Summer status for whatsapp garmi messages 2016


Hi.. Jaan.. Nikal rahi hai garmi se..

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I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.

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I wish summer would get pregnant so we'd have 9 months off.

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Having fun in the sun... 
getting laid in the shade, summer's here..

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Summer should get a speeding ticket.

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Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly..

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Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer....?

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School is out for the summer...?
dont worry school, I WON'T miss you at all...?

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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.

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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me...?

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Summer vacation-where you drink triple.. 
see double and act single...?

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It's almost Summer... 
Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer....

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There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer.

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Summer meant watching cartoons all morning... 
roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on...

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That awkward moment when you write a super long..
heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write 'Have a Great Summer...

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I dont make enough money to go on vacation... 
so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am...

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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.

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Ok summer I'm sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, 
can you come back?? Its freakin cold...

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Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...
hot as hell, totally thrilling...? 
and gone before you know it...?

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Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove...

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I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, 
half sleeping and half listening....?

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Dear Garmi....? 
Plz thori Narmi....?

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Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit....

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Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge Utni jyada lagegi...

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Kambal aur Razai ko karo Maaf.. 
Cooler aur AC kar lo saaf...

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Happy Summer season with Great offers Motay motay machar.. 
Lots of makhian...

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Summer status for whatsapp garmi messages 2016

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