My Insulting Messages Collection


MEhArbAn KAdArdAn DEkhiyE
MErA Sms KA KAmAl, GhAnti
BAjEgi BAndAr NAchEgA,
MobilE UthAyEgA Sms PAdhEgA
MuskurAyEgA Ab BAndAr REply
KArnE KA HosiyAri DikhAigA............###

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ChAnd Ko Gurur HAi K
UskE PAss Noor HAi, To
KyA HuA, MujhE Bhi Gurur
HAi KE MErA Sms PAdhnE
WAlA Ek LAngoor HAi............###
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Jb Tum HAsti Ho To LAgtA HE
Ki InsAAn PAhlE BAndAr HogA
DEkho GussA MAt HonA Qki Jb
Tum GussA Hoti Ho To LAgtA HE
Ki InsAAn AAj V BAndAr HE............###
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KhudA Bohot MEhrbAn HE Ki 
UsnE Dosto Ki Koi QEEmAt
Nhi RAkhi VrnA Hm Ap JsE
Dost Ki QEEmAt KEsE AdA
KrtE Qki ChAwAnni
AthhAni Ab KAhA Chlti HE............###
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ChAnd Ko Gurur HAi K
UskE PAss Noor HAi, To
KyA HuA, MujhE Bhi Gurur
HAi KE MErA Sms PAdhnE
WAlA Ek LAngoor HAi............###
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Apun Dono KA Dosti 1 Dum
JhAkz HonA MAngtA HAi,
JhAkz BolE To, Apun HirA
To Tu Moti, Apun SAbji To
Tu Roti, Apun PAni To Tu
TAnki, Apun TArzAn To Tu MonkEy............###
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If I WAs An Artist,
You Would BE My PicturE...??
If I WAs A PoEt,
You Would BE My InspirAtion...??
If I WAs An Author You Would
BE My Story...??
But I'm Only A CArtoonist...??

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RosE Is LAl, Sky Is NEElA,
Your BrAin Is LikE KhAli PAtilA,

BurA MAAn GyE Ok

RosE Is REd, WAtEr Is Cool,
I M SmArt But U R Fool

Lo ThodA Or BurA MAAn Lo............###............###
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CAn U GuEss............###............###?
Why Did God CrEAtE U
BEforE ME............###............###? ThAts............###............### Bcoz
HE WAntEd To CrEAtE
A SAmplE BEforE CrEAting
A "MAstEr-PiEcE"
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Apki KAhAni MEri JubAni:-
ApkE PAs DimAg HAi,
ChAltA NAhi AlAg BAAt HAi............###
AAp SmArt Ho,
Koi MAntA NAhi AlAg BAAt HAi............###
AAp ShArEEf Ho,
LAgtE NAhi AlAg BAAt HAi............###
KAfi IjjAt HE AApki,
Koi KrtA Nhi AlAg BAAt HAi,
Itni BEijAti Ho RAhi HE Apki
Fir B Msg PAdh RAhE Ho,
KyA BAAt HAi............###............###
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Sms KArnE MAin KitnA MAzA
AAtA HAi, LEkin Dil GhAbrAtA
HAi Kyunki BAlAncE JAtA HAi,
LEkin AsAl MAzA TAb AAtA
HAi JAb KAnjoos Loogon SE
Sms KA JAwAb AAtA HAi............###
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AAp KyA JAno Hum Apko KitnA
YAAd KArtE HAi, HAr PAl
AApki FAryAd KArtE HAi, Roz
KhAt LikhtE HAi CArtoon
NEtwork Ko, AAp Ko DikhAnE
Ki MAng KArtE HAi............###
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CongrAtulAtions Sms NA KArnE
PAr AApko MBA Ki DEgrEE Di
JAti HAi, MBA BolE To
MEmbAr Of BhikAri
AssociAtion HAsso MAt............###

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MErA NubEr ChAngE Ho GAyA HAi
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AgAr TujhE MEri PurAni ChApAl
ChAhiyE Ho To LEjA ShArmA MAt
PAgAl Tu Toh JigAr HAi ApnA
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ChAlA JA Msg Tu BAn KE
GulAb, Hogi SAchhi Dosti
To AAyEgA JAwAb, AgAr
NA AAyE JAwAb To MAt HonA
UdAAs, SAmjh LEnA BArtAn
MAAnj RAhE HongE JAnAb............###
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GAdhA Jo KhAAyE Wo GhAAs
Ho Tum, BuddhE KA ChyAwAnprAAsh
Ho Tum, Idiot, Stupid,
BAkwAAs Ho Tum, PAr Jo Bhi Ho...??
YAAr...?? Dost JhAkAAs Ho Tum............###............###...??...??...??
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TAtA NAno CAr
,,__............###-"""""^-............###___
"---@----@---'

BhEj RAhA Hu............###............###

Oho...?? ChEhrE PE SmilE To
DEkho............###............### Gift NAhi HAi............###
SErvicEing KAr K WApAs
Kr DEnA............###
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Rocking 
1............###SAA
2............###RE
3............###GA
4............###MAA
5............###PAA
6............###DhA
7............###NEE
8............###SAA
Khud Ko PEhchAn NE K LiyE
KripyA 3 Aur 6 FirsE DohrAYE............###
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I ChAsEd LovE
I Found FriEndship,
I ChAsEd DEsirEs
I Found HopEs,
I ChAsEd REAlity
I Found DrEAms,
I ChAsEd A MonkEy And
I Found U............###

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MAusAm ShAbAb KA,
NAshA ShrAb KA,
PArdA JAnAb KA,
Or Rung GulAb KA,
In SAbsE HAsEEn
In SAbsE LAjwAb DEkho
Sms PAdnE WAlA,
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MEndAk TAlAb KA............###
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SciEntific QuEstion For U............###............###
How DoEs Blood REAch Ur BrAin
SimplE
DirEction Of Liquid Is AlwAys
TowArds ThE Empty SpAcE............###
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('............###') ('............###')

...?? ...?? ...?? ...??

Dono Zid KAr RAhE ThE K
Bhoot DEkhnA H............###
MAinE ApkE PAss BhEj
DiA HAi ThodA SA DrA
DEnA YE Khush Ho JAyEngE............###............###
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Dil SE Msg KArnEwAlE
DildAr HotE HE...??
ShAn SE Msg KArnEwAlE
ShAndAr HotE HE...??
JAAn SE Msg KArnEwAlE
JAAndAr HotE HotE HE...??
KAAm SE Msg KArnEwAlE
KAAmchor HotE HE...??
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A CAmEl, Cow & MonkEy ArE Discusing
Who Is ThE BEst ???
CAmEl: I CAn CArry HEAvy LoAds...??
Cow: I GivE Milk...??
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MonkEy:
Kuch To Bol
TEri IzzAt KA SAwAl HAi............###
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PAttE Gir SAktE HAin PEAd
NAhi, SurAj Doob SAktA HAi
AAsmAn NAhi, DhArti Sookh
SAktA HAi DAryAA NAhi, DuniyA
SudhAr SAkti HAi PAr AAp NAhi............###...??

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MobilE Ek MAndir HAi,
Sim CArd UskA DEvAtA,
CAll KArnE WAlA PujAri,
Sms BhEjnE WAlA DAni,
PAdhAnE WAlA BhAkt,
REply NA KArnE WAlA BhikhAri............###
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U Hv CutE EyEs
U Hv SwEEt NosE
U Hv SmArt Look
U Hv ShArp BrAin
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Ohh Shit ...??...??...??...??
Fir SE GAlAt NumbEr PE SEnd Ho GAyA ............###
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PyArA SA Koi SAndEsh
BhEj Do PyAr KA SAcchA
UpdEsh BhEj Do AgAr PyAr
Ko 1 Sms NA BhEj SAko
To SubAh UthkAr Kisi Ko
ApnA MobilE BEch Do............###
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A VEry Good NEws For You............###............###............###
VodAfonE KA KuttA MArgAyA............###
So ThErE Is A VAcAncy For
You, For MorE InformAtion
DiAl 123 & SAy "Bhow Bhow"............###............###............###:-p
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U R OnE Of D CutEst PErsons
In This World...??...??
Just A SEcond, Don't
MisundErstAnd ME............###
CutE MEAns:
CrEAting
UsElEss
TroublEs
EvErywhErE............###............###
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HospitAl AttEndEncE:
LAngdA
PrEsEnt Sir,
KAnA
PrEsEnt Sir
AndhA PrEsEnt Sir,
MEntAl
MEntAl
BEtA Sms BAAd ME PAd Liyo,
TEri AbsEnt LAg JAyEgi............###

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Dhup ME ChAmAkti ProfilE HAi,
SAbsE AlAg TErA StylE HAi, KyA AdA HAi KyA SmilE HAi
NAAk Pochh NE Ki AkAl NAhi
Aur HAth ME MobilE HAi............###............###............###............###
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Jis Din KAnjus Ko OskAr
AwArd DiyA JAyEgAA,
AApkA NAAm SAbsE PAhlE AAyEgAA,
Bhool KAr Bhi Sms MAt KArnA,
"WArnAA"
OskAr Kisi Aur Ko Mil JAyEgAA............###
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Hiiii Guys MEri BAt Gor SE
SunnA AgAr Koi AApko PAgAl
KAhE To AAp Dukhi MAt HonA
Afsos MAt KArnA RonA B NAi
DArnA B NAi Bus AArAm SE
ChAir PAr BAith KAr SochnA Ki
SAlE Ko PAtA KAisE ChAlA
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WhErE R U?
U R U Not REplying?
I M WorriEd Coz TodAy’s PApEr
I REAd ThAt DuE 2 ThundEr A MonkEy
HAs BEEn SEvErEly InjurEd............###
So If U R SAfE,
Sms ME ImmEdiAtEly............###
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HEy FriEnd REmEmbEr ThAt
Without Stupidity ThErE
CAn BE No Wisdom & Without
UglinEss ThErE CAn BE No
BEAuty So ThE World NEEds
You AftEr All...??
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FlowErs DiEs
StoriEs Ends
Songs FAdEs
MEmoriEs R ForgottEn
All Things ComEs 2 End
But PEoplE LikE U AlwAys REmAin 4EvEr
B’coz Ghosts NEvEr DiE............###............###............###............###

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GAlilEo: GrEAt Mind............###
EinstEin: GEnius Mind............###
NEwton: ExtrA-ordinAry Mind............###
Bill GAtEs: BrilliAnt Mind............###
You: NEvEr Mind............###
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In 3 WAys U CAn BrEAk D Mirror
1............### Throw StonE At D Mirror
2............### Throw ThE Mirror On D Floor............###
3............### StAnd In Front Of D Mirror
And SmilE By Showing Ur TEEth…............###:d
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KyA AndAz HAi,
KyA JAlwA HAi,
KyA StAylE HAi
Aur KyA SmilE HAi,
Sms To KArtE NAhi
Aur GArv SE KAhtE Ho
MErE PAAs MobilE HAi............###
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Ek AAp Ho
KitnE AchchE Ho,
KitnE BholE Ho,
KitnE PyAArE Ho,
KitnE SmArt Ho,
KitnE SwEEt Ho............###
Aur Ek Hum Ki Jhooth
PE Jhooth BoltE JA RAhE HAi............###
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AndhE KE HAAth ME
"Troch"

BAhrE KE HAAth ME
"REdio"

GungE KE HAAth ME
"MikE"

Aur AApk HAAth ME
"MobilE"

WAh WAh WAh WAh WAh WAh
KyA JAnAnA AAyA HAi............###
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MErE MArnE KE BAAd AyE
Dost AAnsu MAt BAhAn............###............###............###
AgAr YAAd AAyE MEri To
SEEdhE UpAr ChAlE AAnAA............###............###............###
AgAr WAhA MAi NA Dikhu
To SAmAjh LE Tu NArAk ME HAi............###

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TujhE DEkhnE SE Dil MEin UtAr JAti
HAi, MujhE HAr ChEhrA PE
Tu Hi NAzAr AAti HAi, Ab KyA
TErE ChEhrE KA TArif KAroo
MujhE To Tu BAndAr NAzAr AAti HAi............###
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FizAAo K BAdAlnE KA IntzAAr NAhi
KArtE AAndhiyo K RuknE KA IntzAAr
NAhi KArtE JAb YAAd AAti HAi,
Msg KAr DEtE HAi Hum KAnjusho
KE Msg KA IntzAAr NAhi KArtE............###
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AAp KA GAdhA AAp SE Rooth GAyA,
JAA KE NAdi ME Kood GAyA,
DoobtE HuE BolA Ab Aur
Dukh NAhi SAhEngE, Ek
Hi GhAr ME Do Do NAhi RAhEngE............###
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Ek PAl MujhsE Dur Tum HotE Nhi
Ho, MujhsE HAmEshA LiptE
HotE Ho, Aur KyA TArif
KArun AApki ItnE KAnjus
Ho KE MEri KhAtE Hi RAhtE Ho............###
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GAdhA Jo KhAyE Wo GhAs Ho
Tum, BuddhE KA ChyAwAnprAsh
Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid
BAkwAs Ho Tum, PAr Jo Bhi
Ho YAr, Dost JhAkAAs Ho Tum
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YEh Sms Jin KhubsurAt Logo Ko
MiltA HAi, Woh 5 SEc BAAd
BEhosh Ho JAtE HAin,
1
2
3
4
5
Nhi BEhosh HuE NA, KhubsusAt
HotE To BEhosh HotE NA............###
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GAzAb TErA NAkhrE AjAb TErA
StylE HAi, NAAk PochnE Ki TAmiz
NAhi HAth ME MobilE HAi
BEshArmi Ki HAd To DEkho Sms
PAd KE Bhi ChEhrE PE SmilE HAi............###
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Not EvEry FlowEr CAn REprEsEnt
LovE But RosEs Did It............### Not EvEry
TrEE CAn StAnd Thirst, But CActus
Did It, Not EvEry MonkEy CAn REAd
Sms But HEy You Just Did It...?? Enjoy
Your DAy, And Dont ForgEt To SmilE...??
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ThAndi ThAndi HAwA ChAli, MAusAm
HuA SuhAnA WAh WAh ThAndi
ThAndi HAwA ChAli, MAusAm HuA
SuhAnA, Ab BAndAr V Sms PAdhnE
LAgE, KitnA EducAtEd HuA ZAmAnA
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Ek BAcchA Roz School SE BhAAg KAr
TrAffic SingAl PE Bhik MAngnE
JAtA ThA, EsA KAr KAr KE UsnE
BAhut PAisE KAmAAyE, Un PAiso
SE UsnE Ek MobilE LiyA,
TAqdEEr DEkho AAj Vo HArAmkhor
Apni Hi Story Khud PAd RAhA HAi............###
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Tu ChAnd MAngE ME ChAnd DEdu,
Tu RAAt MAngE ME RAAt DEdu,
Tu Dil MAngE ME Dil DEdu,
Tu JAAn MAngE............###............### BAs YAAr Bhik
MAngnE Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti HAi...??
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SurAj SE AchA SitArA Koi NAhi,
JAisA HAi RishtA HAmArA Koi
NAhi, ChAAhE SAAri DuniyA MEin
Dhund Lo, Mujh JAisA PyArA
Aur AAp JAisA AwArA Koi NAhi............###
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PhonE KE RistE BAdE AjEEb HotE
HAi, BAlAncE RAkhkAr Bhi Log
AjEEb HotE HAi, Khud To Msg
KArtE NAhi, Muft KE Msg PAdnE
KE KitnE Soqin HotE HAi............###............###
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AApki Ik ChEEz HAmE BAhut
PAsAnd HAi, AAp JAb B Koi
KAm KArtE Ho To Dil LAgA
KAr KArtE Ho, Kiyon Ki
DimAAg To AApkE PAs HAi NAhi............###
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I Found AllAdin's LAmp, I
AskEd Him To IncrEAsE Ur
BrAin TEn TimEs MorE............###............### HE
LAughEd And Told, MultiplicAtion
DoEs Not Apply On ZEro............###............###...??'
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BAbA Ji KA MElA LAgA HAi
HAridwAr MEin............### PrAshAd MEin
REchArgE Coupon DiyE JAyEngE............### 
Kisi Aur Ko MAt BAtAnA............### YE
SMS Sirf ChunindA BhikhAriyon
Ko BhEjE JA RAhA HAi............###............###
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If I EvEr Go For A BrAin
TrAnsplAnt, I Would LikE
To UsE Ur BrAin............###............### Its Not
BEcAusE U ArE A GEnius, I
Would Only LikE A BrAin
ThAt HAs NEvEr BEEn UsEd...??
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Tu ChAnd MAngE ME ChAnd DEdu, 
Tu RAAt MAngE ME RAAt DEdu,
Tu Dil MAngE ME Dil DEdu,
Tu JAAn MAngE BAs YAAr Bhik
MAngnE Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti HAi............###............###

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Hum DuA KArtE HAin KhudA SE,
Ki Wo AAp JAisA Dost Aur
NA BAnAyE, Ek CArtoon JAisi
ChEEz HAi HumArE PAAs, KAhin
Wo Bhi Common NA Ho JAyE...??
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Wo SubAh KA AlArm Wo PAni
Ki ThAndk Wo ShAmpu Ki BotAl
Wo Liril Ki TAzgi Wo NAyA
KApdo KA Sukun Tum KyA JAno
YE To Roz NAhAnE WAlE Hi JAnE...??
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DiffErEncE BEtwEEn IgnorAncE
And SElf Control............###............###?
WhEn U SEE Mirror And U Dont
LAugh At UrsElf,
ThAt Is IgnorAncE............###............###
And WhEn I Look At You And I
Dont LAugh,
ThAts CAllEd SElf Control............###............###...??
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MEhArbAn KAdArdAn DEkhiyE
MErE SMS KA KAmAAl GhAnti
BAjAgi, BAndAr AAyEgA MobilE
UthAyEgA, SMS PAdhEgA
MuskurAEgA, Ab Forword KAr
KE HoshiyAri DEkhiyEgA............###...??...??
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FizAo ME Tum Ho, GhAtAo ME
Tum Ho, HAwAo ME Tum Ho, BAhAro
ME Tum Ho, Dhoop ME Tum Ho,
ChAoon ME Tum Ho,
Ab Tum Hi BAtAo MErE SAnAm,
KyA Tum Kisi Bhoot SE KAm Ho............###...??
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