bole To Full Vinamrata Ke Sath
Ek Din Uska Hriday Parivartan
Hoga, Phir Msg Nhi Call Ayega..........######
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Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai
Hamare Mobile Me Aapke Sms Ki
Kami Hai Nigah Aapke Sms Ke Intjar
Me Jami Hai Itna Bata Do Khafa
Ho Hamse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai..........######
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Kal Raat Machar Ne Kata Mere Chehre
Par, Dil Mien Junoon Tha aankhoon
Mien Khoon Tha, Uthaya Ussay Masal
Dene K Liye Par Khayal Aya, Kambakht
Mien Bhi Akhir Apna Hi Khoon Tha..........######
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The Men Are Very Kind And Women
Are Very Selfish..........######..........###### Proof..........######..........######
Most Women Dont Like Help Unknown
Men, But All Men Are Ready
Anytime To Help Unknown Women!

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Shukr Kar Pagli Mai Tere Alava
Kisi Aur Ladki Taraf Nahi
Dekhta, Warna Pata Nahi
Iss Baadshah Ke Har
Gali Mai Kitne Tajmahal Hote..........######
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Woh Dosti Hi Kya Jisme Duriyaan
Na Ho, Woh Apnapan Hi Kya Jisme
Ladai Na Ho, Woh Dil Hi Kya
Jisme Dard Na Ho, Woh Mobile
Hi Kya Jisme "Mera Sms Na Ho..........######"
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Hum Karte Rahe Intezaar Wo Kisi
Aur Ke Saath Chali Gayi, Hum Karte
Rahe Intezaar Wo Kisi Aur Ke
Saath Chali Gayi, Chalo Shukr Hai
Is Valentine Meri Jeb To Bach Gayi..........######
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Main Bahut Pareshan Hu Neend
Nahi Aati Sukun Nahi Kisi Kaam
Me Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta Doctor Ne
Mujhe Kaha Hai Aap Ki Zindgai
Me, Vitamin "She" Ki Kami Hai..........######
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Mere Pyaar Ko Bewafai Ka Inaam
De Gai, Mere Dil Ko Yaado Ka
Paigam De Gai, Maine Kaha Mere
Dil Mai Dard Hai, To Kambhakhat
Jaate Jaate Jhandubaam De Gai..........######
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Tere Gam Me Tadap Kar Mar Jayenge,
Mar Gaye To Naam Tera Le
Jayenge, Rishwat Deke Tujhe
Bhi Bulayenge, Tum Upar Aaoge
To Sath Bethkar Kurkure Khayenge..........######

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Ek Ladka Ro Raha Tha Papa Kaya
Huwa Q Ro Rahe Ho Ladaka Phle Ek
Rupya Do Tb Batuga Papa Ye Lo
Ek Rupya AB Bolo Ladka Main To
Ek Rupeya Ke Liye Hi Ro Raha Tha..........######
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Aapko Sms Karna Pooja Hai, Aapke
Sms Ka Intazar Tapsya Hai, Aa
Jaye Misscall To Prasad Hai,
Aur Mil Jaye Sms To Aapke
Darshan Hai Darshan Dijiye PrABhu..........######
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Din Me Chand Sitare Ache Nahi
Lagte, AB Duniya Ke Nazare
Acche Nahi Lagte, Koi Aap Ke
Papa Mummy Se Kahe De, Ki
AB Aap Kuware Acche Nahi Lagte..........######
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Ek Machar Or Makkhi Ki Shadi
Hui Agle Din Makkhi Ro Rhi Thi
Uski Saheli Ne Pucha Kya Hua
Wo Boli Rat Me Maine Gudnight
Jala Di Tumhare Jija Mar Gaye..........######
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Zindagi Me KABhi Tension Mat
Lena, Bindas Hoke I Love U
Kehna, Agar GulAB Ke
Badle Sandal Mile To Kehna
Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana..........######
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Hum Wo Hai Jo Apko Roshan Kar
Jayenge, Baato Ki Ek Chingari 
Se Bhi Jal Jayenge, Ek Bar
Pyar Se Sms To Kijiye, Ghar
Aakar Sms Ke Paise De Jayenge..........######

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Money Can Buy A House Not Home A
Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But
Not Health, Money Is Dirty It
Only Causes Pain And Suffering
Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy!
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Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko, Na Chaen
Aaye Din Bhar, Khuda Se Puchha
Maine, Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne JawaAB Diya, Arre Nahi
Garmi Mei SABka Hi Aesa Haal Hai..........######
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Sitam Dhane Ki Hadh Hoti Hai,
Pass Na Aane Ki Bhi Hadh
Hoti Hai, Ruth Jane Ki
Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai,
Ek Sms Kar De Jalim Paise
Bachane Ki Bhi Hadh Hoti Hai..........######
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Ye Jo Tumhara Palat Palat
Ke Dekhna, Fir Achanak
Se Nazre Ghuma Lena, Bhi
Hit And Run Ka Case Hai..........######!
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