Naughty status short quotes messages 2016

Nice legs? 
what time do they open?

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That Is True Love...

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NAUGHTY. but in a nice way..

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I'm easy. Are you?

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Good Boy with very bad thoughts.

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Naugthy by Nature. Wild By Choice.

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Great Minds F*CK each Other.

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Can i borrow a KISS? 
I promise i give it back.

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A naughty thought is a terrible thing to wate.

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KISS ME.. I am Magically Delicious.

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Nobody DIES Virgin. 
Coz in the End LIFE Fucks us all.

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You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.

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You don't have to like me.. 
I'm not a Facebook status...

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I finally realized this.. 
I need you more than I thought.

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I heard you are a player. 
Nice to meet you I am a Coach.

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If you and I were squirrels, 
could I bust a nut in your hole...?

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Your parents must be retarded, 
because you are special...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. 
I like spaghetti. Let's bang..

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Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

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I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

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Where you born on a farm..? 
Cause you sure know how to raise a cock..

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Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?

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My name is (name) remember that, 
you'll be screaming it later....?

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Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

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The key of my happiness.. 
just forgetting my past....

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I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't u + i = 3D 69..?

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How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized..?

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You must work at Subway...
cause you just gave me a foot long....

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Do you work for UPS..? 
I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would love to tap that ass...

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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper..

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My love for you is like diarrhea, 
I just can't hold it in....?

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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

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A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.

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Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears....

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VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... 
It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

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Smile.. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

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If you are naughty go to your room..
if you wanna be naughty go to mine..

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Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP.. 
unless you put them together..

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A good date ends with dinner....
An awesome date ends with breakfast...

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Cleavage is like the Sun. 
You can look at it but you cannot stare....
unless you are wearing sunglasses..

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I like my women like I like my toaster..
two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen.

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Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

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Lets play Titanic, you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you.

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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.

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You're like a prize winning fish. 
I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

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I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips.. 
then move up to your belly button...

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Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell 

out of me.

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You remind me of a Championship bass, 
I don't know whether to mount you or eat you...

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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers....? 
No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself...

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Would you like to try an Australian kiss...? 
It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. 
I told her to rub her eyes.

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How about we play lion and lion tamer...? 
You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

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You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more....?

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Love is blind, and greed insatiable..

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I'm easy. Are you?

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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

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If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning...

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I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.

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Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..

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We know that romance brings out the beast in you.

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Some people say the glass is half empty.. 
Others say it's half full....
I'm just happy to have a glass..

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Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think 

about us for a second.

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When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.

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VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... 
It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..

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Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

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Anyone can be passionate.. 
but it takes real lovers to be silly...

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If you are naughty go to your room.. 
if you wanna be naughty go to mine..

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Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..

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Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP...
unless you put them together....

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Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips...

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Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.

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Friends will come and friends will go. 
But true friends stick on forever..

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I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. 
Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That....

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Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..
That Is True Love......?

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Love is just love, it can never explained.

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Everybody knows how to love, 
but few people know how to stay in love with one 

person forever.....?

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I finally realized this...
I need you more than I thought....

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Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears....? 
That Is True Love....

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I finally realized this...
I need you more than I thought...

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I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.

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I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing..
i just want to talk to you...?

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That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course..
if I were on you, I'd becoming too..

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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they 

could bring you along.

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Once you begin being naughty...
it is easier to go and on and on.. 
and sooner or later something dreadful happens.

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If your boss is getting you down...
look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.

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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. 
She calls me her sixty second lover....

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, 
could I meet you between the holidays...?

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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, 
whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the 

bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

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People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat 

so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back..?

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A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. 
What's the moral of the story........??? 
A wet pussy always makes a happy cock.....?

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Im crazy but original you try to be me and you fail.. 
you cant process me with a normal brain... 
you need a high version status is loading...

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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the 

bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

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Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss... 

Someday somewhere somehow me and you will be together....

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