Shayari on Love and Jokes



Every LOOK is SMILE.....###
Every MESSAGE is like KISS
But wen u TALK to me
Remember this.....###
My DAY is filled with HAPPINESS
so spare urself n keep in touch.....###

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Never ask 4 a kiss just take it.....###
 Kiss SMS, Love SMS ?  4 Comments
Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it
Nvr ask 4 a hug, just give it.....###
Nvr ask do U Love me? Say I Love U
Nvr say I cant live wthout u, say i lve 4U.....###

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Loveliest kiss- On cheeks.....###
Most romantic kiss- On the lips.....###
N the hottest kiss?

On d bike’s silencer. GM .....###

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo.....###
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To.....###
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari.....###

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Kisses blown are kisses wasted......###
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted......###
kisses spread germs and germs are hated......###
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated

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What kisses mean
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away.....###

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Kissing you baby is my dream......###
I am strawberry & you are the cream......###
Handle me gently keep me real keen......###
U & i together babes is passion so extreme.....###

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A peach is a peach......###
a plum is a plum......###
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues......###
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes.....###
& give ur tongue some exercise......###

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peach meaning in sindhi
Kiss is not like Nokia
 Kiss SMS
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It......###
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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If luvin was aginst the law,
and kissin was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doin time......###

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Whats live ? Live is love......###
Whats love ? Love is kissing......###
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you......###

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I’ve been thinking about u and me
 Kiss SMS
I’ve been thinking about u and me.......###
if we were alone how it would be.......###
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot.......###
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot.....###

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thinking of you sms jokes
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky
 Kiss SMS
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips.....###

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If u read, u owe me a HUG
 Kiss SMS
If u read, u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do.....###

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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue. SMILE!
This is ur friend “PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday .....###

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I’m with you reading this,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips......###
Making love to you in every kiss.....###

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Aaj barish me tere sang nahana hai,
Sapna ye mera kitna Suhana hai,
Barish ki bunde jo gire tere hotho pe,
Unhe apne hotho se uthana hai......###

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Boy: I am going to kiss you......###
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi......###
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai......###

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When I met you I was afraid to kiss you,
when I kissed you I was afraid to love you,
now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you......###

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In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true......###
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy.....###

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WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together......###
Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you......###
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect......###
Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU

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If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go4ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me?

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Boy while kissing his girlfriend.......###
Boy- Thinks u baby.......###
4 give me ur chewing gum.......###
Girl- This is not chewing gum my love,
I’m suffering from cough.....###

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I want to drink the water from your lips,
I want to hear the movement of your soul,
I want to touch the sound of your heart,
I want to be u......###

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Everyone in the world say,
U have changed a Lot.....###
But no 1 in the world would look into ur eyes & say.......###
U have compromised a LOT.....###

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Can we do romance in the Mid Night today.....###
I’m in a good mood.....###
Just a little bit of kiss n biting.....###
Reply me soon…
Ur loving mosquito.....###

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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao.....###

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It’s an application submitted in top 
floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor......###

Those who understood forwrd it,
othrs go & watch cartoon .....###

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what is kiss joke
U lose 100 calories after a 10 minute Walk
 Funny SMS ??, Hindi SMS, Kiss SMS
U lose 100 calories after a 10 minute Walk.......###

AND u lose 150 calories after a 2 minute kiss.......###

Time apka,
Faisla apka,
Jaago india Jaago .....###

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KABHI naak pe KABHI gaal pe kiss
 Funny SMS ??, Hindi SMS, Insult SMS, Kiss SMS
KABHI naak pe
KABHI gaal pe

kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss kadar
makhiya tang karti he.....###
Ab aap nahaoge nahi to aisa hi hoga na.....###

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